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just not enough stuff either available for upgrade or in the air... seems rushed and a bit short for this type of game tho it's not bad
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i always laugh about fat children with a cape launched by a catapult and chased by a bear with a jetpack. if u think about it its really funny
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welcome to the world of a fat kid were baloons, birds, hot dog stands,, garden gnomes and brief cases explode and were a bear can belly slide for miles and miles with the greatest of ease.
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kid flies over a house with a man and woman in the backyard woman:ITS A BIRD NO ITS A PLANE man:NO ITS A RETARTED FAT KID WITH A DUCK ATTACHED TO HIS BACK then kid crash lands in front of them woman:SHOULD WE HELP HIM man: NO RUN FOR YOUR LIFE A BEAR WITH A JET PACK IS COMIN FOR US
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What a ridiculous game. For 100 km, there are lawn mowers, flamingos, sandpits and barbecues, balloons and dwarves which explode. This kid is trying to escape from pedo bear which had somehow bellyslid his way for 100km being exploded and bouncing impossibly high. When the kid can't bounce any further and all his flesh and bones should be mush, he gets up and runs away. I couldn't do any better 5/5.
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I dont think he really deserves a catapult for many reasons 1. he looks like an idiot and In dont mean he looks bad he does but I mean that people who look like that are normally idiots. 2. as said in last reason he does look ugly. 3. he obviously did something terrible to that bear meaning he likely deserves it. 4.normal people would run and wouldnt have the option of a catapult if he wants to live he should escape without some giant machine that he himself didnt make. if the character you play as wasnt like that then i would be 5/5 but since the player character is like that its 4/5.