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Ugh i cant even control the player anywhere! That's because my game is slow, duh in the first campaign challenge, it looks like a car had a bomb inside it and then its parts exploded into a thousand pieces! That fling shot has a teeny tiny rock hanging on it. With the bombs and the explosive sticks are breaking the people's body parts and some of them are using the shield to protect themselves. I think its a unsure game for me.
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greg, why the heck would you badge a game this crap???
seriously, expect better from armor games ...
for the controls that don't respond, the slowness of the game, and the unfairness of game conditions, gave it 1/5 stars ... would be a negative if that were possible ...
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In addition to the crappy controls, whose idea was the trampoline? "Hey, our level designs aren't terrible enough, but we don't have time to redo them all before launch!" "No worries man, I got this."
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Personally I think this is a very well made game, the controls are perfect the AI is superb and the best thing is the name system. Over all this should be game of year for 2010,11,12,13, and 14. 5 stars keep up the horrible work.
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I'd also like to add that when you are attacked in ssb, there are really no controls there either. I admit though that you do recover faster in ssb so it does seem like you have little control in this game, but really though the cpu is bound by the same thing. If you hit them out, they won't come back, the only issue seems to be ppl comparing the game to ssb.
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I found the game to be just fine. Most ppl probably just need to lower graphics settings. Also this is not SSB, its a different thing all together. If you play it like SSB, of course you wont like it, this is a flash game ppl. Still controls do need some work and varies in difficulty far too wildly between levels, 3/5 stars.
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I just watched the intro and I don't even want to play anymore... at least it is trying to live up to a chaotic thing.
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What is this doing as badge of the day? You can't control your character. Your guy only attacks when he feels like it, not when I tell him to. Seriously, why is this game even here, let alone badge of the day?
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This game has 2 distinctions... 1) It's been badge of the day more than any other game on this site and 2) It's the worst game ever made. I'm going to dig out my Atari and see if I can find my copy of ET. It's concept of falling into pits is a bit more advanced than this game.
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Not sure why people hate this game so much. Maybe if the characters were bigger it would be easier to see whats going on. You just actually have to play the game and use fighting strategies. The computer players do die when they fall in pits. Skilled gamers learn from their mistakes and figure out what they need to do to avoid the exploding car. Go play papa's pizza or a zeebarf game if you don't like this game. You can have those games.
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Like everyone said, the controls are loose and out of control. However, the A.I. is buggy and stupid, abusing gimmicks in order to stay in the constant lead but falling to the easiest tricks. I found myself just double-jumping into the air, then pressing down to smash into him to do a little chip damage 5 times, before smashing the ground and getting more kills. I win every time that they don't pick up the overpowered weapons, which is pretty much half of the weapons. The other half are utterly useless. Fish does no damage or knockback and has a long swing time, and the slowing element of poison darts or snowballs or anything of that sort does nothing. I mean, they run half as fast but have the same air recovery times, which means you can't knock them off for a kill, and their attack speed are the same. The only thing slowing does is prevents them from running to you, which means you run to them. Cheap gimmicks. 5/10 Stars.
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I find it funny how everyone is complaining about the controls and stuff. Mean while I had NO PROBLEM with them and i found the game really easy. So shut up and stop playing or play and don't complain.
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Controls and gameplay suck. I'm in the middle of the platform and then I get punched once and immediately fall off the platform into my death. Wtf!