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Police Gummy: So, let me get this straight, your holding hostage a crazed beast called a bison, who has mass murdered thousands of bears, in a ring against a piece of candy while he plays in his imaginary shop buying "upgrades"? Ringmaster: Yes. Police gummy: Carry on then.
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Contrary to popular belif, the gummy bears are not evil. Burrito Bison was down on his luck as a wrestler, and they were trying to help him realize his full potential, hence why they kept putting him back in the ring just so he could escape again. Poor Jawbreaker... He was only trying to help!
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Seeing how quick the background is going through at top speed, Id like to know how the heck those gummy bears are running THAT FAST? were they all offspring of the flash or something?
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I love how the cops just ignore the guys running around with GIGANTIC BOMBS IN THEIR HANDS IN A HUGE STADIUM-FULL OF PEOPLE and instead go after me.
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Ah, there's just something intrinsically hilarious about watching a big beefy masked wrestler guy bouncing on a pogo stick with a deadly serious expression on his face.
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Is there a save function in this game? Must...rejoin...productive society...but...cannot...bear...to...lose...epicness...
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What I don't understand why the Gummy Bears keep putting a Bison in the same ring with a guy with bandages and a bruised face, cowering in from of the bison, who always escapes and can kill hundreds of gummy bears in a single run. Then he gets the money from the Gummy Bears, and he can buy rockets to kill even more Gummy Bears FROM some Gummy Bear store.
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Did anyone else get the sky glitch where all of the action is going on UP IN THE AIR!?! The clouds were the floor. Itwas awesome!!!!
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Sir, the prisoner escaped but I recaptured him" "Great. Resupply him with rockets, take him shopping for weapons and then put him back in the ring he just escaped from
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His muscles can break though a giant wooden door without even getting a single splinter, yet if he hits the soft candy ground, he bleeds?
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Police officer: Mayor, the bison just broke out and killed lots of gummy bears!
Mayor: no problem, just install some new, more elastic cables, thinner doors, let him buy some rockets, cover him in oil, carry more of your cash with you and make sure to use your gliders, pogo sticks, bubble gum and chilli peppers... now go stop him!
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Wow. A launcher game that DOESN'T require all upgrades and an extreme ammount of luck to win. Anyways, the game was great. Original design, slightly random, and full o' fun. Nice job.