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djdshark1

Jul. 12, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) How in the world does a giant muscular man get wrestled to the ground by a GUMMY BEAR?!?

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Derpia26

Feb. 14, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Wonder why the police keep picking you up? because they need somthign to amuse them maybe?

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tree_boar

Dec. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Want a way to see how far you've gone in the stage.

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WaitingPatiently

Dec. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Police Gummy: So, let me get this straight, your holding hostage a crazed beast called a bison, who has mass murdered thousands of bears, in a ring against a piece of candy while he plays in his imaginary shop buying "upgrades"? Ringmaster: Yes. Police gummy: Carry on then.

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kylacon

Dec. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) such an addicting game O.O

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ortt2003

Sep. 02, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Oh no , an injured mass murderer of our population! Send him to the hospital!

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zandjepic

Jan. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) how is a body building bison getting beaten up by a gummy bear cop?

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gameplayer55

Nov. 04, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i think that after 100th time of breaking out they would renforce the doors or some thing diffrent

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osamabincarlton

Mar. 07, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Contrary to popular belif, the gummy bears are not evil. Burrito Bison was down on his luck as a wrestler, and they were trying to help him realize his full potential, hence why they kept putting him back in the ring just so he could escape again. Poor Jawbreaker... He was only trying to help!

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XxSoulBladexX

Jan. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "OMG A THE BISON GOT OUT OF THE RING! I BETTER GRAB MY ROCKET AND FLY AROUND THE STADIUM" GummyBear

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JettYanawi

Jan. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i want to know how a little gummy bear takes down a beefy bison twice his size who is rocket slamming him

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NinjaShadow24

Dec. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I would've thought that they would have reinforced the first door after he destroyed it so many times..........

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LowBro17

Nov. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This is very similar to Toss The Turtle, and I won both! Yay! + if you DEMAND Burrito Bison 2!

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Shanjaisolen

Nov. 06, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) That empire must lose lots of money repairing those giant doors!

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jayemkay22

Oct. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Most fun I've had with one hand.

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Serenok

Sep. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) These damn cops know how to freaking wrestle

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doga55

Sep. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) LOL invisible ground glitch.

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Mastermind1111

Aug. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Seeing how quick the background is going through at top speed, Id like to know how the heck those gummy bears are running THAT FAST? were they all offspring of the flash or something?

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38383838

Aug. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) you'd think after ten escape attempts they'd at least close off the ring

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Morcrux

Jun. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why is the amount of bounces you can take indicated with the durability of the bison's pants?

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chald627

Jun. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I love how the cops just ignore the guys running around with GIGANTIC BOMBS IN THEIR HANDS IN A HUGE STADIUM-FULL OF PEOPLE and instead go after me.

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kturn101

Jun. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) wouldnt u think they would learn that he would just try to escape again????

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gameguy00

May. 06, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i sweet impacted on a door lol

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Eclecto

Mar. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Ah, there's just something intrinsically hilarious about watching a big beefy masked wrestler guy bouncing on a pogo stick with a deadly serious expression on his face.

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qwasde

Feb. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) where can i get a pair of rocket underwear?!

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stagemage21

Feb. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Is there a save function in this game? Must...rejoin...productive society...but...cannot...bear...to...lose...epicness...

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PsychoTurkey

Mar. 26, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This game gives some valuable real-life advice: Never body-slam a police officer...

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awesomecoolone

Aug. 04, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Whee! said bison I got bailed out of jail 1000000 times!

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bearnaruto66

Feb. 01, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) What I don't understand why the Gummy Bears keep putting a Bison in the same ring with a guy with bandages and a bruised face, cowering in from of the bison, who always escapes and can kill hundreds of gummy bears in a single run. Then he gets the money from the Gummy Bears, and he can buy rockets to kill even more Gummy Bears FROM some Gummy Bear store.

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omega777

Dec. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Did anyone else get the sky glitch where all of the action is going on UP IN THE AIR!?! The clouds were the floor. Itwas awesome!!!!

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mainmanmurry

Aug. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Love it

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Hillyan2

Aug. 04, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) So eazy

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bookgirly

Feb. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) What would inspire a gummi bear to run away with a giant chilli?

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Addaniello

Feb. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Attention! playing this game can make you hungry.

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794613825

Nov. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Is it just me, or do the voices in the music sound like they're saying "The big bad wolf"?

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masterham

Nov. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) there is a bug where the ring is floatingin the air and the ground is white

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szbnahl

Sep. 09, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Sir, the prisoner escaped but I recaptured him" "Great. Resupply him with rockets, take him shopping for weapons and then put him back in the ring he just escaped from

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Oberkitty

Oct. 02, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) My face when i finished the game long ago and see the '10 perfect launches' achievement.

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Rocshaa

Feb. 06, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Ahhh, a REAL BotD. Cheers, Kongregate!

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Contract_Account

Jan. 06, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) His muscles can break though a giant wooden door without even getting a single splinter, yet if he hits the soft candy ground, he bleeds?

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Chunky_Norris

Nov. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) *Big muscular bison gets taken down by a soft squishy gummy bear half its size wearing a cop hat* wat

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beezy110

Sep. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) How come a body builder gets beaten up by a pussy gummy bear cop

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Fazza25

Mar. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) powerful bison kills giant jawbreaker, only to get his butt kicked by a cop...

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magaman995670

Dec. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) *first time getting to first door* where are all the gummybears going *hits door dosnt break* DEAR GOD

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hellonearth993

Apr. 08, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) They slow down when you slow down and speed up when you speed up... Its almost as if theyre suicidal

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sasm

Feb. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Police officer: Mayor, the bison just broke out and killed lots of gummy bears! Mayor: no problem, just install some new, more elastic cables, thinner doors, let him buy some rockets, cover him in oil, carry more of your cash with you and make sure to use your gliders, pogo sticks, bubble gum and chilli peppers... now go stop him!

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zekecraft1

Feb. 14, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) How big is the stadium!

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pobertybob

Aug. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) These guys are savage. They make balloons out the skins of their own dead species. Despicable...

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Muhammadalishah

Dec. 31, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Wow. A launcher game that DOESN'T require all upgrades and an extreme ammount of luck to win. Anyways, the game was great. Original design, slightly random, and full o' fun. Nice job.

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gerdusis

Feb. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You all understand that this is all staged?

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