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Well that is definitely the longest time I've spent in a bag of gummy bears, but I have one question, why is there a store in the arena that helps him escape?
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One of the best ''flight'' games I've ever played. I liked how there was actually a goal to reach, unlike most other flight games where it just keeps on going and there is no end really (not that there is anything wrong with flight games like that). It was random, funny and had excellent gameplay. I hope you make another one! How about if Burrito Bison got whirled into an ice-cream and had to escape the evil snowcone fortress!
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Gummy bear: Sir! The criminal has been apprehended and is in a severely weakened condition, what do we do with him?
Gummy captain: Put him in the hospital, make sure he receives the best medical treatment so he can do it again tomorrow.
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Wesley R. Smith. 1980-2011
Beloved father, husband, and blue gummy bear.
Crushed by a large flying man in a bison mask and underwear.
R.I.P.
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Police man "Mr.Gummymayor, the bison just killed about half of our people and took millions from the people he killed and he broke jawbreaker's jaw" Mayor "put him back in i bet he wont do it again"
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You are walking down an aisle, but suddenly, a giant muscular man pops out of a bag! "The gummies, they tried to kidnap me. But NOW I'M FREEE!" He shouts. 6 years later, he is allowed out of the asylum on weekends.
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Riddle me this batman: How can a policeman survive a anthropomorphic bison rocketing down oh his head?
By being a gummy bear
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Those must be some strong gummy cops if you can do a flying body slam and they *STILL* manage to stop you in your tracks.
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I want to know the back story. Who is Burrito Bisson? He looks like a Mexican wrestler. So what's the deal? Are the gummy bears trying to get revenge for all the gummy bears he's eaten? Is this revenge by the devs who got burned betting on the wrong Mexican wrestler? Inquiring minds want to know!
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The worst police award goes to......., THE CANDY LAND POLICE! Seriously, the candy land police lets people carry around BOMBS and ride on MISSILES and the let people trap rockets to their backs and fly around and let a CONVICT (aka Burrito Bison) buy stuff to Help him escape. They also only care about Burrito Bison NOT the citizens of Candy land.
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"So Burrito Bison went on another rampage today. Leaped right out of the ring and started squashing gummies."
"Has he been caught?"
"Yeah, but don't you think it's irresponsible to keep putting him in the same stadium where he keeps escaping and killing more people?"
"Put him in the ring."
"But-"
"In the ring."
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Logic... Burrito Bisson can squash thousands of gummies, survive from a high fall, survive from a gummy holding a bomb and break the jaw of the jawbreaker in the arena but can't beat up a helpless police gummy...
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This game contains quite a few surprises. First i thought this was some sort of wrestling flash-game, which i was pretty pumped for. Then instead of hitting my large round opponent i flew through the air. Then i assumed this was the classic overused launch game, so when i saw dozens of units i figured it would be incredibly easy, i was wrong yet again. I love trashing the "How vertical, how horizontal" concept. Great game with new ideas, yet I'm still waiting to take out that wrestling champ.
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You should think you need more than a police gummy with a light on his head to stop a supersized heavy burrito bison with rockets in his diaper.
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oh please make a sequel to this!
and just a suggestion for an upgrade- perhaps something like a "radar detector" showing where those pesky cops are so you don't loose all your momentum when you land on them from a height. you can never see them till it's too late and you've already hit them!
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Took forever to breakthrough candyland but the items are really the ticket. Try to avoid the ground cause it doesnt really matter how many times you upgrade to decrease the slow down rate of the cops they still slow you down significantly. Oh and elbowing them doesnt help.
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i dont get the physics of this game. you want to go farther, but you boost your self into the ground? other than that 4/5
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He's escaped approximately 1000 times for each player, yet the Gummy Bears continue to let him use the wrestling ring to sling him self out and escape...
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gummy police officer: sir we've captured the bison that has escaped for the 50th time.
Gummy bear chief of police: put him back in the arena
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Hmm a Bison named Burrito is killing our citizens and police men by launching off the rings rope and hurting our executioner Jaw? Very interesting and stealing our money too! ...well at least he is using that money for stuff to help him. Gummie King*
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you have no clue how happy i was when i got though two doors and then a hit a ice wall im about ready to drop kick my cumputer. 1mill out of 10
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You dont need to worry how high you need to be to do a Sweet Impact. Basically you go so high that you go right off screen and then it Automatically does a Sweet Impact. You dont have to do anything but hit those rockets and hold the mouse button.
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You know a mass gummy murderer gets caught and then they out him in the exact same ring where he started his terror only to let him wreak havoc over and over and over again smart cops.
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gummy bear: sir the bison is escaping!!!
Gummy King: send our best forces to stop him!
half-hour later: gummy bear: sir he's just finished squishing the 8th mindless mob would you like me to send the 9th?
Gummy King: yes but ensure the about-to-be-slaughtered are armed.
gummy bear: what shall i arm them with? cattle prods, 50 cals., M-80s?
Gummy King: No arm them with bubble gum, chilli peppers, and obscene amounts of cash.
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This game is clearly based on a concise class system. The blue gummy bears are the upper class, who can afford to go to the colosseum. Then you have your green gummy bears, which are the middle class, living in the inner city or urban areas. Finally, you have your purple gummy bears, who are lower class farmers living in the outskirt country land of Candyland.
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Imagine how pissed I am to find out that there is a third damn door after my happiness of breaking through the second...
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"Today, Burrito Bison made his 273rd escape attempt. Police took him back to the ring to face the Jawbreaker, who is still refusing medical attention. In other news, chilis; are they dangerous to out sweet children?" -Gummy Bear News