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Riddle me this batman: How can a policeman survive a anthropomorphic bison rocketing down oh his head?
By being a gummy bear
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Quick officer! Look! He's carrying a bomb! And that one just robbed a bank! He's riding a frickin rocket! Y U NO TURN AROUND!?
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I'm confused... I've Sweet Impacted the glass door, ridden a rocket into it, and have everything fully uppedd... but I still can't break it... am I missing something?
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Contrary to popular belif, the gummy bears are not evil. Burrito Bison was down on his luck as a wrestler, and they were trying to help him realize his full potential, hence why they kept putting him back in the ring just so he could escape again. Poor Jawbreaker... He was only trying to help!
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Lol, I've played this game tons of times, and just now noticed that there's a slight underwear shot of the woman shopping in the aisle with the bison. smh
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Well I finally beat the game and i have to say: It's been a long ass time since i forgot when i started playing a game. Super fun and addictive. 5 Stars.
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I have done 10 perfect launches, even in the game i get the medal... but I didn't get the Breaking Jawbreaker's Jaw Badge
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I almost made it to out of candyland then hit the door witch lead to an epic fail
ps ssssssssssooooooooooooo CLOSE!!!!
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Gotta admit, the "Impacted Sweet Tooth Badge" was harder to get than the 'Candyland Breakthrough Badge'. But it was a fun quest. 5/ +Favourited. Keep up the good work!
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i can guarentee that they will come up with the stoner gummy bear that slows you down and makes you go to a new level XD
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Gummy: YOU KILLED BRENDA! YOU MONSTER!!!
Bison: Which one was that, you all look alike.
Gummy: AND YOU ARE A FOODIST!?
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Gummy1: oooh a bison on the loose! Gummy2: Let's go out for a walk!
*3 hours later* Gummy1and2: AAAAh *squash* Bison: Why are they even out here?
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Wife: Honey, why are you going to run around with a rocket? Gummy: because a bison payed me 25,000 dollars for me and my friends to cary them around so he can jack them.
That must be what is with the rocket gummies are thinking
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aah everytime im just about to get the third sweet impact on a level my kongregate disconnects D: its been doing this for the past 30 mins
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Those gummybears had a lot of training, not 1 is running to the left, and dont forget about all the gummybears who are still in the stadium.
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Apparently its possible to go over a door, if you can get high enough to the clouds ._0 screen gets stuck at the unbroken door though, so you won't be going much further.
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Epic game, but I wish that there was some knd of indication of where you're at during a run, like a little minimap to show how far you are from a certain wall.
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"omg how many walls does this world have- lemme see *breaks wall one* well, it has more than one. -breaks wall 2- omg i broke my arm on that one -breaks wall 3- ARE YOU F-ING SEARIOUS?! HOW MANY F-ING WALLS DOES THIS WORLD HAVE?! I broke my arm, leg, neck, back, and skull breaking these walls XD" -Burrito Bison
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so, i have 3 time escaped from the candy land.. but the badge won't show up.. >.<
do i have to max out all upgrades in shop?