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ravenhawk82

Oct. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'm deeply concerned that those gummy bears live in a world where it is acceptable to run around a crowded stadium carrying a bomb.

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Dagob

Jul. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "We won't let you escape, Bison! Oh wait, you have money! Wanna buy a rocket?"

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ZXLucian

Feb. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Imagine my happiness when I broke through that first damned door...Only to find out there's more.

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YoStephen

Feb. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "I hear some convict is flying around crushing people. Guess I'll just take a bag of money and go running around" Gummy Bear

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ilikeleprechauns

Jul. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Cool, a bomb! I'll just take this with me to a wrestling match, just in case I need it." -Gummy

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osamabincarlton

Mar. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Contrary to popular belif, the gummy bears are not evil. Burrito Bison was down on his luck as a wrestler, and they were trying to help him realize his full potential, hence why they kept putting him back in the ring just so he could escape again. Poor Jawbreaker... He was only trying to help!

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Curdflappers

Dec. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Welcome to Candy Land, home of the World's Fastest Giant Door Repairs!

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GoodLife00

Mar. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how the heck is a black gummy bear with a light on it's head supposed to stop a 2 ton bison ground-pounding it with rockets on his pants?

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ieneal

Jan. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The gummies are just running toward a locked door...

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swita

Dec. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) News Report: after a large man kills billions of the civilians of candyland we put him back in the ring so he can do it again

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Lokkd

Apr. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I think an "Encounter less Police Gummies" upgrade would have been nice.

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gorbadoc

Dec. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "They said I was crazy to wear rocket underpants to the grocery store. Who's laughing now?"

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Gyrops

Nov. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Sir,the prisoner escaped for the 56th time,killed several officers and more than 40 gummy bears. The damage he caused lies by more than 3000$." - "Thanks for the report,now prepare him for the next fight. I want to see him fighting again."

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ergondrakin

Feb. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) tap space bar AND click for faster bubble rising + so it stays visible

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Kaziru

Nov. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "I'm finally going to do it! I'm finally going to escape candy land!" *Falls on cop 5 feet from the door*

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darklife5555

Feb. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I won after forever and I noticed something...The bison can break through doors a hundred times bigger then him, ride a rocket, survive a explosion, pogo stick so high it'll go to the sky, bounce on the ground extremely hard and fast, and collect money throughout all of that..Yet, a police gummy bear 1/2 his size can easily beat him up..

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fiver19

Aug. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) you would think after a few times they would put you in a cage arena.

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jfreek

Mar. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Now, look, I don't know who this "Burrito Bison" guy is, I just know that I'm making a fortune repairing the doors he demolishes!

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Narwhal

Feb. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Great game, but why do police still slow me down when I rocket slam them? Really annoying.

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green_rocker

Mar. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) my question is why would you run away with him.... go the other direction, it has better odds!!!!

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Knightmare7

Jan. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The amount of cops in the last stage is TOO DAMN HIGH!

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cecill

Mar. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) the clouds are made of cotton candy, doors out of ginger bread, and people out of gummy bears. This place Is heaven

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MW3_587786

Aug. 5, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) the most in-comprehendable part about this game is how gummy bears can run 350mph.

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Kilereren

Dec. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You'd think they'd just stop letting him in the ring

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skidznet

Aug. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You think by the tenth time of breaking into town, they would up security...Gummy bears never learn.

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nikey1346

May. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) good thing i attached rockets to my underwear -burrito bison

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danielkwkim

Feb. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) wait a second. you're in a land of walking gummybears and you want to ESCAPE?!

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deandude6

Feb. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wow. A launcher game that DOESN'T require all upgrades and an extreme ammount of luck to win. Anyways, the game was great. Original design, slightly random, and full o' fun. Nice job.

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jaybyrd08

May. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how does a cop tackle and bring me in when im going like a million miles per second!?!

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Hidden_Ace

Aug. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "That'll teach you to try and escape! Now you have to fight the Jawbreaker AGAIN! We think thats enough punishment so you can keep all the stolen cash and items you've purchased with it." -Quoted from Chief Of Gummy Bear police.

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TheCupcakeKing

Feb. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) 'Yes chief. We captured the rampaging Bison' 'Very good, Now put him back into the ring so he can escape.'

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Sparkyboy6

Aug. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) One of the best ''flight'' games I've ever played. I liked how there was actually a goal to reach, unlike most other flight games where it just keeps on going and there is no end really (not that there is anything wrong with flight games like that). It was random, funny and had excellent gameplay. I hope you make another one! How about if Burrito Bison got whirled into an ice-cream and had to escape the evil snowcone fortress!

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TheIcyHeart

Mar. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Flattening cops all day long.. la la la la la

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gordominossi

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Thank god I had my rockets in my underwear when I went to the market.

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kaibago

Dec. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) darn... gummy bears were my favourite.... but now I have this irresistable urge to destory everyone I see! DEATH TO GUMMY BEARS!!!!

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spivee

Nov. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Well that is definitely the longest time I've spent in a bag of gummy bears, but I have one question, why is there a store in the arena that helps him escape?

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rocky15

Oct. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "im off to watch the wrestling match"gummy bear " honey you forgot your massive chilli pepper!"gummy wife

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drno333

Aug. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wow I use to love to play Candy Land as a kid……now i just find it creepy o.o

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Doomscar24

Jun. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Gummy bear: Sir! The criminal has been apprehended and is in a severely weakened condition, what do we do with him? Gummy captain: Put him in the hospital, make sure he receives the best medical treatment so he can do it again tomorrow.

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masterltlt

Feb. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wesley R. Smith. 1980-2011 Beloved father, husband, and blue gummy bear. Crushed by a large flying man in a bison mask and underwear. R.I.P.

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RahnHawk

Jun. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'll never play candy land again now that I know what those horrible people do.

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linkruler

Mar. 8, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) You will not BELIEVE how many cops I hit in a row on the third part. -.-

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mightybean10

Aug. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i had to beat this twice to get the badge

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YaaahhTrick

Jul. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I've been avoiding these types of games, as they usually repeat the same process over and over. I must say it had some similarities, but over all, one of the more original concepts for this type of game. Gotta say, this game made me actually excited to hit the ground. GREAT GAME

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WazzUpDogz

Aug. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Anyone else think launch games should be a major category?

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demonking1

Apr. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Police man "Mr.Gummymayor, the bison just killed about half of our people and took millions from the people he killed and he broke jawbreaker's jaw" Mayor "put him back in i bet he wont do it again"

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wanawancer42

May. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game makes me want gummy bears! :D

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794613825

Jun. 28, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) I swear the music is shouting "DOVAHKIIN!"

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Boboria

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You are walking down an aisle, but suddenly, a giant muscular man pops out of a bag! "The gummies, they tried to kidnap me. But NOW I'M FREEE!" He shouts. 6 years later, he is allowed out of the asylum on weekends.

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firedaemon33

Mar. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Riddle me this batman: How can a policeman survive a anthropomorphic bison rocketing down oh his head? By being a gummy bear

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