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Wow. The royal family in this game must have _*deep*_ pockets to keep all that money to buy those cakes, and still have more to manufacture flying bombs, and MUFFINS.
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This must be the most UNSAFE kingdom ever. Flying bombs, guards sleeping on the job, cake towers falling every two hours. How are these people not running around screaming and knocking over the cakes, throwing each other out of catapults.
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if these cakes have fiber and the king gets even close to the bathroom and i have too use it... im gonna swear until i lose my voice... or crap my pants xD
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"sir, we've had enough of your gluttony, it's time your reign end." "I hear what you're saying, and i've just concocted the greatest suicide plan ever."
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King our people are starving they beg of a little food so they do not die of starvation "king":GIB MEH MORE CAKE OR I WILL BE HEAD YOUU Voice #1: yes sir
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and the king is wasting tax payers money for this to buy little men to hide in cakes and drop them and no he buys the strongest man in the world ... you have all been ripped off if you live in the kingdom come to the king 5/5
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king: aah, breakfast, such a yearly occasion before my nap
cake stack er: is that why we make you a giant cake once a year
king:yes, it's part of my balanced breakfast
cake stack er: that would be a massive pun
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how to piss off royal baker
1.become royal cake stack er
2.stack till you see the moon
3.watch the fireworks
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King who eats cake: Amazing job!
Guy who holds up cake: Difficult, but probably amazing pay!
Guy who pulls lever: Kill it with fire!
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Remember, if you drop the frosting covered rocks, there is no penalty. But if you stack them, you lose points. You can tell they are frosting covered rocks from the worms, green frosting (which I think is actually moss) and the fact that those "cakes" are grey. + if this helped you.
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WHO THE HELL PUTS FLOATING BOMBS IN THE AIR?!?!? Although... The game wouldn't be quite as challenging without them, so I guess it's justified. But, still....