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Me: Who stacks all the cakes and how? Slenderman: mph mrrph mmrmrph mmrph mrmrmrph. Me: sorry slendie, no one can understand you. Midget with a super freakishly tall ladder: I do it! Me: How do you balance on that ladder? Midget: Umm... (Midget runs away) Me: NOW THE KINGS GUNNA DIE! HE ONLY FEEDS ON CAKES! oh well. he had diabetes anyway.
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King's Assistant: "Your majesty, There's a dragon that attack our kingdom." King: "Tell them to wait until i finished eating this cake!" Chef: "But, your majesty, the dragon have stole the cakes, we don't have any cakes again." King: "My knights!!!! Slay the dragon and take my cakes from that dragon, and knight that have take all cakes and slay the dragon will be highly rewarded." Sir Robin: "And that's the story why dad's was being rich." Sir Robin's Daughter's: "One story again! One story again!"
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If you think about it, the fall to the ground would kill him. He is eating tons of cake so he will enjoy his last moments. Sadness.
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Chef: "What is for breakfast, King?" King: "CAKE" Chef: "What is for lunch?" King: "CAKE" Chef: "What is for dinner?" King: "CAKE" Chef: "What is for desert?" King: "Nah im done playing this game"
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Lol at the start there big cakes at the middle they disapper progressivly and they are remplaced progressivly with smaller cakes. At the end there are only small cakes and muffins
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A king probably about half a meter high can jump 100's of meters in the air?! Also, where are the cake's coming from? the chef can't just throw them up, they would break. Other than that, great game. 4/5
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Wow. The royal family in this game must have _*deep*_ pockets to keep all that money to buy those cakes, and still have more to manufacture flying bombs, and MUFFINS.
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This must be the most UNSAFE kingdom ever. Flying bombs, guards sleeping on the job, cake towers falling every two hours. How are these people not running around screaming and knocking over the cakes, throwing each other out of catapults.
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if these cakes have fiber and the king gets even close to the bathroom and i have too use it... im gonna swear until i lose my voice... or crap my pants xD