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cave man: OOGA BOOGA! gobtron is attacking! lets hope nobodys says ooga booga, because it sounds like booger, wich is gobtrons sticky stuff, dont say! everybody: OOGA BOOGA caveman: crap
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caveman:oh ca gobtron thert conga!!!
leader of the army:ENGLISH.
soldier:Sir, that thing has killed our troops, what do we do!?
leader of the army: im goi (is sucked in by snot)
soldier:RETREAT!!!!!!
lol.........
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Villager: Sir! GOBTRON has appeared in our village! What do you suppose we should do?
Leader: We mustn't flee! Let's run up to it, aim because we don't want to miss, then attack! Little people get little objects, but the bigger people get rocks and heavy items!
Villager: What about his...um, snot, sir?
Leader: Ignore it! It can't hurt us!
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life lesson #4119: if something so massive that it can wipe out an entire army with its snot moves to town. move out of town.
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OH NO THE LEGENDARY GOBTRON!!! KILL IT whats that? oh our guys are being shoved up his nose SEND IN MORE GUYS their dying SEND IN MORE GUYS do you think we should stop sending in more men? KEEP SENDING MEN!
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this is a fun game but i dont feel compelled to complete it without badges, also does making the snot thing more sticky make the area it hits bigger? if not can that be an upgrade too?
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This game is a secret plot by aliens to give all mankind carpal tunnel. The snot seems pretty unresponsive, especially as more dudes fill the screen (which is just when you need it most)! I like the Fraggle Rock look and moving through the ages, even though "Tron" sounds robotic to me (for obvious reasons).
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people stop attacking the GOBTRON and start attacking the aliens stealing your people atleast the GOBTRON is defending itself.
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I get it GOBTRON stands for Giant alien from Outerspace Betrayed by T. Rexs On Neptune!!!!!!!X3 + if it makes even the simplist sense