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This game would make an awesome coop multiplayer, with each player controlling a different weapon. Imagine the rampage! One player shooting snot like crazy while the other one unleashing a booger machine gun and the third defending with a buble and burping the enemy :D
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cave man: OOGA BOOGA! gobtron is attacking! lets hope nobodys says ooga booga, because it sounds like booger, wich is gobtrons sticky stuff, dont say! everybody: OOGA BOOGA caveman: crap
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caveman:oh ca gobtron thert conga!!!
leader of the army:ENGLISH.
soldier:Sir, that thing has killed our troops, what do we do!?
leader of the army: im goi (is sucked in by snot)
soldier:RETREAT!!!!!!
lol.........
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Villager: Sir! GOBTRON has appeared in our village! What do you suppose we should do?
Leader: We mustn't flee! Let's run up to it, aim because we don't want to miss, then attack! Little people get little objects, but the bigger people get rocks and heavy items!
Villager: What about his...um, snot, sir?
Leader: Ignore it! It can't hurt us!
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life lesson #4119: if something so massive that it can wipe out an entire army with its snot moves to town. move out of town.
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OH NO THE LEGENDARY GOBTRON!!! KILL IT whats that? oh our guys are being shoved up his nose SEND IN MORE GUYS their dying SEND IN MORE GUYS do you think we should stop sending in more men? KEEP SENDING MEN!
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this is a fun game but i dont feel compelled to complete it without badges, also does making the snot thing more sticky make the area it hits bigger? if not can that be an upgrade too?