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ME IS GOBTRON!!! FEAR GOBTRON!!! Oh, wait, um, I'm supposed to say something that will improve game play, aren't I? Well... THIS is awkward... *Goes back to sucking up people with giant booger*
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This game would make an awesome coop multiplayer, with each player controlling a different weapon. Imagine the rampage! One player shooting snot like crazy while the other one unleashing a booger machine gun and the third defending with a buble and burping the enemy :D
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cave man: OOGA BOOGA! gobtron is attacking! lets hope nobodys says ooga booga, because it sounds like booger, wich is gobtrons sticky stuff, dont say! everybody: OOGA BOOGA caveman: crap
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caveman:oh ca gobtron thert conga!!!
leader of the army:ENGLISH.
soldier:Sir, that thing has killed our troops, what do we do!?
leader of the army: im goi (is sucked in by snot)
soldier:RETREAT!!!!!!
lol.........
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Villager: Sir! GOBTRON has appeared in our village! What do you suppose we should do?
Leader: We mustn't flee! Let's run up to it, aim because we don't want to miss, then attack! Little people get little objects, but the bigger people get rocks and heavy items!
Villager: What about his...um, snot, sir?
Leader: Ignore it! It can't hurt us!
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life lesson #4119: if something so massive that it can wipe out an entire army with its snot moves to town. move out of town.