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Where even is that lava coming from? Are monsters vomiting lava down there? Is that tower underground? Is it all a dream? Or is it because the knight farted on liquid gas? TELL ME!!!!
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Why not just put a giant brick/metal wall so when the knight jumps up, he'll just hit a unbreakable wall.
Also, this defies gravity.
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yes,I get totally annoyed when those snails fly with spikes,because if I ht the snail's spiky areas in survival mode it decreases the healt of the knight not that snail.
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Am I the only person that suffers When a Beat shows up at the bottom, and then I go for it, and an enemy just goes "Here, let me block that for you!" ? It gets really annoying.
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these monsters don't have blood in their body,so that there is no blood coming out of their body while our knight splits them apart,...
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I find it VERY unlikely that a single king can give birth to 2 blondes, 2 redheads, a brunette, 2 with blue hair, one with purple hair, an African American, and a lizard.
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Um I SAVED a princess??? Didn't she fall in lava??? Game I think you should phrase it this was "Yay you saved a princess great job... oh wait never mind she died :("
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I just noticed nightmare tower is about bashing monsters and burrito bison is bashing gummy bears I wonder if the bison and the knight are related or the creator just really likes seeing things get bashed