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The reason we don't have potions and everyone carrying gold bags around to be dropped when they are killed in real life is because nobody saved those darn princesses.
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When you think about the game, this is what i think. 1: where the f**k are the bubbles coming from and why do monsters eat gold, horns, and most of all BOMBS? 2: when you realize that mostly all the new monsters you encounter is a reskin of a default one you realize that not that much effort was put into this game. 3: HOW DO MONSTERS JUMP UP TO 50,000 METERS? 4: how do they even keep up with your speed?
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I feel great! I beat the Standard Game with the level 5 Armory (Armor, Sword, Boots, and Rocket), level 4 accessories (Luck, Extract Power, Oil, and Speed Bonus, and the level 5 Potion (Haste + Leech + Levitate + Enchant + Harden), I wonder if anyone can beat the game with worse items.
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I feel like this would have been better without the lava, and with more lethal projectiles to compensate. In the late game, projectiles and spikes on the actual creatures are basically meaningless, as I have enough armor and I'm getting enough double-heart pickups that "'tis but a scratch." And the lava is just silly. I mean, when I'm going several hundred feet per second, it gets pretty ridiculous. Is this a tower, or a volcano?
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Great game, but the boss level was HORRIBLE. Rather than being difficult, it was boring and tedious, but worst of all, it was easy. I really really really liked this game, so I say this with all due respect. Make it better.
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lol it'd be really funny if when u burst one of the cages, toad comes out and says " The rest of the princesses are another castle!" #mario
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4th time playing and I've always had my data reset with always being 1 princess away from completion. Im getting tired of the constant reset Bs.
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i hate how oeople are like the king married so many princessed omfg wtf you do realize the king ask the knight to save the princess because they were his daughters right?