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I just noticed nightmare tower is about bashing monsters and burrito bison is bashing gummy bears I wonder if the bison and the knight are related or the creator just really likes seeing things get bashed
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I would say that the owner of this tower should install an elevator, but they seem to have developed a better and more entertaining means of vertical transportation.
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'Uh, your highness?' 'Yeah?' 'Your daughters have been... kidnapped...' 'Ah, dang. How many?' 'Uh, all of them...' 'Really? All 10? Well that's not good.' 'You had TEN DAUGHTERS!?' 'Okay, one: That's none of your business, chump. And two: where'd they get taken to?' 'I... uh... some tower, I think.' 'Well, send Sir Gunpowder after 'em.' 'But sire, Sir Gunpowder only has leather boots, a tunic, a helmet made of stone, and a wooden sword.' 'Yeah? Well he's also got a ROCKET. What do those other knights have?' '...Adequate equipment...' 'Ah, screw you. If you're gonna object, I'll write the damn letter myself.'
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The first time I saw a princess, I tried to grab her and thought I missed, so I restarted. Then I realized: You're supposed to let them drop into the lava below.
The knight is a real gentleman.
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let me get this straight you sacrifice princesses and you climb up a tower trying not to fall into a pit of lava that's rising while killing demon spawn only way is up I guess
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@RuarkTim33 Wanted to respond. as I noticed your post was voted down.
I agree 100% that anyone caught cheating/hacking (which to me is made more pathetic when the individual doesn't even pick a score that's remotely possible), should be stripped of any badges, and even of their Kong account if it's continuous (has gone past the usual warnings etc).
Can I ask if you're referring to one individual in particular (atm at least!), based on the High Score info?
(Feel free to reply on my profile/PM etc. I personally think you'd have got more support if it hadn't been 'avoiding the trigger'. As this annoys me as well, I've +1 you, so you're back at 0 for more opinions!)
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dear diary : today i just save the nine princesses and they gave me a key! that I thought its for treasure ... but not :(
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That moment when you finish all of the quests during a run, make it to 25,000 meters, and realize that you have to get the key first...
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I would hate to be these princesses I mean, after getting saved, you fall ALL the way to the bottom of the castle, so, in reality we are just killing these princesses? Not actually saving them. UNLESS, there is a giant trampoline at the very bottom of the castle!!!!!!!
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It must have been some evil magician who design this tower because apparently lava doesnt burn it and lava doesnt kill the princesses
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Would be nice if the enemy's health shown in number of required for killing, or just separate bars rather than just one bar :)