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knight:-comes back with a ton of wounds- King! I saved them! King: what took you so long? I know its a long stair case but still.......... also how many times did you fall down the stairs to get those wounds? knight: s-stairs? WAIT NO I MEAN that would be way to easy
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"Sir, there's a tower that's at least 25,000 meters high!"
"So?"
"It's full of monsters!"
"Leave it be, what's the worst that could happen? Now where is mistress #12?!"
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I just realized that the second princess gives you a bomb. If she had a bomb on her then why didn't she just use it to blow up the tower and escape?
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dear diary : today i just save the nine princesses and they gave me a key! that I thought its for treasure ... but not :(
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He's not really saving the princesses, he's sacrificing them in lava pits in exchange for special abilities. Next time, we take the stairs =P Somewhere around Princess #5, I got the idea that our King might be a bit of a player...Attempt #1; "You saved a princess!" Beat that mario! That moment when you double-tap against a guy that use to take 2 hits, then remember you just upgraded your sword.