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Hard badge is EXTREMELY luck based after 40k. I got very lucky and got the 3rd horn+potion around 42k, so I got my speed up to around 1100. From there I ended up with 71k. Good game but that badge is not fair.
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The Shopkeeper: "So, how'd the princess saving go? The Knight: "Good, all of them died though." Shopkeeper: "How?" Knight: "The first one died of the lava, the second one was killed by a monster flying through the air, the third was impaled by... I dun- wait, I do, I decided to modify my ship a bit, I put a spike on it for me to hold on to, but she got impaled by it, the others died from the over 10k meter drop."
Shop Keeper:"That sucks!" Knight: "Nah, not really, I looted their dead corspes and took off their clothes, like a brotherly kinda way." Shopkeeper: "Seems a bit odd to me." Knight: "I guess. Oh, hey, can I buy some better swords and armor to save some more princesses?" Shopkeeper: "Sure!"
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I kinda wished the door opened if you completed the last quest during the run you reached it instead of smashing into it... kinda makes it feel like a wasted opportunity.
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the kings like "hey knight my 30 daughters got captured because im a retard so help me" then the knights like "ok you must have went crazy around 10 years ago" from around 30 fuc*ing princesses
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Funfact: The speed is mesured in meters per second meaning near to the end you are faster than the current In-Atmosphere Rocket technology. Also this tower must be rediculusly high and only a madman worse than mario would go in there ... trust me that tower is SUUUUPER high...
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I touch the lava but the rocket comes out before I save another princess... but I've lost. 'kay, the lava has a big deal with me
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Tip for beggining. Go to get gold. Click all of the options then cancel. Notice u get gold for nothing. Keep doing and u get 12000 gold :)
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A tip is that when you come across the second ranged flying demon (It is red) it never shoots straight so if it flashes, just stay above it.