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guh, keeps clicking on the damn website with mouse controls. then I X out because I'm in the middle of combat and I closed this browser. shit controls that
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game is awesome but can you change toe finl boss its not hardat all and make it uicker it took foreverfor me to finish
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'Uh, your highness?' 'Yeah?' 'Your daughters have been... kidnapped...' 'Ah, dang. How many?' 'Uh, all of them...' 'Really? All 10? Well that's not good.' 'You had TEN DAUGHTERS!?' 'Okay, one: That's none of your business, chump. And two: where'd they get taken to?' 'I... uh... some tower, I think.' 'Well, send Sir Gunpowder after 'em.' 'But sire, Sir Gunpowder only has leather boots, a tunic, a helmet made of stone, and a wooden sword.' 'Yeah? Well he's also got a ROCKET. What do those other knights have?' '...Adequate equipment...' 'Ah, screw you. If you're gonna object, I'll write the damn letter myself.'
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Finally got that hard badge in survival mode. It's so hard to keep track of how many hits you need for each monster because it keeps changing every 10000 meters.
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Max upgraded flaming sword and potion upgrade that makes ot be double damage acquired. Survival mode: takes many hits to defeat the foes. If you haven't beat adventure mode, that's enough to kill anything in tit.
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Who just wants to cackle Manically while cutting about 100+ enemies, so many bombs while your full upgraded armor is a golden demon AND launch your ship to make the CPU say: "Like a SIR".... Nuff' said *walks away*
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wait a minute advertise for burrito biston potions turn you into burrito biston I say the knight is burrito biston in the medieval times
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First Draft of King's Letter
Dear Knight,
Storm this guy's castle, light the place ablaze with rocket fuel, kill his pets, and throw his daughters into the inferno created by your mayhem.
-Your bloodthirsty king
And this is why the royal scribes take liberty with the king's correspondence.