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Named my dinosaur Trolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol No looking back.
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Good thing the towns main export is bottomless bags. Without that I wouldn't have been able to lead Sir Biters McDinosaurington around with the 12 foot long bones I just happen to have in infinite supply. And really, as spiky as the area surrounding the town is, I am surprised anyone gets around without a dinosaur. But the one things you have to love about this place is the assortment of various sized bloodhounds and huge bird things.
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A fun game with a cute story. It was a good way to pass the time, however, grammar mistakes and other bugs distracted from the game's full potential.
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Oh, also the story is straight out of every book that's ever won the Newbery award for children's literature (*spoiler for every Newbery award winning book*)
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I gotta say, after playing I Wanna Be the Guy, Touhou Project 7 Phantasm Mode, and this, this game is way way harder, mainly due to the so-called "minor" bugs. For example, jump up against a platform and you bonk your head. Jump up and move forward and you phase through the platform. This makes otherwise simple jumps nightmares since you have to somehow keep from phasing through the ceiling and coming out on the back of a spike. Then there's the fact that rex's bone doesn't despawn when the level resets, meaning rex will instantly kill you when you start. If rex is standing on stairs, his idle animation will cause him to shift between one stair step and the other, causing you to fall off and potentially die. Tons of stuff hidden behind trees, including yourself in parts, all while over spike pits. These issues add up to much more than "minor" problems.
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lol i called my Me and it was like, Me, my only best friend..... sad his best friend is himself, i really do feel sad for the boy :(
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The longest word in english is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolconiosis, a disease caused by breathing in volcanic ash
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I named mine Warren Plimpington Marschelius Abarada Zyzyx Moustachio Naminara Milko Antidisestablishmentarianism Dave the Third.
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I named him my spermed boobs LOL it said after a while my spermd boobs grew bigger and bigger.. LOL and on a level he said hmm where did my spermed boobs go LOOOOL
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in that one level i hammered on my keyboard... the lvl resetted and it was a black screen.....
so i cant play the game anymore >;(