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My parents weren't very happy. They wanted Donkey Kong Rules This Is Going To Be A Long Name For A Dinosaur Which Is Small And Has Been Mistaken For A Strange Dog Quite Odd Isn't It? gone.
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Anyone... want to share their stories they made up... after... the dogs... got us...?
Well...
As the steel cage closed around us, I felt my last hope disappearing - what would happen to my best friend?
Puppy seems to sense that something would soon happen. Something... something to end it all.
He looked at me, and tried to break through - I threw one last bone at him.
Something small pricked me. I looked at my arm and saw the dart, the last this I saw was another dart sticking out of Puppy. After that, all was dark.
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Mine was called, Supermisterawesomekajigallypuffofdoomthatshootsstarsoutofhiseyesandanussometimesbutnotallthetimebecausethatwouldbekindasortaweirdyouknowanywaysireallylovehimandthisishimnameifyoudontlikeitwelltobad, and he was the best dinosaur ever. The end. (:
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Truly a great game, but... The lag it gets on the later levels is just HORRID. Not sure if it's just me (as it very well could be) but it has caused my spiky demise more than once. More than several times, actually.
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"Kronos the Kronosaurus Rex, Master of the Fifth, Sixth, Tenth, and Twelfth Dimensions, king of All Lands, Ruler of the Universe, Head of All Committees and the Like, President, Arch Nemesis, and Death Dealer of All That Has Ever Been In Existence Since the Beginning of Time, Before and Beyond, The Krononator, Kronos, my pet Dinosaur."
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called my dino "Poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop"andi was entertained every text message
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Korgoth the fire forging dinosaur of mayhem and destruction throughout the universe and cosmos destined to rule the galaxy and me