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I played this game here the first time. I saw a watermelon, than:"Oh hey, powerups in this game? Great!" And than I just died...
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Quick! no time to explain you need to jump into outer space by bouncing off of bananas in jetpacks, optimus prime, and flying fish,
me: Okay but I want to be a turtle.
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Pressing m only mutes the music the soud effects stay the same. can you please fix that?
(im not trying to be nut picky but it is a little annoying)
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Moral of the story, don't go to hell a big red demon will jump on you and pound ya. plus they apparently they say "Mario, go to hell"
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3 Stars for sticky keys, I think that having to use the mouse is stupid, but the game is great. Unstick those keys and it would have been a definitive 5 stars and favorite.
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I really wish that evolving gave more hearts. How toxic are those tiny creatures that one accidental swipe and I'm dead? With my larger body (and muscles) I should be able to go straight through them!
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I like the game so far. I have upgraded twice. However, game developer, will you please let me turn off this unpleasant music?
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The Shopkeeper: "do you like what I did with the place"
Me: hmmmmmmmmm. what a way to use all the skulls I collected...
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Police Officer: "Sir, what happened to your face?" Me: *Sighs* "I got beat up by a water melon." Police Officer: "I'm sorry did you just say... water melon?" Me: " Yeah, a water melon..."
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Is there a way to mute the sound? M for mute only pauses the music and as soon as I jump again, an explosion of sound kicks up
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I managed to land on a rocket that was just off screen and i got stuck below screen line didn't die/can't die and can still jump wtf.