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"Mr President, Terrorists Are Attacking!"
Who Cares, There Is A Giant Sperm Rampaging Through Town, Launch Our Shit At That
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I love how people voted Educational as a tag for this game. That could go wrong in a number of ways, such as- a little kid goes on to the site with his mom or dad behind him, and clicks on the "Educational Games" link. Scrolls down a little, and asks, "Hey, what's THAT GUY RIDING?" Instant ban from Kong ;(
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I really appreciate weird little games, and the novel multilayered concept of this one is good. However, the controls, while they inject the game with a semblance of realism and make the sperm flow beautifully, are a little tedious to maneu - oh forget it, I'm talking like a wine critic about a game with a murderous cowboy riding a giant sperm. SPERM.
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LOL Oops I killed the sperm tail LOL it kept spining and spinning and then i slept for like 12 Hrs and it kept spining
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How did the enemies get backup? You'd think the conversation would go something like this "We're being attacked by a sperm. We need backup immediately... Hello?"
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mayday mayday mayday. This is Sugar Papa Echo Romeo Mike. We are under attack from a massive 50 ft sperm. It is deflecting all of our missiles back at us, repeat, It is deflecting all of our missiles back at us and arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!
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I love whow youve got everything in here:cute animation for the younger kids, explosions, fighting, cowboys and sperm!
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hey mister granade man you want this
yes i want it
cowboy,lick
what about now
just give it to me
ok hear you go
bout tim.... shit
boom
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so if you jizz enough, all the sperm will accumulate into one massive sperm which you can then ride and dominate the world with? HULLZ YAEH
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simple fact:This is absolutel the best funniest and craziest game ever and if you think in sucks then i got to say WTF are YOU FRICKEN CRAZY!!!!! the rating SHOULD be 5 star if not for noobs who dont know how to play and therefore complain