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OMG that person riding the sperm is awesome and cool looking! I love the art and i think that is the best aspect of this game(other than kicking ass on sperm and killing the military)
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mayday mayday mayday. This is Sugar Papa Echo Romeo Mike. We are under attack from a massive 50 ft sperm. It is deflecting all of our missiles back at us, repeat, It is deflecting all of our missiles back at us and arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!
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"You have ruined everything." Jeez, way to kill the silly and fun mood. I know I screwed up, but you didn't had to say that. :,(
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An amazing game that would be made even better with upgrades, for example, longer tail, faster movement, quicker tail spin
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umm, is that HIS sperm? or God's sperm? idk, but I never imagined a giant that big, sperm is MICROSCOPIC!!! WHO THE HELL MADE THAT? CHUCK NORRIS!?
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Also, the Failure/Game Over screen is so tragically beautiful that it deserves mention right up there with the other All Time Best Game Over Screens. Like Chrono Trigger, Majora's Mask, and... Teleroboxer. "You have ruined everything." *sniff...* ...so true...
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"Sir, a giant sperm is attacking the city! What should we do?"
"Throw the full force of the Army and Air Force at that thing!"
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The art style really reminds me of Rejected, by Don Hertzfeldt. The controls are simple and intuitive, and setting off explody rampages is very easy, very fun. The cutscenes look great. They're short and they've got perfect comedic timing. This is one of the best games on Kong.