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This has to be the worst designed game on the site. The script is designed specifically to take up the maximum available RAM, causing it to lag horribly. Secondly, the enemies' attack timing screws you over because if you get hit once by the because if you get hit ONCE by the hydra, it's basically game over, as the timing does not give you any time whatsoever to get away from the enemy or attack it before losing another 10% of your health. I used to like jmtb02, but this game ruins the entire genre of beat-em-up. If I could rate this game in the negative numbers, I would.
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I find that other people in my house are starting to get annoyed because im yelling MUUUUUSTACHE POWAAAAAAH every time I win a fight...
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I find this is the possibly the best program on the site. I mean, Ive seen some decide stress testing programs before, but this one right takes no time to warm up its spikes on my PC. Kudos dev, you have some talent. Have you ever thought of using your skills to go into game development? Im sure with youre skills in stress test software, youd be able to make a fine collection of smoothly programmed games.
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One man two fists against horrific animal mutations that, if left unchecked, will break out of their arena and nom the souls of every human on earth.
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There are worse games here on Kongregate... but not many.
Just a total fail with one exception. Thanks for the mute button before the annoying noize
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As amusing as the theme of this game is, there's some lag issues as well as balance issues. The hippo/hamster match was way harder than anything in the ultimate faceoff bracket and even a few matches in the hydra battleset.
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I would love to select keys, as on a german keyboard the "z" and "y" keys are changed. makes it really hard for me to jab at all... but otherwise great game =) 4/5
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This game lags a lot... I think there should be a lower quality option so that it works faster... + so the developer sees it
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gr8 b8 m8. Get trolled no matter which fight you pick. XD No badge for me either, it seems... (In other news, I just suck at this game, too. XD)
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Kick is mostly useless no matter the foe.
Hippos are much much more difficult then their supposed level. They grab you and its very hard to shake them off with left and right, then they regrab you again, and again.
Basically hope around and dont let their attacks connect as much as you can while spamming jab.
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I don't know why you guys are complaining about the lag. I just buttonmash blindly until it stops, and see if I'm dead or not. It's an adventure!