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very one dimensional game encouraging button mashing with no sense of strategy, complete absence of other mechanics. kicks and punches take too slow to register allowing for large windows of vulnerability to get knocked down or up. on 10x big animal levels there can be periods where you will be immediately stunned after getting up, preventing any sort of retaliation. not optimized, massive frame rate drop, many bugs such as being knocked up so high your character disappears. would give 0/5 if possible
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How about being able to upgrade your maximum number of Revives per battle? Up to a point, of course. Like...start with one, upgrade to up to five? Just a thought.
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I completely forgot about kicks, since I first played this game when it came out. By trial and error I figured out that s and x are attack buttons. The rest was a furious mashing of keys with little regards to strategy. 5/5 :D
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you should be able to change the quality from the pause menu. Let me tell you its a bear when its lagging, so you pause the game only to find out that you have to unpause to change the quality
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I can already picture what's going to happen tonight...
Husband will ask "So what did you do today"
I'll answer "I got my behind handed to me by ducks and hamsters...though I think I held my own with the hippos, horses and giraffes...the hydras...well lets not talk about the hydras"
Husband will say nothing while shaking his head and no doubt wondering for the 100th time why he introduced me to Kongregate...or perhaps if I was this odd when he married me...possibly both.
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Also, buggy game is buggy. Also, it might be worth noting in the instructions that there are other attack keys than mentioned.
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If the hippos escape thing doesn't work, check if you're pressing both buttons at the same time. DON'T PRESS BOTH BUTTONS AT THE SAME TIME. I lost a fight due to this mistake.
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Ugh. Badge of the day, no thank you. I am sure some people like this game, and I appreciate the silly side of it, but I am just not this into fighters. *Skips badge, swears to bring 84 Bat-Donkeys into the middle of an MMA fight as revenge.*
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You've been successfully grappled by a single hamster-sized creature. But you can punch a hydra to death with your padded fists.