Comments for Bureau of Steam Engineering

avatar for gingee34
gingee34

Mar. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) wtf are you meant to do on the "game"? its sooo frigging lame!

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reverendsteveii

Feb. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) brilliant, *brilliant* idea. I can't overstate how much I love open-ended puzzle/challenge games like this, where I get to design and tweak something. Notes, though: a tutorial would help, and the first level isn't in-depth enough to count. In fact, with as few levels as there are, this feels like it should be the tutorial for a full game that hasn't been developed yet. The ability to save/share/export designs would be cool. Fighting other peoples' mechs would be exponentially awesome. Also, timed switches/valves would be really cool, and not just to make a machine gun. I'd give my right arm for you to make a sequel. Incomplete as it is, this is one of the coolest games on kong. Let us fight each other's bots, and it will be far and away the best.

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hobo55

Feb. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) beat it

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TCFiratK

Jan. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) this game si so hard i need a tutorial :(

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Sergiy13

Jan. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Only 4 levels =( Sequel please.

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stefbealldon

Jan. 1, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I need a tutorial

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koolboat00

Dec. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) it a pain to the arm cause I can't seem to pass level one

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flamingbuns

Nov. 23, 2013

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chocman24

Nov. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I cant wait 4 the 2nd 1 but it was quite hard with the alternators

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ppparty

Oct. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) tell me you can get better then the chassis because its bad

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AgentRoop

Oct. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) If find it quite odd that they don't tell me what anything does...

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bren9874

Oct. 9, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) It's true, haven't you seen their website? Please do so before clicking the negative sign.

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Hertzyscowicz

Sep. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This game was certainly a good idea, but definitely needs a tutorial. I'd definitely like to see the exact specifications of what happens to the pressure in each port. For example, trying to make the mech alternate between walking and crouching with an alternator valve doesn't work. Also, the steam cannon works in a very unintuitive way.

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avatar for Vandrom
Vandrom

Aug. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Sucks cant figure it out

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avatar for BrailleOperatic
BrailleOperatic

Aug. 17, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I can't seem to make the control valve do anything. The valve control never seems to move. And everything is all hooked up. Is there some really simple solution to it that I don't know?

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bren9874

Aug. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) They are never making a part 2, for they are money-hungry retards

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Ddcddc1

Jun. 8, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) needs to be longer four levels inst enough

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richytam510

May. 29, 2013

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minimmax5

May. 18, 2013

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philip9487

May. 14, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) best thinking game ever

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G8kpr

May. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) My god this game is fantastic, but you really need to implement a way to carry over your design specs to the next level. Also you need a tutorial badly.

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avatar for bshimoda
bshimoda

Apr. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This would be a great game if anything actually worked the way the description says it should.

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DuncanL4

Apr. 16, 2013

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dazzach

Apr. 13, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) need's to add walkthough

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dazzach

Apr. 13, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) what is going on i cant make my robt move in a fight!

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kinglyman

Apr. 12, 2013

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kinglyman

Mar. 4, 2013

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avatar for Gnomercy
Gnomercy

Feb. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) dont think there will be a Chapter 2...been on here for over 4 years

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andromania

Feb. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) It took me almost a year to find out that Krispykrem also made the codex of alchemical engineering and kohctykop. Then I said: OHH... now it makes sense.

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Doublejinx

Feb. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Crouching makes you more accurate... it's just that the rifle only hits the body, not the legs. So use a switch to make him duck incoming fire, and stand to shoot.

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avatar for TehEpikDuck
TehEpikDuck

Feb. 3, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) why does crouching make you so inaccurate? i was point blank and couldnt hit the enemy while crouching

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TechUnadept

Jan. 31, 2013

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avatar for Doublejinx
Doublejinx

Jan. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Lol, steam cannon, control valve, and a couple of steam vents are all you need :P Defiantly can't wait for chapter 2!!

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avatar for AlbertD3
AlbertD3

Jan. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) this game is not good IT NEEDS A TUTORIAL if the people know how to do it TELL US THEN!

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avatar for apholis
apholis

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) this sucks

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avatar for kinglyman
kinglyman

Jan. 9, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) the games not that hard!!!!! if u cant figure it out A. learn to play it B. play a different game. and don't rate 1/5 because you don't know what you are doing i think its rly fun.

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avatar for Assassinfox
Assassinfox

Jan. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Needs way more levels. Really fun once you get the hang of it. :)

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unicornturds

Jan. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) here is ho to use the rifle attach two fuse valves to each part set the top one to ten and the bottom above 20 connect it to a steam boiler

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avatar for DgN3
DgN3

Dec. 8, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Once you work out the basics it's a neat wee game.

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avatar for Zomvee
Zomvee

Dec. 4, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i love the brain teasing it has, but can you make another one but with more levels please im begging you?

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avatar for cmtracy
cmtracy

Nov. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I wanted to like this game. I really did. But it never gave me a chance.

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avatar for Shainep
Shainep

Nov. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) how in the world do you fire if im right

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avatar for Yotom22
Yotom22

Nov. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Awesome game, I started playing and was like "eh" but by the time i got the steam cannon i was like "OH HELL YEAH"

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avatar for SquaII
SquaII

Nov. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I beat a whole game with the same strategy...using rifle and crouch.

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avatar for VisageDoom
VisageDoom

Nov. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The machine won't move.

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avatar for ver112102
ver112102

Oct. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ???

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avatar for mrlegoboy
mrlegoboy

Oct. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) if you use the alternator on the crouch mechanism, it makes him teabag. also, if you have the alternator lead to two fuse valves connected to the rifle and set the fuses and alternator to 50 or 60 it shoots auto

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avatar for drago55577
drago55577

Oct. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) How do i increase quality?

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avatar for loganthewolfe
loganthewolfe

Sep. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) @mrstandish mind telling me how to get it to move I can get the saws working but I can't figure out how to move :/

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avatar for MrStandish
MrStandish

Sep. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) @esran Because I beat the game, I'll give you my most efficient design. The rifle works like this: The top valve loads a shell, so have one pipe leading into it. The bottom valve fires the shell. Have a pipe leading to that, but with a fuse valve as well. The fuse valve has to be set to at least 30 psi. You can run both pipes from one boiler, connected by a joint connecter. It fires reliably, and can deal pretty good damage if the fuse valve is set to 60 psi.

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