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How to walk straight (Guide for the easily distracted)
1. Put your left foot in front of you then lift your other foot and land it on the ground
2. Repeat
3. Also ignore everything like the treasure chest probably containing riches or the beautiful princess you can marry or the fluffy puppy that you want to squish
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When you thought there were no more fake endings and then you keep walking in the black screen and get the last (?) ending... XD
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I walked straight 3 times. XD Idiot me is thinking: "Oh,well maybe I can have eternal life!" *Walks to 'immortal life' page 3rd time and turns right* "Awh great."
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Chest = Snake
Cross Road = Wolf
2 empty ways = Another Wolf
ChestS = SNAKES
Hallway + door = Shoddy craftmanship
Curved Road = Fallen Tree
Woman = SLICE *Level up!*
2 paths = ANOTHER WOLF
Front door of house = Dog?
Hallway = Fail-manship
Dark room = (door closes) you're afraid of the dark arent'cha?
Giant Spider = Bad bridges
Princess = Fire Breathing dragon
ENDING SCARED ME!!! ASDADA
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WALKTHROUGH, SORTA: This game doesn't really need a walkthrough, but for you obsessive completionists here's some information that can save you time: 1) There is only one way to die on each screen. 2) There is no way to die on the first two screens and the first screen inside the house. 3) In the end the game repeats in an identical loop.
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wow this game is actually harder than it looks. you want to see what everything is but youve just got to WALK STRAIGHT!!!