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A little boring for LongAnimals, who's always original even in the primitive structures. It's 5 year a old game though and the engine is nice.
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client: Make sure you deliver it on time Player: what if i need to blow stuff up
Client: oh and if you blow stuff up, i will give you extra time
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I usually love 2 blow things up, if there is a reason. But killing uninvolved "enemies", just 2 get some time, is just annoying, sorry. But the engine is nice.
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If only real life was like this. Boss:" You're LATE!!!" Me:"I'm sorry, did I not kill enough people by blowing their car up today?" Boss:"What?"
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MacGuffin... I see what you did there. Amusingly enough, I'm planning a D&D campaign where the players have to fetch one "McGuffin's Amulet".
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level 2 suddenly amped up the difficulty, then level 3 was a breeze! but what the hell kind of world is this when a courier's bike is armed with machine guns and aircraft keeps strafing her?
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Aha, there is a motorcycle tag. *Adds*. Feels like an old sprite-based racing game done in higher-res art. Like the pseudo-halftoned backgrounds, and the general sense of silly in the help texts and item info and such.
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Only a couple levels I didn't finish on the first try (mostly dark passage; including one time where I hit the finish line but exploded before the braking was finished, apparently), but I only got two achievements on the first pass, so that's probably a good balance. Items are kind of hard to pick up; and I can't figure out why I usually don't get the turbo above the jump pad also in dark passage. That probably is my "most hated" level ;).
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... And why are there trees growing out of the road?
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This is easily one of the dumbest, if not -the- dumbest, game on Kongregate. Luckily, I love dumb & epic games like this. 5 stars.
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"You're late. This delivery was supposed to have been here at 11. How many cars did you blow up getting here? 50? Oh. In that case, you're right on time."