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Me during one quest: Look in the chests, you moron! Johnson: Derp. Derp. Looking for anything that could use a shovel... Derp.
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My game completly bugged when ascending to "alien-cowboy" class and it could not ascend anymore and up to some point it was stuck beating up a monster while dead. meaning it could not ressurect.
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started out as a level 1 gnome cleric with the highest level lightening spell in the game, very balanced i must say XD
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-22/157 Health and I'm "fighting a some ethereal lizards." which aren't dying... well I guess my run as a level 12 undead arcane archer has come to an end.
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*kills a drug dealer* *gets 'some drugs or something' and a 'drug dealer's lung'* This game is so messed up but amazing at the same time. Especially the time I fought an overweight cow that attacked me with a moo.
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Ugh It sure is a pain to try and reach the 7th rebirth! It takes A HUGE amount of time. Friendly tip the Magilance master and the Dragon spawn race don't seem to mix well. Not sure if its the class itself of the Dragonspawn race itself.
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"You are fighting a nigh-immortal gargantuan black levitating aether newt"
... I HAVE BEEN FIGHTING THIS THING FOR ALMOST A DAY NOW
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Any Bard is a good bard. Some just need extra time to learn how to make the big bucks. Once 'sex' is learned money just appears out of thin air. =P