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a native walks in, and says "this is a third world country, better drink my own piss." He lives there, now why would he go and say a thing like that?
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Why does the furniture disappear when you remove it from a room and you get no money but you need to buy more for full price later?
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*goes to clinic* *goes to cathedral* *goes to clinic* *goes to cathedral* *goes to clinic* *goes to cathedral* *goes to clinic* *goes to room* *goes to cathedral* *goes to clinic*... Last customer there...
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what's wrong with the people when they say they feel racially discriminated or their life ended when they have a missing piece of furniture?
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"No microwave! My life has no meaning now". The next day... "A dead body was found in the woods! Expect less customers". One of my customers killed themselves over the absence of a microwave. All of my rooms now have microwaves ;_;
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"Oh no! Cthullu was kidnapped in the southern part of the country." Ummm.... since when was it even possible to capture Cthulhu? XD
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Actually, it's very easy to unlock hipster. You only have to restrict all your rooms in the panel, and change all customers priority to room, which you don't have. One day and it is done, no demolishing, thumbs up if it helped ;)
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If there are no customers, why do the cleaners just stand around and NOT clean? Wouldn't that be the time to tidy up the place?
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Loved the game, one thing I would add is the option to upgrade rooms. It gets quite tedious having to destroy all of your old rooms and then spend a ton of money to upgrade them to allow more furnishings.
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"That psuedoscientist was so smart, I want to scream at him." Yes, screaming is the perfect way to show someone how smart they are. I don't think I'm smart unless I get at least three people a day to scream at me.
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"I usually love first aid! but this was the same.." Since when did anyone actually love purposely hurting themselves?
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I like how this game is classified as "strategy & defense". Is this really such an obscure game type that it doesn't fit into an existing genre, so we have to call it tower defense?
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People on this island are really patient. I've let this DEATH THREAT be on hold for the PAST FOUR SEASONS. Such nice... mutant.. alien... people... things...
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Why does the old lady say "I wanna be like the receptionist when i grow up?!? She´s an old woman! She grew up for 50 years ago!
But it´s a nice game 5/5.
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What did Voldemort do this time _._, i'm told HE-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-NAMED- visited, and my natives visit rate dropped from 100% to 69%. Voldemort, you dirty bastard..
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The game references they make though! "i dreamt i was a bison trapped in candyland." and "i work for a very popular push button company"