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"Oh no! Cthullu was kidnapped in the southern part of the country. This will negatively affect us for several days." Wait, Cthullu? A demonic, gigantic, fully evil demon from another dimension? Wait, how did they caught em and WHO caught em?! How is this negative?! Are we evil or somethin? Actually I did kill like 25 people.... actually meh, hope ye survive cthullu
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The bank is so aggravating... taking 1 furniture from all of your rooms... I just really REALLY wanna punch them in the face
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This game was pretty enjoyable. I liked the vague silly attitude and the conspiracy-like plot. The graphics are cute, and the gameplay isn't too stressful. (Only thing I haven't been able to get is the all 4 stars 4 days in a row, but I feel like if I actually did some weird maneuvers it'd be possible. I'm just far too lazy.) Thanks for the fun game!
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customer approval rating kills the game once you hit 3.5+ stars and natural disasters combined with a bad season will eat all your cash in no time. wanted to like this game but id rather deal with the competition complaining about elevators.
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Do you know"That the word ASWANG is from language called Hiligaynon".And the people that is speaking Hiligaynon is called Ilongo and those Ilongo live in Negros Occiedental in Visayas,Philippines.
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Tagalog language must be added because this game is about the wonders of Philippines and by the way Im also a Filipino
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Something is wrong with the elevator, one of my workers was on the 3rd floor, cleaning, then end of day, she stops and presses the button but it wouldn't go to the 3rd floor, it was stuck on the first.
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"They don't have my secondary amenities."
MAYBE IF YOU GAVE ME SOME POSITIVE RATINGS, I COULD UNLOCK SOME MORE GOSH DANG AMENITIES!
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Some dude rented a room, somehow managed to dump paper and trash all over the floor within ten seconds, then left, complaining about the mess HE made.
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A redneck once said "I wanna be like the receptionist when i grow up!" silly rednecks! You're like older than the receptionist....
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No-one notices the family member Lola Estrellita. She's the mother of Nanay and the had a child with Tito Fernando. BUT TITO IS THE BROTHER OF NANAY!!! Ewwwwwwww.
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WWWHHHHAAAAAAAATTTTT??????? INTERNET MEMES???? I WAIT IN BATED BREATHED SUSPENSE FOR A GHOST STORY OF HORRORS AND NIGHTMARES......AND IT'S FREAKING LARPERS THE WHOLE TIME????
so done, am I.
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"A Tropical Storm just hit and frakked this whole island up. We'll be alright though, we just have to believe in ourselves."
No customer for 5 days in a row.
They should actually destroy the whole hotel when the storm hit and have you start from scratch. You know, just to mess with the player. :)
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third customer walks out says: "everything is going according to plan". this will be an interesting bussiness adventure
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customer goes to breakfast buffet, then fine dining, and then exercises. what happened to don't have breakfast right before dinner and don't eat before you exercise?