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No room service, no furnishing, no amenities... and I'm STILL not getting 0 star ratings I apparently need to attract hipsters.
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aswangs's are like a zombie if they eat some of it aswang's are can cut there self into a half body the one is private parts and rhe one is public parts you can defeat them using salt and garlic
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Whenever you want to log off, There is always that one that goes to the Computer Shop to the Buffet To the Laundry Room, To the Game Room back to the Buffet. Then to the Gym and to the Garden and so on and so forth until your ready to call an assassin to have the bloke killed.
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Kidalanna: The 4 days don't have to be consecutive. It often helps to not be running advertising as well, since it's far easier to satisfy room service of fewer people.
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I love the subtle jab at "Theme Hotel" that happens after getting your sixth half-star: "The customers there are always complaining about the elevators..."
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People at my hotel complain 'YOU DON'T HAVE THIS!' Well the reason is I can't fit about 3444435856608 things in a room.
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I watched a native customer walk out of his room to the breakfast buffet, then to the laundry. Seems reasonable but... he walks back to the breakfast buffet then goes to the laundry again. That was when I nearly said wtf out loud in front of my kids. Then the native repeats this again and I go to play CS: GO.
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Philippines!! BTW I am a filipino and once actually thought that aswangs (scary monsters that haunt your dreams) were real:)
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i don't understand! i'm adding more things, im changing their entertainment, im upgrading rooms so theres more amenities...why does my rating keep going down??
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Redneck goes to gym, "I usually love weightlifting, but this was so-so", goes to interior garden, goes back to gym, "I usually hate weightlifting, but this was so-so". So my gym was so bad it completely changed your view on weightlifting?