Comments for Innkeeper

avatar for xyroclast
xyroclast

Mar. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Why do all of the customers leave before nightfall? That's not how a hotel works!

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Developer response from mapacible

once you reach day 999999, a 112-long quest chain will begin. it delves into the shocking reason why customers must leave the inn before nightfall. EDIT: Looks like some people believed this comment. This is a joke, there's no quest chain at Day 999,999. I'm not that sadistic :P

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7_Deadlies

Apr. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Hints & Tips- To get the Hipsters: close all your Amenities, stop all the service and maintenance staff and then keep one floor of rooms open with no furnishings. The idea is to get your customers to rate their stay at zero stars, not to get your approval rating as low as you can. To kill a customer: Wait for them to enter their room and then demolish it. Best way to please everyone (more or less): Upgrade all the rooms to Datu, I found that furnishing them all with the T.V, Refrigerator, Curtains, Sofa, Computer and Mirror got me to 99+ approval pretty quickly. Hope this helps :)

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crasherdog

Mar. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "That was a pretty clean room" YEAH RIGHT UNTIL YOU PUT TRASH ALL OVER THE FLOOR!

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Alyka

Mar. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) lol, a guy just complained about the channel in the laundry room. "News is usually all right, but this is disgusting." --- HOLD ON. LET ME CHANGE THE GLOBAL HAPPENINGS FOR YOU.

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overlordofalldot

Mar. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "I didn't want to go to a gym" THEN DON'T GO TO THE GODDAMN GYM!

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RaxisVayne

Apr. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "I usually love first aid, and this was no different" :-)

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lemonaid4

Apr. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) He Who Must Not Be Named recently visited my hotel.....I wonder why he didn't kill us all

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Poopcrak5

Mar. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "no sofa. Makes me wanna be a furry"...... WTF DOES NOT HAVING A SOFA HAVE TO DO WITH BECOMING A FURRY?!?!?!?!

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Cactuscat

Mar. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Just watched one customer visit the gym, then the breakfast buffet, then the gym... Then the breakfast buffet... And the gym again... That is not a healthy way to train.

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KingDarkLugia

Apr. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Native Man next to Gay Native Man: "That Native was very acttactive, I want to slap him." HUZZAH.

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Dutcher

Apr. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) One of my guests had a good point: This place won't survive a zombie apocalypse.' So, where's the weaponry upgrade?

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Kugar2512

Mar. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "Trapped in a 3rd world country, better drink my own piss" Best reference ever XD

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nualakoala

Mar. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I usually enjoy Flash Games. This was no different.

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Developer response from mapacible

You win!

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fherman

Apr. 8, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) If every customer enters and leaves before nightfall, what on earth do they need an alarm clock for?

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evilvergil

Mar. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) 50 bucks for an alarm clock? IT BETTER BE THE BEST ALARM CLOCK OF THE WORLD "The alarm clock was awersome!" You're lucky...

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Homunculust

Apr. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Actually, it's very easy to unlock hipster. You only have to restrict all your rooms in the panel, and change all customers priority to room, which you don't have. One day and it is done, no demolishing, thumbs up if it helped ;)

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avatar for Aveira
Aveira

Apr. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Lord Voldemort stayed at my hotel and gave me a bad review. THAT FIEND!

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lambru

Apr. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) 5 stars, all missions accomplished, all achievements unlocked. it would be nice to have a proper ending video! apart from that I loved this game :)

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Developer response from mapacible

i wasn't able to afford the expenses required to create a satisfactory ending cutscene! maybe with the success of this game I can have a proper ending on my next one :P

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freakhead53

Apr. 3, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I am out of employment and about to go bankrupt but before you hire me here is a list of requirements. Once you finish these I will come and work with you.

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cheesecake64

Apr. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I had a customer go to his room, then go to the breakfast buffet, then go to laundry, the go to the breakfast buffet, and then go to laundry. Did he keep spilling or something?

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Developer response from mapacible

maybe he's a neat freak?

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Daviwithadot

Mar. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The real hero of this story is the elevator.

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avatar for TickRaw
TickRaw

Apr. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) OK. For all those having problems unlocking the hipsters late in the game do as follows: Close all your amneties. You do not need to demolish all of your rooms. Set all your rooms to "restrict" and assign the rooms with your receptionist that no match is possible. All your customers will turn around at the reception and give you a 0-star rating. You need ten 0-star ratings to unlock the hipster. Demolishing rooms while a customers is in will kill the customer (and thus getting a 0-star rating) and count for the serial killer achievement, but no towards unlocking hipsters. Hit + to keep alive!

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mrhelpfulman

Mar. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Serial Killer: Destroy rooms while customers are in them.

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Developer response from mapacible

your account name suits you :P

avatar for Danasia
Danasia

Mar. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) You should get some money back when you remove furnishings.

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Randolg

Oct. 17, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I think the rooms should be cleaned during the night... not only when the costumers are there

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aquajag

Apr. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I didn't know we were going to be making one of "those" hotels, where you only stay for a couple hours during the day.....

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Raxius

Apr. 4, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Need a second elevator and more room service...

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InfernoCrossing

Mar. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) As a Filipino, it's so weird to see words like "Tatay" and "Ate" in a flash game. ...Yet it's also awesome. >_>b

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ThanatosII

Mar. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) At least they don't moan about the elevators...

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holcat27

Apr. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) When trying to unlock Juana: "Room service was mediocre." YEESSS!! *Punches air*

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AlexRondon

Apr. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) So I have to pay $70 to exchange my "32-core, 32GB memory and infinite storage capacity computer" for curtains?

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slurpz

Apr. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) For the people that are having trouble with the game, don't forget that you can filter customers down to 0%. If you want to just focus on a particular group of people, you can actually focus on having one customer at 100%, and then you can gear all of the services and room decorations for that one group.

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Kratos_Aurion

Apr. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) A mirror is over half the price of a flat-screen monitor and computer? ...How big is the mirror?

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supaman54321

Apr. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "I'm almost out of money!" Goes and spends $240 in the arcade.

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RahnHawk

Mar. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "I work at a popular push-button company!" CORPORATION INC. REFERENCES FTW!!!

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Developer response from mapacible

i'm a huge fan of the game! there are other flash games I referenced here, find them all :P

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SailoN

Apr. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Switching channels cost me 20$? Boy o boy

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42Dragons

Apr. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Customer stalking journal; Day 1. The customer, an elderly woman, gets in line, waits a few minutes, talks to the receptionist, and heads to her room. While waiting for the elevator, she comments on how much she wants to be like the receptionist when she grows up. She enters a room for five seconds, then comes out, already making complaints about the lack of a mirror. I am slightly surprised to hear that, as, apparently, our rooms do not have walls. I thought that would be the first complaint, with all of the monsters in the area, but nobody seems to notice. She goes to the bar, then decides she actually wanted to receive first aid. She leaves the clinic, plays billiards, rages about how terrible it was, goes back to the bar, then plays some more billiards, which she has changed her opinion about in the last 10 seconds. While leaving, she mentions the fact that she works at a popular push-button company. She gives our inn a five-star rating. End of entry.

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avatar for Yukiakoni
Yukiakoni

Apr. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Is it good or bad that I can't figure out how to kill my customers?

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Godzdem0n

Apr. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "Hi. I'd like to rent a room." "Ok. How long will you be staying?" "Oh you know... A few hours."

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c2000bushpog

Mar. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "I dreamt i was a bison trapped in candyland" So many refrences

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letterzabc

Apr. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) how does changing the channel cost $20!?!

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Antate

Apr. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Why does everyone in this game have a horribly tragic backstory? I mean, multiple personality disorders, lost loves, shattered dreams, monsters that really do exsist and threaten the populace, and let's not get into the thing with the 'your' character (spoiler reasons). I'm not sure if I want to finish the main story here, but I have to. It's like a train wreck, I *have* to watch.

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silverrey

Mar. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I'm starting to wonder if they are all vampires... they all enter the hotel at dawn, and go out right at dusk....

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meowkevin

Apr. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "I wanna be a receptionist when I grow up", says a pensioner.

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Callist

Apr. 3, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) An ability to upgrade the elevator speed/capacity would be nice.

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Legogoof

Apr. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) 'A' pedobear's body was found in the woods? JESUS CHRIST!

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spiciernoodles

Mar. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Any chance to have an option to move rooms? Or sell and rebuild, instead of just demolishing?

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rachelcp12

Apr. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Tips to get hipsters you need 12 individual people to give you a rating of 0 stars to get this you should restrict all the rooms if people are still going in then change the room and the floor preferences so that they all are sent to the room type that you have the least of they will then first fill up those rooms and the remaining people will get sick of waiting and give a 0 star rating oooor another way is to sell all the stuff in each room but then you'd have to buy it back which would be a hassel so i dont recommend that at all tip 2 if you want to get the achievement serial killer you need to kill people (of course) in order to do this though you just destroy rooms while people are still in it (destroy is the bomb in the build menu) PRESS + SO IT CAN HELP OTHERS!!!

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lolpas

Apr. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) What did Voldemort do this time _._, i'm told HE-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-NAMED- visited, and my natives visit rate dropped from 100% to 69%. Voldemort, you dirty bastard..

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Shadowhopeful

Apr. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "This place won't survive a zombie apocalypse." CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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