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Jun. 6, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) "I didn't really want to go to laundry." Then why did you go there 2 times and blow $40!

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jwilliams546

Jun. 6, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) A redneck just commented on how he loved lifting weights, right after running on a treadmill for ten minutes :P

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amystery3

Jun. 6, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) "Slenderman's corpse was found the the forest!" ... Good?

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Cactuscat

Mar. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Just watched one customer visit the gym, then the breakfast buffet, then the gym... Then the breakfast buffet... And the gym again... That is not a healthy way to train.

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xyroclast

Mar. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Why do all of the customers leave before nightfall? That's not how a hotel works!

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Developer response from mapacible

once you reach day 999999, a 112-long quest chain will begin. it delves into the shocking reason why customers must leave the inn before nightfall. EDIT: Looks like some people believed this comment. This is a joke, there's no quest chain at Day 999,999. I'm not that sadistic :P

Alyka

Mar. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) lol, a guy just complained about the channel in the laundry room. "News is usually all right, but this is disgusting." --- HOLD ON. LET ME CHANGE THE GLOBAL HAPPENINGS FOR YOU.

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crasherdog

Mar. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "That was a pretty clean room" YEAH RIGHT UNTIL YOU PUT TRASH ALL OVER THE FLOOR!

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overlordofalldot

Mar. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "I didn't want to go to a gym" THEN DON'T GO TO THE GODDAMN GYM!

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KingDarkLugia

Apr. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Native Man next to Gay Native Man: "That Native was very acttactive, I want to slap him." HUZZAH.

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lambru

Apr. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) 5 stars, all missions accomplished, all achievements unlocked. it would be nice to have a proper ending video! apart from that I loved this game :)

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Developer response from mapacible

i wasn't able to afford the expenses required to create a satisfactory ending cutscene! maybe with the success of this game I can have a proper ending on my next one :P

koakuma666

Jun. 7, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) @ERANO To kill customers, you need to destroy a room while there's a customer inside of it.

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AlexanderJ54

Jun. 7, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) The game references they make though! "i dreamt i was a bison trapped in candyland." and "i work for a very popular push button company"

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Homunculust

Apr. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Actually, it's very easy to unlock hipster. You only have to restrict all your rooms in the panel, and change all customers priority to room, which you don't have. One day and it is done, no demolishing, thumbs up if it helped ;)

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Kugar2512

Mar. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "Trapped in a 3rd world country, better drink my own piss" Best reference ever XD

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Dutcher

Apr. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) One of my guests had a good point: This place won't survive a zombie apocalypse.' So, where's the weaponry upgrade?

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fherman

Apr. 8, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) If every customer enters and leaves before nightfall, what on earth do they need an alarm clock for?

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slurpz

Apr. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) For the people that are having trouble with the game, don't forget that you can filter customers down to 0%. If you want to just focus on a particular group of people, you can actually focus on having one customer at 100%, and then you can gear all of the services and room decorations for that one group.

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Kratos_Aurion

Apr. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) A mirror is over half the price of a flat-screen monitor and computer? ...How big is the mirror?

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Raxius

Apr. 4, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Need a second elevator and more room service...

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Icklem

Feb. 17, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Tips: For unlocking Hipsters, close Amenities, make sure all rooms are set to 'Restrict', and set the 'Priority Room' (in Reception) to a type you don't have, for all customers (no need to sell/destroy anything, or lose points!) - you need 12, zero ratings (live customers!). For 'Serial Killer', destroy 12 rooms while they're occupied (pause when 'room service' icon showing, if needed). For the +99 rating, get all perfect ratings (set percentages to 0, except for ones you can make the rooms perfect for (eg. I kept Critic, Blogger, Socialite, Jetsetter, & Celeb); chose a level with their fav. Amenities, for their room, and fill the room with their fav. items). 'Accessible' gives you the final 'celebrity customer', for a rating of 85+. *Please + so more people can see how to get these.*

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nualakoala

Mar. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I usually enjoy Flash Games. This was no different.

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Developer response from mapacible

You win!

InfernoCrossing

Mar. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) As a Filipino, it's so weird to see words like "Tatay" and "Ate" in a flash game. ...Yet it's also awesome. >_>b

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7_Deadlies

Apr. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Hints & Tips- To get the Hipsters: close all your Amenities, stop all the service and maintenance staff and then keep one floor of rooms open with no furnishings. The idea is to get your customers to rate their stay at zero stars, not to get your approval rating as low as you can. To kill a customer: Wait for them to enter their room and then demolish it. Best way to please everyone (more or less): Upgrade all the rooms to Datu, I found that furnishing them all with the T.V, Refrigerator, Curtains, Sofa, Computer and Mirror got me to 99+ approval pretty quickly. Hope this helps :)

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Antate

Apr. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Why does everyone in this game have a horribly tragic backstory? I mean, multiple personality disorders, lost loves, shattered dreams, monsters that really do exsist and threaten the populace, and let's not get into the thing with the 'your' character (spoiler reasons). I'm not sure if I want to finish the main story here, but I have to. It's like a train wreck, I *have* to watch.

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Aveira

Apr. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Lord Voldemort stayed at my hotel and gave me a bad review. THAT FIEND!

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evilvergil

Mar. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) 50 bucks for an alarm clock? IT BETTER BE THE BEST ALARM CLOCK OF THE WORLD "The alarm clock was awersome!" You're lucky...

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meowkevin

Apr. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "I wanna be a receptionist when I grow up", says a pensioner.

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freakhead53

Apr. 3, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I am out of employment and about to go bankrupt but before you hire me here is a list of requirements. Once you finish these I will come and work with you.

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cheesecake64

Apr. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I had a customer go to his room, then go to the breakfast buffet, then go to laundry, the go to the breakfast buffet, and then go to laundry. Did he keep spilling or something?

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Developer response from mapacible

maybe he's a neat freak?

mrhelpfulman

Mar. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Serial Killer: Destroy rooms while customers are in them.

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Developer response from mapacible

your account name suits you :P

Yukiakoni

Apr. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Is it good or bad that I can't figure out how to kill my customers?

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aquajag

Apr. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I didn't know we were going to be making one of "those" hotels, where you only stay for a couple hours during the day.....

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Danasia

Mar. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) You should get some money back when you remove furnishings.

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holcat27

Apr. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) When trying to unlock Juana: "Room service was mediocre." YEESSS!! *Punches air*

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AlexRondon

Apr. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) So I have to pay $70 to exchange my "32-core, 32GB memory and infinite storage capacity computer" for curtains?

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Godzdem0n

Apr. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "Hi. I'd like to rent a room." "Ok. How long will you be staying?" "Oh you know... A few hours."

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SailoN

Apr. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Switching channels cost me 20$? Boy o boy

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lemonaid4

Apr. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) He Who Must Not Be Named recently visited my hotel.....I wonder why he didn't kill us all

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ThanatosII

Mar. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) At least they don't moan about the elevators...

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Callist

Apr. 3, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) An ability to upgrade the elevator speed/capacity would be nice.

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TickRaw

Apr. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) OK. For all those having problems unlocking the hipsters late in the game do as follows: Close all your amneties. You do not need to demolish all of your rooms. Set all your rooms to "restrict" and assign the rooms with your receptionist that no match is possible. All your customers will turn around at the reception and give you a 0-star rating. You need ten 0-star ratings to unlock the hipster. Demolishing rooms while a customers is in will kill the customer (and thus getting a 0-star rating) and count for the serial killer achievement, but no towards unlocking hipsters. Hit + to keep alive!

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mattrocde

Mar. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "Evolution is a sham"..........WTF DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MY GODDAMNED HOTEL!?!?!?!?!???

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silverrey

Mar. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I'm starting to wonder if they are all vampires... they all enter the hotel at dawn, and go out right at dusk....

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RahnHawk

Mar. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "I work at a popular push-button company!" CORPORATION INC. REFERENCES FTW!!!

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Developer response from mapacible

i'm a huge fan of the game! there are other flash games I referenced here, find them all :P

Randolg

Oct. 17, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I think the rooms should be cleaned during the night... not only when the costumers are there

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42Dragons

Apr. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Customer stalking journal; Day 1. The customer, an elderly woman, gets in line, waits a few minutes, talks to the receptionist, and heads to her room. While waiting for the elevator, she comments on how much she wants to be like the receptionist when she grows up. She enters a room for five seconds, then comes out, already making complaints about the lack of a mirror. I am slightly surprised to hear that, as, apparently, our rooms do not have walls. I thought that would be the first complaint, with all of the monsters in the area, but nobody seems to notice. She goes to the bar, then decides she actually wanted to receive first aid. She leaves the clinic, plays billiards, rages about how terrible it was, goes back to the bar, then plays some more billiards, which she has changed her opinion about in the last 10 seconds. While leaving, she mentions the fact that she works at a popular push-button company. She gives our inn a five-star rating. End of entry.

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Daviwithadot

Mar. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The real hero of this story is the elevator.

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Legogoof

Apr. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) 'A' pedobear's body was found in the woods? JESUS CHRIST!

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bananathief1

Feb. 23, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I wanna be like the receptionist when I grow up! says the M.I.B. customer :D

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Poopcrak5

Mar. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "no sofa. Makes me wanna be a furry"...... WTF DOES NOT HAVING A SOFA HAVE TO DO WITH BECOMING A FURRY?!?!?!?!

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