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Playing the 3rd one before the 2nd made me ALWAYS retry whenever they saw the body and/or they got shots on me. I loved how even if they saw me or the body, i could still finish and not go for those PESKY medals.
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Guard 1: Which way was he going? Guard 2: Why are you asking me? I thought you knew. I wonder whose footprints these are that are going away from our boss... Guard 1: Beats me...
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Turtorial #2:There are some security officers in every level. They are smart. Me: what the hell? Is the creator ignorant or something?
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Being able to hit R to immediately restart a stage without going back to the stage selection screen would be very handy.
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Sir theres a shadow behind that crate and bloody footprints to! Should i go check? No you stay and look at the wall and run around in circles until the alarm is off!
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mission 12 - "new Guard" this place is filled with spots dont you think we should camp and watch them, " old Guard" do you see the other guards this place is packed, " other Guards " yep , " old Guard " Oh Shit! *shoots gun* " new guard" do you think hes dead , " old guard " of course hes dead no one can take that much bullets , " new guard " but what about our boss ( guy in green ) hes dead , " old guard" so is the assassin the BULLETS REMEMBER!, "the Assassin " mission complete sent in escape, " HQ " nice job heres your reward."
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Guard: Guys, I just found him! He's running behind that ledge three feet away fro- Where is he?! I cant... Where?! OH GUYS! HERE HE I- OH MY GOD, BOSS! I'LL GET YOU, ASSASIN! I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE! THREE FEET INFRONT OF ME, BEHIND A BO-... Where is he again?
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1st Level- Target:"Yo, i'm gonna go to the other side of the room where you can't see me. Later." New Guard:" Shouldn't we escort him?" Old Guard:"Nah. He's got his cell phone just in case something goes wrong." "Sir, isn't THAT his phone?" "$#@!! whatever. he isn't gonna get killed. Its not like the whole GAME is about killing the guy in green." Target:"Huh? AHH AHHH-" "See? He's scaring them away with his high-pitched girly-scream."
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"New Guard" hey so yeah this place is impossible to get in I mean- *Old Guard turns around* "Old Guard" OH MY GOD HES BEHIND YOU! *BAM!* *New Guard is dead* Wtf? Dammit! He's Getting away! *runs After*
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Guard:'Search everywhere for him! He may have tacos!' other guard:"ur a wuss." Guard:"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!"-guard shoots other guard in head- Guard:"Stupid rookie. -gasp-THERE HE IS! GET THE TACOS!" Assasin:I HAVE NO TACOS! I KILLED UR BOSS!" Guard:"Well thank god! I quit my job! Kill all of the other bosses for me while you're at it!"
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Guard:"I was shooting this guy behind a crate and he just disappeared, I better run to the other side of the building!"
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guard:"search everywhere" walks past assassing hidden between two small crates. assassin:"im suprised the guards even got hired,cause they already woulda killed the boss if they had ammo in those guns" guard:"i heard whispering lets let it go to the manhole before we think about shooting it" other guard:"ok"
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Also: Invisibility never works. They see you anyways. Also needs way more energy. 4/5 for how stupid the guards are and the effort ^_^
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How to have a successful assassination: Stay out of way of guards. Find a spot they never search. A couple. Then, use them to sneak near the target... Then kill him... And retreat to the nearest hidey-hole.
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meanwhile in level six
*kills target and sits in toilet*
Guard: OH MY GOD
Guard 2: He mustn't escape
*turns invisible*
Guard: did he flush himself down the toilet?
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they draw the guns and kill the assassin and you died it's a bad thing i also have a level i can do alot of winning thing and i shake it with in the gecko and kill it..
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there's a assassin if you kill the green thing you got to hide and everyone can not see you hearing a walking thing careful!
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the randomness of these guards is annoying at times.. I had to wait a few min just for a guard to stop looking at my target, then AGAIN for 3 of them to stop circling my exit! and other times they're just silly...
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You know, sometimes I question the competence of these guards. There was this one that happened to have the dead target pretty close by and he never turned around to look.
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LOL! At level 8 i alerted some guards and went to hide in the corner of that small box where you begin... (its located not in that place you exactly start but when u exit those rooms and theres a small box) and you know what? THEY SPOTTED ME! But wait, thats not everything, 3 police officers started shooting at me, AND THEY DIDNT HIT ME! I think they waisted like, 500 bullets, but 0 of them hitted me, when i moved from that corner they shot me! I tried again and sadly it didnt work... Well, thats was one big awesome bug/glitch :D
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guard: oh no! te boss is dead
guard2: lets follow these bloody footprints behind the cover over there
guard1: don't be ridiculous. go run around by those other guards in the middle of nowhere for fifteen seconds and then go back to guarding the boss
narrator: geez talk about loyalty
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I hear you have a mission for me. "Yes. This man, green suit. Surrounds himself with short sighted blue suited guards armed with guns." Good. Building layout? "Here you go." Why are there no entrances or exits? "Security." I see. How should I enter? "Don't worry we'll teleport you in here." Impressive, but why not closer? "Don't feel like it." Uh, I see. Okay so I'll start by killing this one and- "No, no killing guards." What? Okay...whatever. I guess I'll just grab my silencer and- "No no! No guns! Here's a knife." ...What? "It's a special knife, trust me." I...okay. Where's my extraction point? "We'll tell you after you take out the target." I...don't want this job.