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Level 7: "Ok, everybody, form a perfect circle around the boss. Nobody's gonna get to him if we stay like this." "Hey, is anybody else starting to feel funny from the tacos we had earlier?" "OH CRAP! IT'S COMING RIGHT THROUGH ME!! EVERYBODY, START SEARCHING FOR A TOILET!!!"
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As soon as you escape hole appears and you hide they do one of two things they all stand around your hiding spot or around the escape hole no way out half the time but to die because you get caught.
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assassin: dude, I didn't expect you to kill me! You shot me in the face! Guard: I was standing right next to you! Why did you go uninvisible? What the eff did you expect? Assassin: ....you weren't looking directly at me...I thought it would be okay.... (True story.)
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*kills target* MUHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA *gets shot and runs* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RUN! *Gets killed * SOOOOOOOOO CLOSE THE EXIT IS ONE FOOT AWAY!
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ok, what the hell is wrong with my invisibility that whenever I enter invisibility mode, a guard shows up and stands watching me while I'm invisible?
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Builder #1: okay so lets put boxes here in the corner. Builder #21: but that looks like a hiding place and the president will be here. Builder #1: nonsense now should we start the manhole that looks like a getaway oh ya and since the president is here we have to fly him in a helicopter and leave only 1/2 of a guard. Builder#2: Don't tell me you hired those guys that run around like lunatics.Builder #3 Hey I finished the manhole. Good there was a guy dressed in black walking near it. Guard #1 Um the president is dead.
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godd game. but it could be a great game with a few upgradable features. eg; the ability to have camo with run; having longer time to run fast or camo; faster recharge; ability to assasinate gards. because needs this type of thing it wasnt a good as i could be. 3/5
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Guard 1: "Oh my god the boss is dead! We should find the killer!" Guard 2: "No, let's just run back and forth over the bosses body!" Guard 1: "Best idea I've ever heard!"
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guy: your job is to kill this blind guy wearing the green suit. he will be guarded heavily. so when you are ready we will beam you in using this thing you don't need to know about. ready? you:yes guy ok your in: you: i'm all the way across the room, couldn't you teleport me a little closer. guy: no you: fine, i'll just put the silencer on my pistol. guy: no no no!!! you can't use a gun, here use this knife. you: just a knife. guy: no it is a special knife. you: alright i'll just assassinate this gua.. guy: stop!!!!, you can't kill guards. you:alright........ok the guy is dead, get me out of here. guy: you will need to get to the other side of the room for us to beam you out you: why guy: just because. you: when i get out of here i am so quiting this job.
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guard 1"walking around ,protecting the boss,see a guy without a blue suit"*SHOOT HIM,HE DOESNT have a blue suit* all other guards?*yes sir*
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Playing the 3rd one before the 2nd made me ALWAYS retry whenever they saw the body and/or they got shots on me. I loved how even if they saw me or the body, i could still finish and not go for those PESKY medals.
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Guard 1: Which way was he going? Guard 2: Why are you asking me? I thought you knew. I wonder whose footprints these are that are going away from our boss... Guard 1: Beats me...
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Turtorial #2:There are some security officers in every level. They are smart. Me: what the hell? Is the creator ignorant or something?
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Being able to hit R to immediately restart a stage without going back to the stage selection screen would be very handy.
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Sir theres a shadow behind that crate and bloody footprints to! Should i go check? No you stay and look at the wall and run around in circles until the alarm is off!
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mission 12 - "new Guard" this place is filled with spots dont you think we should camp and watch them, " old Guard" do you see the other guards this place is packed, " other Guards " yep , " old Guard " Oh Shit! *shoots gun* " new guard" do you think hes dead , " old guard " of course hes dead no one can take that much bullets , " new guard " but what about our boss ( guy in green ) hes dead , " old guard" so is the assassin the BULLETS REMEMBER!, "the Assassin " mission complete sent in escape, " HQ " nice job heres your reward."
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Guard: Guys, I just found him! He's running behind that ledge three feet away fro- Where is he?! I cant... Where?! OH GUYS! HERE HE I- OH MY GOD, BOSS! I'LL GET YOU, ASSASIN! I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE! THREE FEET INFRONT OF ME, BEHIND A BO-... Where is he again?
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1st Level- Target:"Yo, i'm gonna go to the other side of the room where you can't see me. Later." New Guard:" Shouldn't we escort him?" Old Guard:"Nah. He's got his cell phone just in case something goes wrong." "Sir, isn't THAT his phone?" "$#@!! whatever. he isn't gonna get killed. Its not like the whole GAME is about killing the guy in green." Target:"Huh? AHH AHHH-" "See? He's scaring them away with his high-pitched girly-scream."
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"New Guard" hey so yeah this place is impossible to get in I mean- *Old Guard turns around* "Old Guard" OH MY GOD HES BEHIND YOU! *BAM!* *New Guard is dead* Wtf? Dammit! He's Getting away! *runs After*
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Guard:'Search everywhere for him! He may have tacos!' other guard:"ur a wuss." Guard:"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!"-guard shoots other guard in head- Guard:"Stupid rookie. -gasp-THERE HE IS! GET THE TACOS!" Assasin:I HAVE NO TACOS! I KILLED UR BOSS!" Guard:"Well thank god! I quit my job! Kill all of the other bosses for me while you're at it!"
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Guard:"I was shooting this guy behind a crate and he just disappeared, I better run to the other side of the building!"
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guard:"search everywhere" walks past assassing hidden between two small crates. assassin:"im suprised the guards even got hired,cause they already woulda killed the boss if they had ammo in those guns" guard:"i heard whispering lets let it go to the manhole before we think about shooting it" other guard:"ok"