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lol! A guard was shooting at me, I went in the toilet right next to me and the guard walked on. He must be scared of toilets.
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why are the guards claustrophobic and why do they just run around in circles shouting "shoot him!" then stare at a wall for 10 seconds and move on? When you turn invisible they just forget you were there and run around somewhere else. Also, why do they ignore the bloody footprints leading to a possible hiding place?
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guard-ok we are surrounding the boss
chief-WHAT?!??!NO NO NO!YOU GO AWAY FROM THE BOSS, INTERROGATE THE WALLS AND THEN YOU RUN AROUND IN RANDOM DIRECTIONS SO THAT WE LEAVE MANHOLE COMPLETLY UNPROTECTED CONSIDIRING ITS THE ONLY WAY OUT OF THIS CONCRETE BUILDING!YOU UNDERSTAND?!
guard-ok now im going to interrogate that suspicious wall until it tells me where is the assassin i just saw behind those crates with bloody footprints.
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guard1Hey i think i see the assassin over there guard 2 this corner looks suspicious.... HANDS IN THE AIR. TELL US WHO YOU WORK FOR!
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Hmmm, im a bit of deceptionated because after i beat the game it only says "Congretulations!" it should have at least one movie or something since i broke my head making all those things......
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*pant* *pant* I've been shot 4 times but I can still move the speed of a jaguar with a v8 up its butt and turn invisible. man these guards are stupid, but knifeproof. *_* [] "where is he" <>_<>
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omg almost every guard was shooting me but i got hit 2x only and i killed the boss and i won!!!
super speed is awesome bullet dodger.
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assasin:OK, I need to try and kill the boss.guard1:hey guards why are u protecting the boss?lets randomly stare at the wall for a few seconds.guard2:ok then.ahhhhhhh!!!!!!hes dead.
lets just run about for a while then quit.
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Sir, is it ok to leave our boss roam about nonchalantly while their is an assassin on the prowl? Don't worry private I'm sure the boss can take care of himself ( he said as the boss walks into a shady ally)
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if you choose such stupid guards you should kinda expect to die.............especially when you look at and walk towards me................>_>
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Why is everyone questioning the guards' brainpower - the assassin isn't exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer, either. Leaving a dead body in the middle of the screen, leaving a trail of bloody footprints to his hiding place, and not taking a weapon to kill the guards with.
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SIR SIR I SAW HIM!!!!! who? the assassin!!!!! what assassin? the dude who killed the boss!!!!! the boss is dead? YEA!!! ummmmmm ok...... i saw him in a heavily guarded place!!! how? i saw bloody footprints!!!!! he did that on purpose whoever he is. so hes not there? no. i saw a dude going down a manhole earlier. what did he look like? he wasnt a guard or the boss. then shoot him!!! hes gone. you dummy. *Chief officer takes out gun and shoots at dude who saw me*
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wtf they see the boss slaughtered and its like they start freaking out!!! Where is he!!!! I want him dead!! then they calm down like nothing happened!! there like " ok we will get a new boss "!!!!!!!!!!!
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(In the tutorial) "There are some security officers in every level. They are smart." Yea... So smart, thats why they always fail their job and never find me.
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assassin says to the creator of this game " hey creator! WHY THE FREAKIN HELL CAN'T I KILL THE DAMMED GUARDS?????" creator"Did'nt u read the rules????"
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"He ran into this room!" "Alright I'll go check!" "Should I check in the only dark corner in the room?" "Nah, I won't"
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Alright so I kill the person and am heading toward escape when the sound the alarm. I hide and a men walks right past me. 2 seconds after he leave the small area I'm in he says "I'm gonna kill him!". Loling at that.
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"The boss is dead!" "We should find him." (AW NAW, YA THINK?) "I want him dead!" *Few seconds later* *Guard puts away gun* "Nvm."
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Guard rules: 1. Make sure to stay AWAY from the person you're guarding. 2. Do not check any places that could appear to be a 100% excellent place for hiding. 3. Say random, stupid quotes while you're running around. 4. Only stay on alarm for a few seconds, then think that the dead boss was really just a hallucination and give up. 5. Check EVERY place that appears absolutely coverless for 5 minutes.