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Guard: We should find him
Guard 2: Yeah no shit Sherlock, let's look everywhere
Guard: What do you mean by everywhere?
Guard 2: This corner..
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50% luck 50% skill 50 luck caus i have bad luck and i die all the time, on lv 9 this guard kept patrolling the same area which was very small and my invisible ran out(it was full) and he shot me
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assasin: hey guards!
all teh guards:hey Sin, watcha doing?
assasin: dont mind me, im just...umm....showwing ur boss hands on experience with my new knife
later*
guard: HES DEAD!
othe guards: NO way, our boss KILLED THE ASSASIN. Quick kill him!
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WOW, on level 5, they never found he body, i ran through red sight at first, kille dhim and waited it out.
guard: BOss, he ran out of my line of sight, should i chase in that direction?
Boss: no idiot, thats a trick, hes probably behind us!
client: I tell you if I need anything now im gonna GYAAAH *slash*
Boss: all right, unless you say anything, we will only search once
later after search
assasin walks up to henchman
assasin: I pwnz ur client, and u cant do anything until u find the body!
assasin walks through exit*
guard:wt(insert swear word of choice)
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I think it would be better if there weren't some many hidey-holes and if guards did less damage. That would lead to greater use of powers and more chasing.
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ohh ohh there's a bodyguard besides me... i should kill him... but nooo~~ it's more if difficult if he remained alive :)....
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O NO!!!! The guy i was just shooting disappeared right in front of me!!! he must have gone somewhere else!!! LETS GO!!!
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Grammar correction for austin0408: "New guy: 'I was the assassin we need to get to the boss!' Guard: 'Listen up rookie, this is how we roll. We each desert the boss, heavily inspect the walls and just spread out. If you see him run in random directions.'"
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guard:hey theres blood on the floor and bloody foot prints right to that guy
guard2:no he cant be -THE-assissian hes -A- assissian completley harmless
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Everyone's like, the guard stared me down, eeeek! I say, man up and find a better hiding spot.
Notice guards have a tendency to drift to some spots, and not to others. Often, you have to run into a poulated spot. Loved the games depth and dificulty. 12/10, Haven't found such a good game in a while.
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Experienced guard: remember new guy when you see the assassin shout "we should find him" then start running around, don't follow him or the bloody foot steps though.
New Guy: what do i say when i kill him?
Experienced guard" say he died.
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Guard: Hey I see him! can I shoot
Guard: ,but hes not in your red zone
Guard: But I see him hes right there looking at me
Guard: Stupid Newbies when do they learn
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Boss: "Hey, stupid henchmen, go away, I need no protection"
*goes away*
Later:
Boss: "Hey, why don't I walk right into this assasin thats RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE!?!?!?"
*Dies*
Henchman:"Look, a dead body... SPREAD FORMATION!! Go kill random people!!!"
Later:
Henchman: "Why the heck am I looking for a person to kill? I don't care about my Boss."
*Gives Up, regreting nothing, having no leader, and no chance to kill assasin*
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the guards seem to know where you are without even finding you. if i was in a room with two exits this would be the guard. "i think ill go this way, wait this way, wait this way, ill just decide to look behind me insead of searching my original target OH GOD ASSASSIN!"
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Guard: Yes!!! shot him! You:*disappears* Guard: Where'd he go, he cant' be in the same exact spot i shot him at. I gotta look to where he teleported.
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you say we missed the point of the game if we want to kill guards, but isn't the point of the game to be fun and enjoyable? getting shot a thousand times over isnt very entertaining and this assassin is supposed to be a beast, yet he cant kill an unaware guard? part of making a game for people is to listen to their comments and improve the game based on the publics opinion, its apparent you dont care one bit and your game rating shows that very well
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I just found the only intelligent guard in the game. He noticed that there was a little side room with footprints leading into it, so he decided to investigate. Then, when he looked inside the room, he ACTUALLY WALKED INSIDE AND LOOKED AROUND!!!!! After that, he saw some boxes in the corner and looked behind them and found me and started to shoot. of course, apparently if you turn invisible while being shot at they forget your're there and why they were shooting.......
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sir! I just saw the assassin kill the boss and hide behind those crates, and I shot him repeatedly! should I look behind those crates? "NO! of course not! don't be silly! I mean, we can't walk through that gap, so obviously he couldnt have! you were just hallucinating!" "I hallucinated the boss dying? I'm standing on him!" "Holy cheese! the boss has been assassinated! quick, make sure he escape through that wall over there! and everyone clump together so we can kill him with concentrated firepower! its obvious that he will charge straight towards the highest concentration of guards he can see to escape our notice!"
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To everyone complaining about how stupid the guards are, can you imagine how hard this game would be if they were actually smart? It would literally be impossible to beat.
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hes by the crate, now by the boss, now the boss is dead, spend a minute running everywhere until they finally realise 1. im gone 2. why they may be a man hole in the floor.
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the boss is dead, the red blood footsteps lead to a store room, shall we have a look?
nah... hes probably by the crates next to are dead boss
P.S: (guards are stupid, use it to your advantage!)
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The AI acts like it cheats, doing things it normally wouldn't just to catch me. It is more frustrating, and having to repeat the entire level because an AI decided I was not invisible, and that he could see me behind a box, makes this a bad game. Imagine if you played checkers, but one stupid thing caused you to lose once you already captured all your opponents pieces.
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"Sir, i saw him run into the toilet". "No you didn't". "But Sir...". "Just go over there". "Fine, whatever you say"
You've got to love the guards
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From tutorial: "There are some security officers in every level. They are smart." Ah, that explains everything! They must have studied important books about guarding, like "The movement of ants" or "How to be as smart as one and a half bricks". As a part of their special training, they have also mastered the skill of watching walls, and how to ignore trivial logic.
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Wow this AI fails in the worst ways. They spotted the body, I was hiding behind some boxes, and a guard ran over and stood next to me until my invisibility ran out, not bothering to check anywhere else.