Comments for Ultimate Assassin 2

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RugbyPlyr

Oct. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) "LETS FOLLOW THOSE BLOODY FOOTPRINTS LEADING BEHIND SOME CRATES!" "No way, that's way too obvious. Lets spread out and run around for a while, then give up." "Sounds good to me."

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Ange_De_Mort

Oct. 28, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) "Sir! I just found a manhole that appears to be the only way out of this completely sealed concrete building should I stay here?" "Nonsense go check that corner that doesn't have any cover for 5 minutes"

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eleleteam

Oct. 29, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) The invisibility and super speed are nothing. The best skill this dude has is to somehow obtain a birds eye shot of the entire map for the entire game!

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qkumbredood

Jun. 8, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Obviously these guards were chosen for their brainpower...

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austin0408

Aug. 26, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) new guy "i saw the assassin should we need to get to the boss!" guard "listen up rookie this is how we roll we each desert the boss heavily inspect the walls and just spread out. if you see him just run in random directions"

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knux123

Oct. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Guard: I saw the assasin! time to run around in circles not going behind the completley obvious crates he's in! Boss: You do that, i'll walk behind the crates hoping there isnt a assasin trying to murder me.

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TheLightDemon

Oct. 29, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Being an assassin is about patience. Wait in the same spot for long enough and the green person will just come to you.

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manicalpizzadude

Mar. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I don't get why it says "assasination failed" if they catch you after you kill the guy. Technically, the assasination itself was a success.

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Dann

Nov. 1, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) If you alert the guards, run away and kill the target, they will follow you, then see the corpse, and say "I wonder who did this?!" Gee, I wonder who did this. Was it that guy we were just chasing?

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Elocc

Dec. 8, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Rules for being a guard: (1)Stay away from the person you are guarding. (2)Yell at everyone to find the target expecially if they are already doing so. (3)If he suddenly disapears in a corner that would be impossible to get out of without being seen, go look somewhere else! (4)If the person you are guarding is killed, only panic for a short amout of time. (5)Do not bock exits or manholes. Move about at free will. (6) NEVER EVER follow the bloody footsteps. Run, run away!

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EvilPingPong

Oct. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) "Sir, i saw him run into the toilet". "No you didn't". "But Sir...". "Just go over there". "Fine, whatever you say" You've got to love the guards

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eviluigi

Oct. 29, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) " guard hey i just shot him and saw him run into the washroom should we go in. guard #2: no fool do you want to see him peeing just wait till he's finish and we'll give up.alright

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bigred77

Oct. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) look behind those boxes! no, he's a ninja. he is obviously in the wall. Rookie.

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ChasenCharran

Nov. 1, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) "He killed the boss!" Thirty seconds later: "Did something happen?"

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xtrix149

Apr. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) guard 1: I SEE HIM! THERE HE IS! guard 2:Well, SHOOT HIM THEN! guard 1: I...I cant! guard 2: Why? guard 1:Because he is not in the red triangular zone in front of me. guard 2:well move towards him then! guard 1:The designer made it so that i cant sense his presence but can see him clearly. guard 2:What a stupid designer! which arse would do that? designer of "the classroom" game series: HEY! I HEARD THAT!

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znoxfett

Dec. 19, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Guard1: I'm so stupid that I obviously can't see all of the bloody food prints... I probobly should just stare at the wall and be stupid... Guard2: sounds good, I'll run in random directions and completely ignore the randomly placed manhole that I can conveniently rus over. Guard3:You two are so stupid, he's obviously right behind this wall that I keep staring at for three hours. -_- Boss: Shut up and don't protect me.

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joeng3

Nov. 1, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) 'oh god he's dead!Kill the trepasser!' 10 seconds later, 'he must be really dead by now,Let's just patrol as per normal, never liked him anyway'

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braichuski

Nov. 3, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) a small lifebar won't be bad great game 5/5

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ksjones

Oct. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) "Who did this?!" maybe it was the person that just ran past you and set off your alarm?

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Balthamos1392

Oct. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) The game would be much better if you could use logic and skill to evade guards with a predictable patrol route instead of having to get lucky in them looking in the right direction at the right time.

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MrSport

Oct. 29, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) "OMG th boss is dead!!" "Lets get him!" "Get Who?" "I don't know."

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The1o1kid

Nov. 1, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Guards: There is a hostile unit loose in the building, we must kill him Boss: I think now is the time for a nice walk

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evilbryan590

Nov. 2, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) "Sir! Arn't you worried this assassin may kill us?" "Don't worry men! We are BLUE! That means we are INVINCIBLE!!!

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micossa

Jun. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Sir, shall we walk around with the boss, in the case of anything happen?" "Do you think that somebody have super powers, like invisibility and ultra velocity? Your crazy man!"

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Greendaybest

May. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "OK so here are your targets....what weapons would you like for your mission?" "Just a knife." "Are you sure? The guards will be heavily armored. A knife won't hurt them." "I just want my knife" "Ummm, how bout a shotgun? SMG? Rocket launcher?" "NO! JUST A KNIFE!!!!" "ok"

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Demonix1433

Mar. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) definitely worthy of the hard badge, but perhaps, in future U.A.s, could u make it possible to eliminate at least one guard as well as the boss?

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jake2524

Mar. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Guard: Finding the assassin is easy, we just let him roam around and we pay close attention to...Look! New Guard: What!?!?! Guard: A penny! New Guard: Shouldn't we be looking for blood trails and hiding spots? Guard:Look, I don't know how they trained you, but this is obviously a clue to who murdered the boss, heads up means he went left, then right, then left again like this.

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billfrd6794

Oct. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) fail tutorial "watch out for these blue guys their smart"

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PsychoMan666

Jul. 2, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Would have been a great game, but the luck factor of the game and the bad AI f's it up. The bots make completely illogical decisions. Why do the bodyguards sometimes look in the same corner 3 times? Why do they seem to hang near you and the exit? Why do they make 180 degree turns in the middle of nowhere? Some other things that bugged me were the randomness of the exit spots and the fact bots dont follow bloody footprints. Isn't that hard to code that. And why doesnt the green guy see you, run away or raise alarm? Is he blind, crippled and a mute? If so... why would i want to kill him to begin with?! Id rather kill his bodyguards who seem to shoot me on sight without asking questions...

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TheLimppu

Feb. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Level 7: "Ok, everybody, form a perfect circle around the boss. Nobody's gonna get to him if we stay like this." "Hey, is anybody else starting to feel funny from the tacos we had earlier?" "OH CRAP! IT'S COMING RIGHT THROUGH ME!! EVERYBODY, START SEARCHING FOR A TOILET!!!"

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Kratix

Jun. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The people who think you should be able to kill guards don't get the point. You're meant to survive by stealth, not just killing everything in your way.

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101Kiffle101

Nov. 1, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) "look, he's standing next to that crate. Shall we walk up to him and put a bullet in his head? " "Nah, let's just keep missing until he gives up."

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arioxenfree

Oct. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) its been 30 seconds and we haven't found him yet, guess he decided to leave. back to your normal schedules cadets

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Apocrite145

Aug. 21, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) "He died."

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RandomMan

Oct. 28, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I am never hiring a bodyguard ever.

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flairstar5

Oct. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Wait, why don't you just dress up blue and have a gun...

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feud

Nov. 1, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) how did the assasin get into that sealed place anyway?

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fiver49

Oct. 29, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) "There are some security Guards in every Level. They are smart." ... if these guards are smart, I'd hate to see the dumb ones.

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Dustinator

Nov. 1, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Guard: I JUST SAW THE ASSASSIN AND- hey look a corner.

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crazy_gecko

Oct. 29, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) It is really embarrassing to be caught by a guard who just spent the last five minutes staring at a blank wall. Then again I am playing a character who brought a knife to a gun fight in an attempt to assassinate a blind person. So maybe I shouldn't complain.

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mkopl465

Jun. 8, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Guard "We should find him" assassin"Well ain't that a start" -_-

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mamaweegee9000

Oct. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) level editor would be amazing

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pilipinasmalakas

Apr. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Guy 1. THE BOSS IS DEAD! Guy 2. I WANT HIM DEAD, FIND HIM!. One second later fckit it! we cant find the assasin im gonna watch this corner.

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Naphiro

Mar. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) How do the guards know it's a male. "Kill him!" "Find Him!" I mean what the heck.

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Kaabii

Oct. 29, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) 4 guards saw me kill the guy and run into the bathroom. What do they do? Run around and stare at walls.

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Airtamis

Aug. 29, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Guard: "Where is He!?!" Me: "Please dont follow the bloody footprints, please don't follow the bloody footprints..."

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Gl1tch

Nov. 3, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Why is everyone attempting to copy the comments that got +'d instead of, you know, posting productive comments? Pretty good game, but the AI needs work. To improve, a better sound track and doors should be implemented. The fact that the target can walk around makes it really easy to just wait for the win. You should add extra medals that recognize if you beat a level without the alarm ever going off, it'd make for a good impossible badge and more gameplay.

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cupmanf

Jan. 6, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Love it when the guards say "He died" well I sure hope he dies after you shot in in the head.

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Tanner9898

May. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) In the Tutorial it says the guards are smart. Is that sarcasm?

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tons101

Jun. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Sir, I just saw someone walk into the bathroom" "Ok, have a check in there" "Theres no-one in there, maybe he's invisible" "yeah, and i spend my whole day staring at the wall, back to work"

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