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I'll tell you a joke about the impossible badge: Three guards walk into a room. I restart the level because that's where the target is.
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Damn finally got that impossible badge,and also some surprising facts:I have no hints for this imp,like Pi61 said,a little skills involved and a lot of praying to RNGesus and patience involved.also,you will rage a lot,it's U n e v i t a b l e
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Okay; there are a lot of horrible design elements in this game I can forgive. But guards staring through walls, shooting me when I'm nowhere near them, and psychically seeing me when I'm invisible goes too far. So does them "randomly" stopping and staring at exactly where I am until invisibility expires. That's not a bad hit box; that's deliberate programming
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Love this game! A bit frustrating that many times the levels are impossible to beat on ultimate based on the randomness of the guards, but it makes it that much more exciting when you get that run where everything goes right
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I like the fact that the guards have random set of movement, making the game somewhat more realistic. However, I really hate the fact that in order to get all achievements, you have to fully rely on luck, and little to no skills involved. Like, How exactly are you supposed to not get spotted, if the guards constantly stare at the extraction point, or the target for a whole minutes straight?
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Can the creator of this game make another called Ultimant Guard where you play as one of the body guards defending the green dude
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Stealth games work better when paths are scripted. The RNG in this one makes it feel less like a matter of skill and more one of luck.
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"press space too continue." after I did that it just kept making me do the fist tutorial part. I really liked this game, please someone tell me how to fix this
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first i wanna say i like it a lot, it's a lot of fun to try and sneak your way right between a wall and the guard while his line of sight is just enough for you to get through as well, however i have one complaint
i'm trying to go for the impossible achievement and i can't count how many times i have been forced to just stand there waiting for the guards to not camp the target, and when i finally have a chance to kill him it's either A
gone too long for "ultimate" or B someone either found me or is looking at the route i planned on taking
as the game is right now i feel like I have to die over and over until I get the perfect run with no faults
maybe make it so the the guards have to move around a bunch while also making it so that the target can't run around TOO much, that way it wouldn't be just about rng like it feels like right now. but hey i get it it's SUPPOSED to be challenging i just felt like it's a bit too much luck in a game about stealth and speed
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Impossible badge is just impossible. I really tried to. Got 5 achievements for all easy, medium, hard and 1st and 2nd professional levels, but the 3rd level is just undoable. :-(
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"He's ruining my day" the guy who signs your checks has a knife buried in his chest and thats what you are worried bout?
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Guard:*sees assassin going behind boxes in a small area* well an assassin is here i must go running around randomly not in the direction i saw them going!
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guard 1 "how many VIPs we lose this week?"
guard 2 " 347"
guard 1 " what!! how do we still have our jobs?
guard 2 " don't ask stupid questions"
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A monkey hitting keys at random on a keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely earn the Impossible badge.
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Way to ruin a fine game with idiotic achievements. Needs a way to restart immediately when one of the five achievements becomes unachievable, since 'taking your time' really isn't an option anymore. The 30 sec limitation makes the game way too luck-based and therefore repetitive on the highest difficulties. That said, I'd love to see many sequels, though – with badges better suited to the very nature of the game!
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the guards are hearing impaired (they cant hear you sprinting behind them) and short sighted (can only see in front of them). At this point I'm sure that the green guy is actually just a person who wants to employ and give money to disabled people. Probably donates to charities and stuff too.
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The target said "get lost" to me as I ran towards him, the guard just next to the target didn't even bother to turn his head. Job well done
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I like how the guards chase you before you kill the target: "Hey! there is a black guy there! We blue people dont like black, shoot him!"
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"No alarms & less than 30 seconds" to achieve Ultimate for a level
Me: Are you fuccking kidding me??? I just spent 30 seconds on simply trying evading the guard who are kissing the target's (boss's) a$$ and another 30 seconds on the way out without getting caught!
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Guard:''Hey!, fight like a man!!!''.... Assassin:No thank you. Butt i WILL IF THIS DARN WEIRD KNIFE CAN STAB YA!!!!!!!!!;.