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assassin: "haha! what now b**ches? I'm invisible!..... no.... don't stand there picking your nose.... i can only keep this up so long .... can you smell me or something?!? oh ****" *shots fired*
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guard 1: "I see a hair sticking out from behind a crate with my peripheral vision." Guard 2: "It's an assassin! kill it!"
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Boss: "go make me some coffee!" Guard: "who are you talking to boss?" Boss: "this cool assassin who can turn invisible." Guard: "ok. see you later boss."
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This game is objectively bad. Sorry, but you can't have a thirty second time limit and a have success be about 20% skill, 80% rng. Either have the guards follow certain rules or take off the time limit. Right now this is just rolling a die a bunch of times until you get the number you want.
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"Alright, I want you to guard me and protect me against assassins and such, but I don't want to feel like I'm being guarded, y'know what I mean? Do whatever it is you do, but don't come too close," the supervisor says. A nod. "We won't let you down, sir. We're the best quasi-guards in the country."
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The director doesn't look happy. "What do you mean he's dead? I told you five to guard the only access point to him!" The guards look around nervously. "Well, sir, we thought it would be a better idea to leave him by himself and wander around the building aimlessly. Accidents happen, sir."
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"Down to the ground!" the discombobulated guard yelled to the man in black he had so inadvertently stumbled upon while simultaneously allowing no reaction time and already filling him full of lead.
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"Shouldn't we at least investigate that giant hole which just opened up near us, then?" the first guard responded. "We don't have time for such trifles," the other one said, "if we are to keep an eye on the boss. Speaking of which, where is he? Come on, put your phone away and start searching. I believe those bloody footsteps were already here to begin with, so we can ignore those."
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"Should we perhaps use some optical aids in order to be able to see across the whole room?" one of the guards asks another. "God, Steven, you're taking this summer job way too seriously. We're doing fine," the other replies as a mysterious man sprints past them.
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"Is that a knife?" inquires the supervisor seemingly apropos of nothing but loud enough for the guards a few feet from him to hear it. "Should we perhaps look behind us to see what's there?" asks one of them another. "Nah," the other says, "he's probably talking to himself again. Now let's pass him and leave him alone for a while as the great guards we are."
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One of the guards found the body, and I was in a room next to a hallway, and the guard just kept going back and forth down the hallway. Great inspection.
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Getting the hard badge is mostly about luck because you can't know where the escape point is going to spawn and where the guards are going as it seems to be completely random.
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wish each level had some sort of planned route for the guards so you could actually have some sort of plan, other than.....run fast...hope you get lucky to beat the 30 second timer...without being seen....or having them find the body....
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A guard is running in circles right where im stelthing.
Hey let's stand on this one spot and stare at that wall and see if something happens.
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The game would be improved if we could hear squelching sounds when the assassin or the bodyguards run over the dead body of the green man, also if we could have some speech balloons from the guards shouting "Whhooaaa - I stepped in him again!" whenever they do this.
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so, one of the guards sees me, then every guard runs around frantically, and their boss is just walking around like he doesn't give a crap.
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Just ha a guard kill me, then, I guess to make sure of my death, he walks through my pool of blood and leaves a 10ft long trail, he then turns around and walks past me again. Anyone else think this guy wants to make sure he killed me???
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why cant you just use replay within the game... now i have to walk somewhere to let them shoot me.. takes 5 seconds for every try, and after 10000 times itll become annoying
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Now I remember why I gave up on this after finishing the hard set years ago, gd AI will waste half of your allotted time just getting to the target, and then getting back is near impossible, recent occasion was me being right next to the exit and i got spotted, jezus
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What's even the point of invisibility? If the guards spot you they kill you, if you run out of energy because you can't get away from the guard's line of sight they kill you, and if you try to disappear during an alarm, they kill you anyway. In other words, you're a sitting duck. In the end, you use your dash button because invisibility doesn't help. This makes the game unbalanced, something that a game requiring improvisation should not be. Seriously, I would rather invisibility drain stamina as fast as dash and you at least being able to walk. Because 90% of the time you'd rather be dashing, and the other 10% it just lowers the chances of completing the "Ultimate" achievement.
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this would be great if it were in 3D, ran unity, had teams and gamemodes, maybe even different classes, oh and a ranking system, chuck in servers... oh hell i'm just gonna play Of Guards and Thieves lul
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I just run,guards see me,shoot me a couple times,run to wrong side xD
It's so funny how guards see you,and when you get out of shooting sight,they go comepletely wrong way,lol,can't they see the blood that was on the floor when they were shooting you?
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This game is sometimes so funny,but really hard to beat at the same time.I'm still at hard,at level 26,and i can't go further :/
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"Hello, Mr. Assassin. i have a mission for you."
"What is it?"
"You have to go into the past and murder a bunch of targets"
"Sounds Easy."
"Well, there are also a lot of guards, which will shoot you on Sight."
"Can't i kill them?"
"No, you can't! You must kill ONLY the target!"
"..Okay.. So what equipment do i get?"
"You get invisibility and Superspeed."
"Oh cool!"
"Yeah, but you can use them only for a bunch of seconds, and then it has to recharge for a while."
"Okay... So, after i kill the target, how do i escape? Do you teleport me out immediately?"
"Not really, there will be a hole in the map which you can use to escape. But if the guard spot you, it will close for a while"
"And what weapons do i get? A super smart pistol which homes on targets? A silent Sniper rifle?"
"..."
"What?"
"You get a knife."