Comments for Hostage Crisis

avatar for Annihilator16
Annihilator16

Nov. 11, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I was sold at "Every wall can be blown up-"

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McDestructor

Nov. 13, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i think i'm going to pretend i'm kidnapping them, makes alot more sense

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Ro9ge

Nov. 9, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Hey, hostage, here's a tip. If you see a grenade thrown in front of you, run away from it, and don't run towards it.

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PheonixGRX

Nov. 11, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Hey folks, PheonixGRX here to teach you: "HOW TO SURVIVE A KIDNAPPING" Now first of all, walk the corridors freely, they wont care at all. The next step you should do is stand next to the kidnappers all the time, this gives you safety. Step 3, when the sculliwags send someone over to rescue you, don't hide, its his fault if you die. Next is number 4. If guns are firing, be sure to run in the way of them, also remember to stand where he throws his grenades, this is full of safety. Lastly, when a guy can shoot 3 grenades at once, and you're the last hostage, don't be afraid to stand in the line of fire. This has been PheonixGRX's special on "HOW TO SURVIVE A KIDNAPPING", be sure to follow these rules, and you will stay safe.

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fiver49

Nov. 9, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I like how my grenade took out both hostages but not the terrorist... :P

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helsmouth

Nov. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I love how it says "Whoops! You blew up" like its soemthing everyone does in real life on a daily basis XD

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Goobler402

Nov. 19, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) The hostages are suicidal.

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nightawaitsday

Nov. 17, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) so i finally reach the second to last level without dying too much, go to sleep ... and wake up to a wiped game ^o) brilliant. let's try that again, but without the part where the game got wiped.

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avatar for TheGreatKhan
TheGreatKhan

Dec. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Killed everyone on mission 14 and then rescued emily. She started talking. I shot her. Mission accomplished.

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avatar for Deathpawn9
Deathpawn9

Oct. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) -shoots hostage directly- "Accidental civilian termination. This was accidental right?" Of course :)

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TheAbominator

Jan. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "Accidental Civilian Termination! It was an accident, right?" is there a NO button when that pops up?

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check1893

Jul. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) why do you fight to get your girlfriend back when in ever level you save one or more hot babes?

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uradumdum2

Nov. 19, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) "oh, george!" *boom* "oh george ur guts just got splattered all over my dress!

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NonsaGashus

Nov. 19, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Of course this isn't Rambo... where's the combat knife?

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metsfan12694

Jan. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i love when a wall blows up but the terrorist behind it doesnt

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IMNOTCRAZY

Dec. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I like how the hostages automatically used themselves as meat shields for the terrorists.

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bowen10000

Dec. 12, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) has anyone considered the remote possibility that this guy is a pimp collecting his bitches?

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Tium

Nov. 18, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I can't be the only one who hates the explosive guns, they're just too easy to kill a hostage with, and you can't switch back.

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avatar for Simon_P
Simon_P

Nov. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) "Accidental civilian termination" I swear! It wasn't me! It was the big guy in tux blowing her up!

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Mech2000

Jan. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I" don't think my boss would be mad if i let one of them die..."

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linkfan1234

Jun. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Get rid of the K squares, it keeps messing up the flow of gameplay and getting me killed

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Tom456898

Jun. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Three months later he dumped emily.

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avatar for Helk
Helk

Nov. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) It'd be nice if hostages and hostage-takers couldn't occupy the exact same space, or if at least the hostage-taker was always on top. More than once I've gone in to claim a hostage and gotten derailed by a shotgun blast.

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uudvkor

Feb. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Just an observation: all of the hostages are women. What was that big gang of men planning to do with all of those beautiful women, I wonder...

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McJoggin

Sep. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I went to save a civilian, then I was like, Hey! Why does this civilian have a shotgun!? Turns out they were standing directly on top of a terrorist >_>

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justmikaela

Jul. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "It's okay, you're supposed to die alot." Why thank you, game.

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Swanmay

Dec. 8, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Y'know, this'd be kind of cool if the hostages didn't act like retards.

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Stradivarius8457

Nov. 25, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) You know it's BS when some random soldier shoots you and hits a civilian.

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multiman234

Nov. 20, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Spent like 5 minutes trying to kill the guy in the training mission, finally gave up and tried to get the hostage.... and finished the level. FML

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hazahaxa

Nov. 19, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) If you die just after getting the last hostage you still complete the level!

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avatar for Raz22
Raz22

Nov. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Would have been 5/5 if it only was longer. Nice game though.

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Elmyr

Nov. 11, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) One thing I really like about this game is that, despite the cartoonish graphics, it's incredibly realistic in the fact that bullets REALLY hurt!

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avatar for ForecastMammal
ForecastMammal

Nov. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Should have called this game "Stockholm Syndrome". Christ.

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avatar for IceFyre
IceFyre

Sep. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Those grenade launcher dude man... they piss me off so much in so many ways.

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romankappert

Jun. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) right aftrer i found emily she kept talking and talking and talking and talking so i threw a grenade at her it shut her up :D

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ElectricAxel

May. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Its amazing how you die in 1 bullet and they don't, specially with their bullet recoiling shotguns ... Nice game, though you could try fixing the hostage AI so they don't take the survival guide so seriously. ;P

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avatar for Dadaxganja
Dadaxganja

Nov. 19, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Now i know why the hostages are blonde!

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avatar for uberpizza3
uberpizza3

Jul. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Why can't I suicide bomb them?

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henerybrown

Dec. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) and one other thing, is it my fault the people that have been kidnapped have been brain washed into suicide bombers. Maybe they want to die!?

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avatar for Zeneeba
Zeneeba

Nov. 18, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) 5'ed for the great gifts. :D

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avatar for plujan
plujan

Nov. 18, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Everyone -- to recover your save data, go to the place where your Flash shared objects are stored (see the forum thread if you need help with that), go to chat.kongregate.com/gamez/0009/5626/live, and copy the contents of the hc.swf folder into hc__11_.swf. To the developer: please don't change the name of the .swf file when you upload a new version, because it causes everyone to lose their save files like this.

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avatar for war1
war1

Nov. 16, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I think the basic guards shotgus re a bit too good with a one hit kill

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avatar for DarthSitmus
DarthSitmus

Nov. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Very entertaining, although it has a remarkable resemblence to "True Lies" on the SNES. This one was better though.

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avatar for wefal
wefal

Nov. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Very nice game. Although some oh the higher levels were easy than lower ones, the last level was hell! But I managed to finish it after lots of deaths ^^...BADGES RAWR!

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avatar for Undershadow
Undershadow

Feb. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 1. Why are the hostages all women? 2. They should be hot enough to seduce the guards and escape. 3. If they aren't hot, why are we rescuing them?

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avatar for Mulliganster
Mulliganster

Nov. 12, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Everyone is so worried about how realistic the hostages act... yet no one is bothered by them teleporting upon rescue.

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06568

Oct. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) ummmm........ so how does this fall into the stealth category? seriously u run around blowing up stuff :P

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avatar for AlyxEsson
AlyxEsson

Nov. 9, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) the enemy got away with my gf and it said mission complete?? this dam game is on the enemy's side!! :D

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joshua64sid

May. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i want to be the "kidnappers" so instead of saving citizens i just kill everything

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avatar for Blackscreen
Blackscreen

Nov. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) 1st level: "Accidental Civilian Termination - it was an accident, right?" Meh, Let's call it an ill-begotten experiment...

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