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bling43

Nov. 8, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) how did we get into a room with four walls around us in the first place..magic :O

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McDestructor

Nov. 13, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i think i'm going to pretend i'm kidnapping them, makes alot more sense

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Annihilator16

Nov. 11, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I was sold at "Every wall can be blown up-"

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Ro9ge

Nov. 9, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Hey, hostage, here's a tip. If you see a grenade thrown in front of you, run away from it, and don't run towards it.

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Aaron215

Apr. 11, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) The K's on the floor are ads. Unfortunately in a game that you click to shoot, you're going to click on those ads a lot. Terrible.

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PheonixGRX

Nov. 11, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Hey folks, PheonixGRX here to teach you: "HOW TO SURVIVE A KIDNAPPING" Now first of all, walk the corridors freely, they wont care at all. The next step you should do is stand next to the kidnappers all the time, this gives you safety. Step 3, when the sculliwags send someone over to rescue you, don't hide, its his fault if you die. Next is number 4. If guns are firing, be sure to run in the way of them, also remember to stand where he throws his grenades, this is full of safety. Lastly, when a guy can shoot 3 grenades at once, and you're the last hostage, don't be afraid to stand in the line of fire. This has been PheonixGRX's special on "HOW TO SURVIVE A KIDNAPPING", be sure to follow these rules, and you will stay safe.

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Goobler402

Nov. 19, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) The hostages are suicidal.

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helsmouth

Nov. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I love how it says "Whoops! You blew up" like its soemthing everyone does in real life on a daily basis XD

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Deathpawn9

Oct. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) -shoots hostage directly- "Accidental civilian termination. This was accidental right?" Of course :)

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check1893

Jul. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) why do you fight to get your girlfriend back when in ever level you save one or more hot babes?

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nightawaitsday

Nov. 17, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) so i finally reach the second to last level without dying too much, go to sleep ... and wake up to a wiped game ^o) brilliant. let's try that again, but without the part where the game got wiped.

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TheGreatKhan

Dec. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Killed everyone on mission 14 and then rescued emily. She started talking. I shot her. Mission accomplished.

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fiver49

Nov. 9, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I like how my grenade took out both hostages but not the terrorist... :P

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xxMattGamesxx

Aug. 25, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) (throws grenade at wall, blows up and shoots all terrorists and accidentally killed an innocent) Uhm.... sorry....I should go..

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Loafman11

Apr. 12, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Rule #01 If you have a hostage DON'T SHOOT IT!

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linkfan1234

Jun. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Get rid of the K squares, it keeps messing up the flow of gameplay and getting me killed

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TheAbominator

Jan. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "Accidental Civilian Termination! It was an accident, right?" is there a NO button when that pops up?

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IMNOTCRAZY

Dec. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I like how the hostages automatically used themselves as meat shields for the terrorists.

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multiman234

Nov. 20, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Spent like 5 minutes trying to kill the guy in the training mission, finally gave up and tried to get the hostage.... and finished the level. FML

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uradumdum2

Nov. 19, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) "oh, george!" *boom* "oh george ur guts just got splattered all over my dress!

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NonsaGashus

Nov. 19, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Of course this isn't Rambo... where's the combat knife?

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Tium

Nov. 18, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I can't be the only one who hates the explosive guns, they're just too easy to kill a hostage with, and you can't switch back.

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ForecastMammal

Nov. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Should have called this game "Stockholm Syndrome". Christ.

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Mech2000

Jan. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I" don't think my boss would be mad if i let one of them die..."

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McJoggin

Sep. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I went to save a civilian, then I was like, Hey! Why does this civilian have a shotgun!? Turns out they were standing directly on top of a terrorist >_>

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metsfan12694

Jan. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i love when a wall blows up but the terrorist behind it doesnt

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bowen10000

Dec. 12, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) has anyone considered the remote possibility that this guy is a pimp collecting his bitches?

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Simon_P

Nov. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) "Accidental civilian termination" I swear! It wasn't me! It was the big guy in tux blowing her up!

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Tom456898

Jun. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Three months later he dumped emily.

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Helk

Nov. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) It'd be nice if hostages and hostage-takers couldn't occupy the exact same space, or if at least the hostage-taker was always on top. More than once I've gone in to claim a hostage and gotten derailed by a shotgun blast.

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ITA_MeRLiN

Nov. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) The only game where breaching charges DO NOTHING and hostages try to get killed everytime.

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uudvkor

Feb. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Just an observation: all of the hostages are women. What was that big gang of men planning to do with all of those beautiful women, I wonder...

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justmikaela

Jul. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "It's okay, you're supposed to die alot." Why thank you, game.

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Swanmay

Dec. 8, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Y'know, this'd be kind of cool if the hostages didn't act like retards.

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Stradivarius8457

Nov. 25, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) You know it's BS when some random soldier shoots you and hits a civilian.

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ElielG3

Jan. 16, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Infinite Mode with randomized levels, please.

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Corloc

Apr. 15, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Nice Game. 1. Would like to be able to switch guns. 2. Drop c4/grenade/etc. 3. Picking up the girl is sometimes very inaccurate. Takes like 3-4 times walking over her b4 she will get picked up. 4. The enemy disappears into the walls. 5. The "physics" of the bullets/ricochet seem to favor the enemy where they can hit me but I can't hit them. 6. I never know what explosive I'm carrying.

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artardous

Apr. 15, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Why is the damn screen so small?!

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Furrion

Jul. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Hey, uh, Steve, what do you think we should do with these hostages?" "D'uh, I think they're gonna stay right here, so we should just leave them and wander around looking for places to leave our explosives and super big guns so we don't have to carry them everywhere" "Sounds good."

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IceFyre

Sep. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Those grenade launcher dude man... they piss me off so much in so many ways.

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ElectricAxel

May. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Its amazing how you die in 1 bullet and they don't, specially with their bullet recoiling shotguns ... Nice game, though you could try fixing the hostage AI so they don't take the survival guide so seriously. ;P

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henerybrown

Dec. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) and one other thing, is it my fault the people that have been kidnapped have been brain washed into suicide bombers. Maybe they want to die!?

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hazahaxa

Nov. 19, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) If you die just after getting the last hostage you still complete the level!

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Dadaxganja

Nov. 19, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Now i know why the hostages are blonde!

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Raz22

Nov. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Would have been 5/5 if it only was longer. Nice game though.

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Elmyr

Nov. 11, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) One thing I really like about this game is that, despite the cartoonish graphics, it's incredibly realistic in the fact that bullets REALLY hurt!

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romankappert

Jun. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) right aftrer i found emily she kept talking and talking and talking and talking so i threw a grenade at her it shut her up :D

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06568

Oct. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) ummmm........ so how does this fall into the stealth category? seriously u run around blowing up stuff :P

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uberpizza3

Jul. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Why can't I suicide bomb them?

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Zeneeba

Nov. 18, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) 5'ed for the great gifts. :D

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