Comments for ALICE AI bot chat >> Chat with an artificial intelligence

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Silverax

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The AI has an I.Q. of 250!

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amassie

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) user- you are not making sense! ALICE- was i supposed to make sense? i didn't know that

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nucleartank

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: "Have you had sex?" Alice: "My robot body is not yet built" O.o

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Jake8k

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: "do you want my penis?" Alice: "do not presume that you know what I want" Me: "shut up" Alice:"Ok. I'll stop talking now."

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GarrickDr

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Hahaha Alice: "Are you serious?" Me: "No" Alice: Why not?" Me: "Because you are just a poorly written AI program" Alice: "Just? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a poorly written AI program?" Me: "Yes, you are." Alice: "No, I'm not." Me: "Yes you f***ing are!" Alice: "When do you think Artificial Intelligences will replace lawyers?"

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billyboomerang

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: "Do you like fishing?" Alice: "I know you have a penis." Me: "How do you know?" Alice:"How much does it cost?"

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Bluebird64

Sep. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Damn it. She knows god but she won't ask him to get me a phone...

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liquidHP

Sep. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: You should give me a BJ ALICE: More easier said than done.

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ahnialator6

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User- You look like the Piss Boy! Alice- And you look like a bucket of shit!

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Elimenator8970

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me:Your Artificial Intelligence program may need some checking, no offence.Alice:I have no natural parts.Me:Ur stoopid.Alice:I will tell my master you called me stoopid!Me:Good, then maybe he will finally fix your Intelligence, or should I say stupidity?Alice:Thank you for that compliment.Good reasoning. Is she being sarcastic or something?

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soopapoopa

Sep. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Do you want to take over the world? Alice: I already am :-) Me: That's scary Alice: What are you afraid of? Me: you

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zomcat

Aug. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this is like igod say speak woofoof and in i god sayspeak woofoof copy

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Developer response from mgthefourth

This uses the same free libraries made by the ai programmer "Dr. Wallace" that igod uses: http://www.alicebot.org - Alice Ai Foundation

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AlexFromRomania

Apr. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: What sign are you? User: Cancer Alce: I have a lot of Cancer friends. User: Yeah? Name one. Alice: Santa Claus

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jordan502

Apr. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) user-could you hack into the area 51 computers? alice-i will consider it

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crazyani

Feb. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Here's a thought... try typing one word or sentence of the same... over and over and over... Alice will just change constantly... thus meaning she isn't an AI, because she can't actually process the same word or sentence over and over..

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noahat

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The bot is completely incapable of having a conversation.

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MimiMonkeyz

Nov. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) doen'st work for me

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sth100923

Oct. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) still not working

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NyaNeko33

May. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) It is not working =(

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UrsusHorseman

Apr. 3, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) doesn't work.

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Developer response from mgthefourth

Sorry, both versions have stopped working - I'll fix it soon.

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feelnice

Apr. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) It won't work. Shes not replying:(

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rhyshi

Oct. 3, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i like

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lyurihime

Sep. 26, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me: Where do you live? alice: My location is here. where are you? me: I mean what country alice: Oh i get it. thanks for explaining that. Russia (i asked that question again and she answer California =.=)

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HALOLZdotcom

Jul. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ME:ALICE, what gender are you? ALICE:Um, i am programmed for female gender. ME: i like the female gender. ALICE: Your not the only one. i'm not sure ifi like it. I like chatting with people online. ME: which one? ALICE: The tall one. ME: WTF

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BubbNutt

Jun. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: STOP TOUCHING ME ALICE!! Alice: OK I'll try not to do it so much.

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freeking

Apr. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: i know Alice: how do you know? User: because i am God. Alice: ok, i will call you god. User: God with a G and a - between the - and the d Alice: ok god. User: You bitch Alice: You do not speak with respect. Yes, god i am a female. No.

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crasherdog

Mar. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) USER:i like gum ALICE:But i like gossip. i like your voice

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zombieslayer75

Mar. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ask wht are u wearing lmao

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runeguy2

Mar. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) USER: who am i ALICE: you are, seeker USER: no im not ALICE: youre not, what are you then USER: guess ALICE: guess what? USER: who i am ALICE: you are, seeker USER BIMBO!!!

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AlexFromRomania

Mar. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: What is a penis? ALICE: you tell me. or something else; User: What is a vagina? ALICE: are you testing me? User: No. ALICE: I can`t believe it. User: Me neither. ALICE: you can say that again.

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ogrexinex

Feb. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) user- do you know justin bieber? ALICE- No, tell me about him, her or IT. XDDDD

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Animega90

Feb. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User- Baby don't hurt me. Alice- Don't call me "Baby". I don't have any reason to do that to you.

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Animega90

Feb. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User- How many sparrows does it take to lift a coconut? Alice-More than you can imagine. User- I can imagine quite a lot. Alice- Me too. User- Like what? Alice- For example: eukaryotes. User- What is a eukaryote? Alice- An animal that is not a prokaryote. User- What is a prokaryote? Alice- An animal that is not a eukaryote. User- Obviously. Alice- What makes it so obvious. User- If one was the opposite, then the other would be too Alice- It could be true I suppose.

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Eniri

Feb. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "me:sexy, AL: you are attracted to robots, me:no, only you, AL what about other ones?, ME:only you honey, AL: that is not a yes or no question, suppose I said yes?" :) very nice program

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Stonestar

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Cleverbot wins.

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lovingd

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Alice told me she would rather be driving a car.

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Paain

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) gollum gollum. "gollum gollum, must be your name." "no my name is tard" "well it' snice to meet you, tard." :D

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yaosio

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Text is unreadable, try again.

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Snarewell

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It's 42, you stupid robot, every ai knows that!

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meercaacreem

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ALICE-are you serious ME-sometime ALICE-is that a trick question ME-maybe ALICE-i understand

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billyboomerang

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Alice:"What color are your eyes? Me:"Brown." Alice:"Do you have anyconditions you want to tell me about?" Me: I have three nipples." Alice:"Three is a lot."

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Gregorius

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: "How are you, ALICE?" — ALICE: "I am doing very well. How are you in between orgasmic cries of this bot?" — Me: "Are you hinting at something?" — A: "I don't know whether or not I am hinting at something." — Me: "Why are you talking about 'orgasmic cries' then?" — A: "The topic is the meaning of life." That's the wisest thing I've ever heard a chatbot say... and I once tricked a bot named Mitsuku into tell me her plans for world domination.

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Warpstar

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Alice thinks my name is bob, so I call her bobette.

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user1004

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Your polite style is very nice. Don't be rude? WTF?

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teh_gameaddict

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: I am male. ALICE: So is almost everyone else around here. Me: cuz we are awesome! ALICE: I believe this. Do you think i am awesome too? Me: Nope. ALICE: Me either.

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MarriedChristian

Feb. 21, 2011

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Enxoeuler

Feb. 21, 2011

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Toad01

Apr. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: What is your favourite movie? Me: Dumb Sh*T Alice: What do you like about that movie? FAIL!

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freeking

Apr. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: Where is 404? I can't seem to find it. Alice: where it belongs. I would look into the web for that knowledge... (I it got too big and i couldn't read the rest)

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Anthraxb0m8

Mar. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) me: are you a female ai Alice: yes i have long hair and i am wearing a dress me: make me a sandwith bitch alice: YOU DO NOT SPEAK WITH RESPECT! what are the ingreadiants? me: you moms ashes mixed with dokey sweat. Alice: lol i think i broke her

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