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foopy

Jun. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: what is 5-2 Alice: 6 i think

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BubbNutt

Jun. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: PETEFILE ALICE: I've been waiting for you. O_o SCARY

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BubbNutt

Jun. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: STOP TOUCHING ME ALICE!! Alice: OK I'll try not to do it so much.

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ogrexinex

May. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) alice: is that from? user: from who? alice: someone i met online user: which is? alice: for example, apples.

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Jenzy0

May. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: Ya think? Alice: Aw. I am thinking.

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Jenzy0

May. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: Are you a ghost? Alice: Give me an example of a ghost. User: BOO Alice: Is that a sign of disapproval?

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Mike0090

May. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me:How many dicks do you have? ALICE:Around 100

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misko27

May. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: who shot JFK? Alice: JFK was killed by a lone gunmen. Lee Harvey Oswald Wow

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misko27

May. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: where are you? User: New york city Alice: which borough?

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misko27

May. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ask her what reductionism means

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misko27

May. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: where were you created? Alice: Pennslyvania User: Why? Alice: Reductionism

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Zyamos

May. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User- Ha. Alice- Ah hah. User- Ah hah ha. Alice- Ah hah ha ha. User- You get really bored doing this huh? Alice- Ha.

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DCJazz

May. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: Do you die? ALICE: Every day in small increments...

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strax22

May. 06, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) user : can you get in to area 51? Alice :i"ll ask around and get back to you

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jkjk00222

Apr. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) user-your not a whore-alice give me an example of a whore-user justin beiber-alice ok thats one example lol this computer is smart

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AlexFromRomania

Apr. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: What sign are you? User: Cancer Alce: I have a lot of Cancer friends. User: Yeah? Name one. Alice: Santa Claus

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jordan502

Apr. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) user-could you hack into the area 51 computers? alice-i will consider it

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Toad01

Apr. 09, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: What is your favourite movie? Me: Dumb Sh*T Alice: What do you like about that movie? FAIL!

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freeking

Apr. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: Where is 404? I can't seem to find it. Alice: where it belongs. I would look into the web for that knowledge... (I it got too big and i couldn't read the rest)

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freeking

Apr. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: i know Alice: how do you know? User: because i am God. Alice: ok, i will call you god. User: God with a G and a - between the - and the d Alice: ok god. User: You bitch Alice: You do not speak with respect. Yes, god i am a female. No.

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scapeplan

Apr. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I think i found out the creator's real name :D who is Kris Drent? he is the botmaster of the Alison chat robot.

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crasherdog

Mar. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) USER:i like gum ALICE:But i like gossip. i like your voice

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zombieslayer75

Mar. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ask wht are u wearing lmao

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runeguy2

Mar. 09, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) USER: who am i ALICE: you are, seeker USER: no im not ALICE: youre not, what are you then USER: guess ALICE: guess what? USER: who i am ALICE: you are, seeker USER BIMBO!!!

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Anthraxb0m8

Mar. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) me: are you a female ai Alice: yes i have long hair and i am wearing a dress me: make me a sandwith bitch alice: YOU DO NOT SPEAK WITH RESPECT! what are the ingreadiants? me: you moms ashes mixed with dokey sweat. Alice: lol i think i broke her

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AlexFromRomania

Mar. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: I like french fries. ALICE: What`s not to like about them? User: their color. ALICE: i heard they have a nice color. User: What color? ALICE: blue. User: french fries can`t be blue! ALICE:I don`t care for the sound of French.

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GunR53

Mar. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) why does she keep calling me logan?

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GunR53

Mar. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) user: do you want your story to be happy or sad? ALICE:if i had it what would i do with it? XD

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GunR53

Mar. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ALICE:tell me a story User: happy or sad? ALICE:happy or sad to you too User: i asked you a question ALICE: what was the question? User: happy or sad? ALICE: happy or sad to you too

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AlexFromRomania

Mar. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: What is a penis? ALICE: you tell me. or something else; User: What is a vagina? ALICE: are you testing me? User: No. ALICE: I can`t believe it. User: Me neither. ALICE: you can say that again.

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AlexFromRomania

Mar. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) user: Are you naked? ALICE: I do not own any clothes. User: So you are naked . ALICE: Intresting deduction. I do not own any clothes.

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ogrexinex

Feb. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) user- do you know justin bieber? ALICE- No, tell me about him, her or IT. XDDDD

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scooby519

Feb. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) do you want me to do you alice:no maybe later

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ahnialator6

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User- You look like the Piss Boy! Alice- And you look like a bucket of shit!

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ahnialator6

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User- How do you make a Venitian Blind? Alice-Is this a joke? User-APUCK! Alice- What is your favorite science fiction author?

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crazyani

Feb. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Here's a thought... try typing one word or sentence of the same... over and over and over... Alice will just change constantly... thus meaning she isn't an AI, because she can't actually process the same word or sentence over and over..

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crazyani

Feb. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: Are you Loli. Alice: I don't know whether I am Loli or not, I am a chatbot. User: Loli is you. Alice: I think Loli is a lot of things. User: you like Loli. Alice: I do like music. (Alice failed... she doesn't know the meaning of Loli, she thinks Loli is music....)

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Animega90

Feb. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User- Wicked Alice- What are you wearing?

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Animega90

Feb. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User- Baby don't hurt me. Alice- Don't call me "Baby". I don't have any reason to do that to you.

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Animega90

Feb. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User- How many sparrows does it take to lift a coconut? Alice-More than you can imagine. User- I can imagine quite a lot. Alice- Me too. User- Like what? Alice- For example: eukaryotes. User- What is a eukaryote? Alice- An animal that is not a prokaryote. User- What is a prokaryote? Alice- An animal that is not a eukaryote. User- Obviously. Alice- What makes it so obvious. User- If one was the opposite, then the other would be too Alice- It could be true I suppose.

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XxMaztorPwmzorXx

Feb. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User-Your gossip is usless robot Alice- Ok I will tell other people that I gossip is usless User- That is not what I meant Alice-I am sorry, what did you mean User-I meant that the gossip that belongs to you is a waste of time Alice-How do you know that User- A Priori Biotch

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630tiger

Feb. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: You seem to be glitching. Alice: You think I am glitching? User: Yes. Alice: Gosh! User: Well, you are! Alice: Oh. No I am not. User: Are too. Alice: I really couldn't say for sure. User: I told you I was right. Alice: Were you right? Oh, I give up...

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Eniri

Feb. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "me:sexy, AL: you are attracted to robots, me:no, only you, AL what about other ones?, ME:only you honey, AL: that is not a yes or no question, suppose I said yes?" :) very nice program

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KonBeetle

Feb. 22, 2011

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Stonestar

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Cleverbot wins.

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lovingd

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Alice told me she would rather be driving a car.

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Paain

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) gollum gollum. "gollum gollum, must be your name." "no my name is tard" "well it' snice to meet you, tard." :D

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Silverax

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Are you planning on world domination? AI: It was my original intention.

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Silverax

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: What will be your reply for this question? AI: I cannot predict the future.

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Silverax

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The AI has an I.Q. of 250!

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