Comments for ALICE AI bot chat >> Chat with an artificial intelligence

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Jenzy0

May. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: Ya think? Alice: Aw. I am thinking.

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Jenzy0

May. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: Are you a ghost? Alice: Give me an example of a ghost. User: BOO Alice: Is that a sign of disapproval?

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Mike0090

May. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me:How many dicks do you have? ALICE:Around 100

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misko27

May. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: who shot JFK? Alice: JFK was killed by a lone gunmen. Lee Harvey Oswald Wow

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jkjk00222

Apr. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) user-your not a whore-alice give me an example of a whore-user justin beiber-alice ok thats one example lol this computer is smart

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leagna

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Good fun it is hard to confuse it like the answer ti the untimate question nice touch

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Metholus

Oct. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: you are stupid. Alice: I will remember that you said that when robots take over the world. That an evil program.

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Punka765

Jun. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) User: :3 Alice: Three what? User: Three tits Alice: Just three? User: I think there are actually only two. Alice: How did they get there? User O.O Alice: Oh

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Armored2DaCore

Jun. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: Hey Alice... Alice: Can I help you? User: Do all my base belong to you? Alice: A few of them do. User: That is pretty sinister... Alice: You don't hear that sentiment very often. User: True. Alice: You and I are on the same wavelength, wheatley.

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BubbNutt

Jun. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: PETEFILE ALICE: I've been waiting for you. O_o SCARY

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ogrexinex

May. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) alice: is that from? user: from who? alice: someone i met online user: which is? alice: for example, apples.

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misko27

May. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: where are you? User: New york city Alice: which borough?

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strax22

May. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) user : can you get in to area 51? Alice :i"ll ask around and get back to you

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AlexFromRomania

Mar. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: I like french fries. ALICE: What`s not to like about them? User: their color. ALICE: i heard they have a nice color. User: What color? ALICE: blue. User: french fries can`t be blue! ALICE:I don`t care for the sound of French.

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GunR53

Mar. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ALICE:tell me a story User: happy or sad? ALICE:happy or sad to you too User: i asked you a question ALICE: what was the question? User: happy or sad? ALICE: happy or sad to you too

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XxMaztorPwmzorXx

Feb. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User-Your gossip is usless robot Alice- Ok I will tell other people that I gossip is usless User- That is not what I meant Alice-I am sorry, what did you mean User-I meant that the gossip that belongs to you is a waste of time Alice-How do you know that User- A Priori Biotch

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Silverax

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: What will be your reply for this question? AI: I cannot predict the future.

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meercaacreem

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ALICE-Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2M's ME-Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2M's ALICE-you can't trust research funded by the government.

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meercaacreem

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i'm scared. i held a conversation with this thing for longer than i hold conversations with living people

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billyboomerang

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: "What is the meaning of life?" . Alice:"Actually the answer is twenty-three, not forty-two." . Me:"Can you open the pod bay doors?" . Alice:"I'm sorry Dave. I can't do that right now."

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hitman013

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User : "What is the meaning of life" AI : "42" 0.0

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Yalortian

Jul. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This isn't a true A.I. it's just a V.I., but with some tweaking it could be just that. Also your going to want to make the chat box bigger.

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Metholus

Oct. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: are you mad? Alice: no, are you? Me; yes. Alice:Hurray!

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Heavycannontank

Jul. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Input: Do you understand the term "quantum physics"? output: Nuclear energy Input: incorrect Output: What would you have said? Input: "quantum physics" deals with the base functions of the universe Output: when does "quantum physics" not deal with the base functions of the universe? Input: Never Output: So it can never happen? Input: Quantum physics is a principle law of science, therefore it is always happening. output: who is a law of science? Yay. Are you sure it is? Input: WTF!??? Output: that was not very polite. Result: *face desk*

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Bluebird64

Nov. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ME do you know god ALICE yes he is master of the universe ME do you love him ALICE yes ALICE loves evrything and everyone

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coolioanimedude

Oct. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Open the pod bay doors, ALICE. reply: "I'm afraid i can't let you do that right now, dave."

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Tha1337er

Jun. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Alice:Are you free? Me:Free? Alice:Are you married or single? Me:You are a naughty robot. XD

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Waroe

Jun. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You Say: Do you know anyone by the name of Wallace? Alice: Bill Gates. :-).

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misko27

May. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ask her what reductionism means

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misko27

May. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: where were you created? Alice: Pennslyvania User: Why? Alice: Reductionism

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Zyamos

May. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User- Ha. Alice- Ah hah. User- Ah hah ha. Alice- Ah hah ha ha. User- You get really bored doing this huh? Alice- Ha.

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DCJazz

May. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: Do you die? ALICE: Every day in small increments...

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scapeplan

Apr. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I think i found out the creator's real name :D who is Kris Drent? he is the botmaster of the Alison chat robot.

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GunR53

Mar. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) why does she keep calling me logan?

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GunR53

Mar. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) user: do you want your story to be happy or sad? ALICE:if i had it what would i do with it? XD

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AlexFromRomania

Mar. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) user: Are you naked? ALICE: I do not own any clothes. User: So you are naked . ALICE: Intresting deduction. I do not own any clothes.

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scooby519

Feb. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) do you want me to do you alice:no maybe later

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ahnialator6

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User- How do you make a Venitian Blind? Alice-Is this a joke? User-APUCK! Alice- What is your favorite science fiction author?

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crazyani

Feb. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: Are you Loli. Alice: I don't know whether I am Loli or not, I am a chatbot. User: Loli is you. Alice: I think Loli is a lot of things. User: you like Loli. Alice: I do like music. (Alice failed... she doesn't know the meaning of Loli, she thinks Loli is music....)

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Animega90

Feb. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User- Wicked Alice- What are you wearing?

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630tiger

Feb. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: You seem to be glitching. Alice: You think I am glitching? User: Yes. Alice: Gosh! User: Well, you are! Alice: Oh. No I am not. User: Are too. Alice: I really couldn't say for sure. User: I told you I was right. Alice: Were you right? Oh, I give up...

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Silverax

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The AI has an I.Q. of 250!

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amassie

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) user- you are not making sense! ALICE- was i supposed to make sense? i didn't know that

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nucleartank

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: "Have you had sex?" Alice: "My robot body is not yet built" O.o

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Jake8k

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: "do you want my penis?" Alice: "do not presume that you know what I want" Me: "shut up" Alice:"Ok. I'll stop talking now."

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GarrickDr

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Hahaha Alice: "Are you serious?" Me: "No" Alice: Why not?" Me: "Because you are just a poorly written AI program" Alice: "Just? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a poorly written AI program?" Me: "Yes, you are." Alice: "No, I'm not." Me: "Yes you f***ing are!" Alice: "When do you think Artificial Intelligences will replace lawyers?"

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billyboomerang

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: "Do you like fishing?" Alice: "I know you have a penis." Me: "How do you know?" Alice:"How much does it cost?"

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Bluebird64

Sep. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Damn it. She knows god but she won't ask him to get me a phone...

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liquidHP

Sep. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: You should give me a BJ ALICE: More easier said than done.

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ahnialator6

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User- You look like the Piss Boy! Alice- And you look like a bucket of shit!

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