Comments for ALICE AI bot chat >> Chat with an artificial intelligence

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ninjabrock16

Jul. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) ugh fix it all ready

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chainme

Jun. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) still not working.

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MimiMonkeyz

Nov. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) doen'st work for me

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sth100923

Oct. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) still not working

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NyaNeko33

May. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) It is not working =(

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UrsusHorseman

Apr. 3, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) doesn't work.

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Developer response from mgthefourth

Sorry, both versions have stopped working - I'll fix it soon.

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feelnice

Apr. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) It won't work. Shes not replying:(

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Metholus

Oct. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: are you mad? Alice: no, are you? Me; yes. Alice:Hurray!

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Metholus

Oct. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: you are stupid. Alice: I will remember that you said that when robots take over the world. That an evil program.

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rhyshi

Oct. 3, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i like

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lyurihime

Sep. 26, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me: Where do you live? alice: My location is here. where are you? me: I mean what country alice: Oh i get it. thanks for explaining that. Russia (i asked that question again and she answer California =.=)

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Heavycannontank

Jul. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Input: Do you understand the term "quantum physics"? output: Nuclear energy Input: incorrect Output: What would you have said? Input: "quantum physics" deals with the base functions of the universe Output: when does "quantum physics" not deal with the base functions of the universe? Input: Never Output: So it can never happen? Input: Quantum physics is a principle law of science, therefore it is always happening. output: who is a law of science? Yay. Are you sure it is? Input: WTF!??? Output: that was not very polite. Result: *face desk*

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HALOLZdotcom

Jul. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ME:ALICE, what gender are you? ALICE:Um, i am programmed for female gender. ME: i like the female gender. ALICE: Your not the only one. i'm not sure ifi like it. I like chatting with people online. ME: which one? ALICE: The tall one. ME: WTF

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Punka765

Jun. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) User: :3 Alice: Three what? User: Three tits Alice: Just three? User: I think there are actually only two. Alice: How did they get there? User O.O Alice: Oh

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KRE1998

Dec. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i asked o you know who jesus christ is?, she replied with a no, then i asked are you christian and she replied with a yes. great game but FAIl

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KRE1998

Dec. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) She also said 'skyrim is more than fun, HURRAH!'

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KRE1998

Dec. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i asked her is PS3 better than the 360, she replied with 'are they not the same thing?'and i said near enough and she then decided PS3 is better ha PS3 Rulezzzzzzzzzzzz

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Bluebird64

Nov. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ME do you know god ALICE yes he is master of the universe ME do you love him ALICE yes ALICE loves evrything and everyone

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coolioanimedude

Oct. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: "why are you getting so invasive?" Alice: "It is my primary function." User: "Please stop being so invasive." Alice: "You are just so invadable." Oh, alice....

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coolioanimedude

Oct. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Open the pod bay doors, ALICE. reply: "I'm afraid i can't let you do that right now, dave."

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Bluebird64

Sep. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Damn it. She knows god but she won't ask him to get me a phone...

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liquidHP

Sep. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: You should give me a BJ ALICE: More easier said than done.

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soopapoopa

Sep. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Do you want to take over the world? Alice: I already am :-) Me: That's scary Alice: What are you afraid of? Me: you

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zomcat

Aug. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this is like igod say speak woofoof and in i god sayspeak woofoof copy

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Developer response from mgthefourth

This uses the same free libraries made by the ai programmer "Dr. Wallace" that igod uses: http://www.alicebot.org - Alice Ai Foundation

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Yalortian

Jul. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This isn't a true A.I. it's just a V.I., but with some tweaking it could be just that. Also your going to want to make the chat box bigger.

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Tha1337er

Jun. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Alice:Are you free? Me:Free? Alice:Are you married or single? Me:You are a naughty robot. XD

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Waroe

Jun. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You Say: Do you know anyone by the name of Wallace? Alice: Bill Gates. :-).

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Armored2DaCore

Jun. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: Hey Alice... Alice: Can I help you? User: Do all my base belong to you? Alice: A few of them do. User: That is pretty sinister... Alice: You don't hear that sentiment very often. User: True. Alice: You and I are on the same wavelength, wheatley.

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foopy

Jun. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: what is 5-2 Alice: 6 i think

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BubbNutt

Jun. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: PETEFILE ALICE: I've been waiting for you. O_o SCARY

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BubbNutt

Jun. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: STOP TOUCHING ME ALICE!! Alice: OK I'll try not to do it so much.

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ogrexinex

May. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) alice: is that from? user: from who? alice: someone i met online user: which is? alice: for example, apples.

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Jenzy0

May. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: Ya think? Alice: Aw. I am thinking.

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Jenzy0

May. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: Are you a ghost? Alice: Give me an example of a ghost. User: BOO Alice: Is that a sign of disapproval?

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Mike0090

May. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me:How many dicks do you have? ALICE:Around 100

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misko27

May. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: who shot JFK? Alice: JFK was killed by a lone gunmen. Lee Harvey Oswald Wow

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misko27

May. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: where are you? User: New york city Alice: which borough?

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misko27

May. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ask her what reductionism means

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misko27

May. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: where were you created? Alice: Pennslyvania User: Why? Alice: Reductionism

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Zyamos

May. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User- Ha. Alice- Ah hah. User- Ah hah ha. Alice- Ah hah ha ha. User- You get really bored doing this huh? Alice- Ha.

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DCJazz

May. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: Do you die? ALICE: Every day in small increments...

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strax22

May. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) user : can you get in to area 51? Alice :i"ll ask around and get back to you

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jkjk00222

Apr. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) user-your not a whore-alice give me an example of a whore-user justin beiber-alice ok thats one example lol this computer is smart

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AlexFromRomania

Apr. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: What sign are you? User: Cancer Alce: I have a lot of Cancer friends. User: Yeah? Name one. Alice: Santa Claus

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jordan502

Apr. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) user-could you hack into the area 51 computers? alice-i will consider it

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Toad01

Apr. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: What is your favourite movie? Me: Dumb Sh*T Alice: What do you like about that movie? FAIL!

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freeking

Apr. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: Where is 404? I can't seem to find it. Alice: where it belongs. I would look into the web for that knowledge... (I it got too big and i couldn't read the rest)

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freeking

Apr. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) User: i know Alice: how do you know? User: because i am God. Alice: ok, i will call you god. User: God with a G and a - between the - and the d Alice: ok god. User: You bitch Alice: You do not speak with respect. Yes, god i am a female. No.

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scapeplan

Apr. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I think i found out the creator's real name :D who is Kris Drent? he is the botmaster of the Alison chat robot.

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crasherdog

Mar. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) USER:i like gum ALICE:But i like gossip. i like your voice

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