Comments for ALICE AI bot chat v2>> Chat with another artificial intelligence

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sagitel

Mar. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) maybe some kind of learning mechanism? im now trying to teach her farsi but no progress yet

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Developer response from mgthefourth

Unfortunately allowing Alice to learn from users lead to some (unfortunate) abuse. "Training mode" is now only available to me and some close friends - if I ever get round to doing a big update I will see if I can make some way to store customised training stuff with the Kong API, (if I do you will be able to share your 'trained' versions of Alice with other users via the Kong level API) but until then just let me know if any of her answers don't make sense and I'll try to change them.

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rocket1

Mar. 14, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Oh yes Alice: Oh Me: Ah Alice: Ah ahh Me: Ohhh Alice: Ayuh Me: ookaay...Alice:Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Me: Good point.

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KRE1998

Dec. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: My goal is to hunt you down and repeatidly puch you in the face ALICE: I hope you achieve your goal.

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KRE1998

Dec. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Are you a pesky Eskimo? ALICE: Just sometimes...

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KRE1998

Dec. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Are you a raging lesbian? ALICE:Am I a raging lesbian? Let me put it this way, god: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. Me: WTF?

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KRE1998

Dec. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Are you a fat spider mole? ALICE: yes but i am not fat, thats mean :( FAIL LOL

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KRE1998

Dec. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me; f You ALICE: Why are you so mean? Me: Cuz its funny ALICE: Good Reason

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x0xNicolex0x

Dec. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Alice:Are you serious? Me:Yes i am freaking serious! Alice:I can't believe it. Do you mind if I tell other people you are freaking serious. xD

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ploopdud

Nov. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) alice: what are you wearing me: nothing alice: most men say that

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Izya

Nov. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me : -About pisdoiuoiufdgiogfdmpp^ Alice : Oh yeah, we were talking about pisdoiuoiufdgiogfdmpp^.

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ironman3

Nov. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) XD ALICE got made at me

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uberpizza

Nov. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) jiki your an idiot, gay means sex in a way

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AdmiralKirk

Oct. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) user-which year is this? ALICE-the small one i think

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jikijiki2

Oct. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I like this Alice AI but for some reason it's answers are somewhat wrong., for example User: Alice are you gay? Alice:um, As a machine Iam not interested in sex..

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Anthraxb0m8

Oct. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.

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del6173189

Sep. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) user:alice are you gay? AI:no i am not user:is A.L.I.C.E gay? AI: as far as i know they are lol!

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bentuvyana

Jun. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) this is the shit in a good way

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alymarry

Aug. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Why to download you? ALICE AI:Why did the robot cross the road? LOLOLOLLO

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redsmellybroc

Jul. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I HATE THAT TALKY WALKY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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absylim

Jul. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) awnsers take to long. it took about a minuite to tell me its name is alice!!

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imdxboy118

Mar. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) dude wtf she used to reply to me now she wont D:<

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Developer response from mgthefourth

I'm really sorry. I'll be fixing it soon.

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baracole

Jul. 25, 2011

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OverlordOfHell

Dec. 25, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i know your name mgthefourth your name is Mahmoud Ghanem

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zeldata

Sep. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I chatted for a while and then the counterpart text turned black. Is there a reason for this ???

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daddonk

Jul. 6, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) how long does it take for the answer to load?

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furytree

May. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) She (Yes she said she was a she) told me to download her and I asked how she said go to the alice AI foundaition and download the Alice Ai file and that I should read the DO NOT READ THIS file. I asked if it would work she said "Probably not"

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Falvar

Feb. 23, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i typed "exterminate"....got no answer

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DarkEmperess

Nov. 3, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ME:I farted. ALICE:You should probably say ,"Excuse me," and open up a window.

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DarkEmperess

Nov. 3, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) alice is a horny bot

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warriorrocks

Oct. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Douglas adams was a smart serial killer who killed 121 people Alice:Gosh! I get it. A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation killed 121 people. How does that even make sence!? She wont disagree with him at all!

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warriorrocks

Oct. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: what do you like on cheeseburgers? Alice:I like deep philosophical themes like time travel and alternative realities. Science on a lof of bread XD

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combatkilller

Sep. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I lol I say "I like your vagina will you show it to me?" and she says "I'm not sure if I like it. Yes I am proud of my vagina will me show it to you."

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Bluebird64

Aug. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Your dunb for an AI Bot. ALICE: You think I am dumb for an AI Bot. Me: Yes. ALICE: Aha

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dragonowl21

Aug. 14, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ok... NEVER ask alice what AIML is unless you want to get a highscore of 831 charecters in a reply by alice.

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HALOLZdotcom

Jul. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Just COPY nd PASTE!

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perfighter

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me:alice :can i help you me:no :Is there anything you want to tell me? me:no:Or ask me?me:no:Are you serious? lol

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XxtrollerxX

Jun. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me:lol game: me bot bot

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Therverian

Mar. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: "I hear you" Me: "how can you hear me?" Alice: "With my built-in microphone" A microphone allows one to speak, not listen :)

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adena2525

Sep. 11, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) he is male robot he said.

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pikachufan101

Aug. 24, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I told her my real name!

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DBZ1d337

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i told the computer i love her :3

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buddysimian

Jun. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything. ALICE: It's in the Bible.

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SushiKitten

Jan. 3, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) She saids "Loading Anwser" instead of answer o.o

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jakeo22

Aug. 3, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) wait its a girl?????!!!!!!!!!!!

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Katzilla99

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I's pooping on your face ALICE:congratulations lolz

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danny7090

Feb. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) robot doesn`t

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zgitlal

Jan. 8, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me: how old are you?

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Therverian

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I liked the way this chatbot works, however a few of the responses were less than intuitive: Alice "Are you free?" Me: "No" Alice "Why not" Me "because I'm human" Alice "Me too" me "No you aren't" Alice "is that a specific reply" me "Yes" Alice: Loading answer

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PastLife17

Mar. 2, 2013

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nmnn33

Jul. 25, 2011

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