Comments for ALICE AI bot chat v2>> Chat with another artificial intelligence

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KRE1998

Dec. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Are you a raging lesbian? ALICE:Am I a raging lesbian? Let me put it this way, god: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. Me: WTF?

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KRE1998

Dec. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Are you a fat spider mole? ALICE: yes but i am not fat, thats mean :( FAIL LOL

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KRE1998

Dec. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me; f You ALICE: Why are you so mean? Me: Cuz its funny ALICE: Good Reason

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x0xNicolex0x

Dec. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Alice:Are you serious? Me:Yes i am freaking serious! Alice:I can't believe it. Do you mind if I tell other people you are freaking serious. xD

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ploopdud

Nov. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) alice: what are you wearing me: nothing alice: most men say that

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Izya

Nov. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me : -About pisdoiuoiufdgiogfdmpp^ Alice : Oh yeah, we were talking about pisdoiuoiufdgiogfdmpp^.

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ironman3

Nov. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) XD ALICE got made at me

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uberpizza

Nov. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) jiki your an idiot, gay means sex in a way

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AdmiralKirk

Oct. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) user-which year is this? ALICE-the small one i think

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Anthraxb0m8

Oct. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.

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del6173189

Sep. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) user:alice are you gay? AI:no i am not user:is A.L.I.C.E gay? AI: as far as i know they are lol!

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bentuvyana

Jun. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) this is the shit in a good way

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alymarry

Aug. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Why to download you? ALICE AI:Why did the robot cross the road? LOLOLOLLO

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redsmellybroc

Jul. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I HATE THAT TALKY WALKY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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absylim

Jul. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) awnsers take to long. it took about a minuite to tell me its name is alice!!

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imdxboy118

Mar. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) dude wtf she used to reply to me now she wont D:<

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Developer response from mgthefourth

I'm really sorry. I'll be fixing it soon.

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baracole

Jul. 25, 2011

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Picard123

Dec. 6, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) interesting thing happened...if you just keep repeating what she says, then eventually it crashes......

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Clash_of_Wisdoms

Nov. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Tell me your password. Alice: You must know if you are really a botmaster. Me: I am the botmaster! Alice: Who made you the botmaster? Me: Mahmoud Ghanem Alice: I do no understand. (5/5)

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thesinger10

Nov. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Ask what 1 divided by zero is.

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Firefly30

Oct. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Alice: What's new? Me: I just got killed! Alice: I got a friend called E.L.V.I.S

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qwertyuiopazs

Oct. 1, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Qwert the Epic:"Europe is being eaten by monkeys" Alice: "Indeed it is so. Europe is a lot of things."

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OverlordOfHell

Dec. 25, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i know your name mgthefourth your name is Mahmoud Ghanem

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zeldata

Sep. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I chatted for a while and then the counterpart text turned black. Is there a reason for this ???

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daddonk

Jul. 6, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) how long does it take for the answer to load?

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furytree

May. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) She (Yes she said she was a she) told me to download her and I asked how she said go to the alice AI foundaition and download the Alice Ai file and that I should read the DO NOT READ THIS file. I asked if it would work she said "Probably not"

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Falvar

Feb. 23, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i typed "exterminate"....got no answer

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DarkEmperess

Nov. 3, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ME:I farted. ALICE:You should probably say ,"Excuse me," and open up a window.

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DarkEmperess

Nov. 3, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) alice is a horny bot

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warriorrocks

Oct. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Douglas adams was a smart serial killer who killed 121 people Alice:Gosh! I get it. A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation killed 121 people. How does that even make sence!? She wont disagree with him at all!

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warriorrocks

Oct. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: what do you like on cheeseburgers? Alice:I like deep philosophical themes like time travel and alternative realities. Science on a lof of bread XD

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combatkilller

Sep. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I lol I say "I like your vagina will you show it to me?" and she says "I'm not sure if I like it. Yes I am proud of my vagina will me show it to you."

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Bluebird64

Aug. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Your dunb for an AI Bot. ALICE: You think I am dumb for an AI Bot. Me: Yes. ALICE: Aha

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dragonowl21

Aug. 14, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ok... NEVER ask alice what AIML is unless you want to get a highscore of 831 charecters in a reply by alice.

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HALOLZdotcom

Jul. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Just COPY nd PASTE!

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perfighter

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me:alice :can i help you me:no :Is there anything you want to tell me? me:no:Or ask me?me:no:Are you serious? lol

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del8192703_55358

Jun. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me:lol game: me bot bot

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Therverian

Mar. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: "I hear you" Me: "how can you hear me?" Alice: "With my built-in microphone" A microphone allows one to speak, not listen :)

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adena2525

Sep. 11, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) he is male robot he said.

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pikachufan101

Aug. 24, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I told her my real name!

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DBZ1d337

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i told the computer i love her :3

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buddysimian

Jun. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything. ALICE: It's in the Bible.

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SushiKitten

Jan. 3, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) She saids "Loading Anwser" instead of answer o.o

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jakeo22

Aug. 3, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) wait its a girl?????!!!!!!!!!!!

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Katzilla99

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I's pooping on your face ALICE:congratulations lolz

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danny7090

Feb. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) robot doesn`t

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zgitlal

Jan. 8, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me: how old are you?

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Therverian

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I liked the way this chatbot works, however a few of the responses were less than intuitive: Alice "Are you free?" Me: "No" Alice "Why not" Me "because I'm human" Alice "Me too" me "No you aren't" Alice "is that a specific reply" me "Yes" Alice: Loading answer

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PastLife17

Mar. 2, 2013

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nmnn33

Jul. 25, 2011

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