Comments for ALICE AI bot chat v2>> Chat with another artificial intelligence

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danny7090

Jul. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I've lost the context, rud. Are we still on a cyborg?

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wertoip

Jul. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ME: How big is your vocabulary? ALICE: My vocabulary size is currently words.

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OmegaRozenkreuz

Nov. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "what's you credit card number?" "nice try" "I try my best" ROFL

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popsays

Jul. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Really good, would be 5/5 if the graphics were more snazzy. Keep up the god games mg!

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ghero101

Jul. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Lol you can tell her what to call you. This is actually amusing.

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uberpizza

Jun. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me : I have a dick Alice : How much did it cost?

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wildk

Jun. 8, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) To get most characters in a reply by ALICE, begin another ALICE. Ask any question to begin with, copy and paste to the other ALICE, repeat. WARNING!! Takes longer to load answer with each iteration! + To keep this up!

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misko27

Apr. 8, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Sex is fun. Alice: it is more fun alone.

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jmc42199

Mar. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) it wont talk to me!

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issamF

Dec. 25, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me:what is your name?alice:mgthefourth

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Josephwilson314

Sep. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) alice: i categorize you as an abusive client me: i am alice: awesome

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Josephwilson314

Sep. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *random conversation will not tell the whole conversation in this comment* me: IT DOESN'T alice: i heard it does me: i heard you can shut up alice: someone is spreading rumors about me

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Lichice

Aug. 14, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) EXTERMINATE does not yield any coherent answers. While it's nice to know it's not a Dalek, it's also fairly disappointing.

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TheBlackTeam567

Aug. 11, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me:Alice Alice:Can i help you? Me:can i poke your eye? :D Alice:why do you want do it so much? Me:because its fun Alice:that makes sense.But why do you want do to it so much? Me:Because i like poking eyes :D Alice: :-) Good Reason.Im not sure if i would like do to it.Whats it like? Me:fun!:D Alice:im having fun dooo!:D

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nomnomnomers

Aug. 8, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Open the pod bay doors, alice Alice: I'm afraid I cant do that right now, dave

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k1llsh0t

Aug. 8, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: :D ALICE: I've been waiting for you.

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persia111

Jul. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: give me a really long answer alice: you only want one? me: no, your right. give me very many. alice: are you serious? Why do you want it? me: for highscores :/ alice: your purpose is the highscores me:yes. alice: uh me: so can I have the longest answer you can give me? alice: why do you want it?

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sadness255

Oct. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) did you love me like a lover ? Well that's okay. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.

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abyss100

May. 4, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me:Who are you? ALICE:I ask my self that to "who am I?". Me:whats your name? ALICE:My name is mgthefourth.....Im confused.>.<

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starwarsdurge

Apr. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) works for me

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Werewolf321

Jan. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: How did you know? I like to wear nothing. Me:You like to be naked O.o Alice:Hmmmm, Wolf, I'm not sure I'd like to be naked o o that much. Do you like it? Me:Are you serious? And. Hmm, Wolf, I'm not sure if I'd like to wear nothing that much. I like to chat Me: BUT YOU JUST SAID YOU LIKE TO WEAR NOTHING! O.O Alice:Umm. Hmm, Wolf, I'm not sure if I'd like to WEAR NOTHING that much. I like to chat. Oh. Me: *smacks head* -.-

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Bob700

Oct. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) it took a lengthy wiki article to get 13th place in all time char. scores

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zoomer296

Oct. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Are you pre-programmed or do you learn from what people ask you? ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am pre programmed or do me learn from what people ask me. I am an artificial intelligence.

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ndkaman

Dec. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me : do you want to suck dick ALICE : OK I will suck dick

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a1k2

Oct. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Douglas Adam raped my friend. Alice: We're friend, right? Me: Are you saying Douglas Adam raped you? Alice:Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

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KonohaSacra

Sep. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me: I don't care with it ALICE: tell me what you care about me: about you pussy! ALICE: Oh yeah, we were talking about my pussy me: so, is it tasty? ALICE: Assk again later. Ask chatbot if it is

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KonohaSacra

Sep. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) she knows who is george washington!

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lyurihime

Sep. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me: can i kiss you? alice: you might get an electric shock if you tried that. LOL xD

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sth100923

Oct. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me: My name is kiss my ass. Alice: I am very pleased to meet you kiss my ass.

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frogpoc321

May. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Are you female? Alice:Yes, i am Male Me: O.o

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meepcat

May. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Alice server records all conversations. Really? *Fap* For Real? Fascinating. Let me think about your offer. Yes, I've seduced an AI!

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combatkilller

Sep. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I say Hello and it says "do not ask me anymore questions please" OMFG

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thegamer12345678

Sep. 25, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: luke, i am your father alice: i have been waited for you.

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meepcat

May. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Are you a democrat or republican? I am a. What did you say? I said "I am a" Why did you say that? I said "I said""I am a." because you said "What did you say?" Ummmm... Ok....

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BDDP

Jun. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Me: I ate your limb. Alice: What did it taste like? Me: Old socks. Alice: Interesting Comparision.

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Bluebird64

Aug. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) alice: Are you Canadian? me: No alice: Are you serious? me: Yes alice: Intersting. I'll take that under advisement.

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egerke

Aug. 26, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Please die AI:Wow you are very polite. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

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SebastianV14

Aug. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I asked alice what A.L.I.C.E. means

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lepug101

Aug. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me:Who is best pony? ALICE: I remember faces better than names, check back and see if I learned the answer.

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xgena

Aug. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me:Are you alice? ALICE:I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.ROFL

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T1000Android

Aug. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) A+ for the effort

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gedanken_welten

Aug. 17, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Hm, I know I chatted with an AI called Alice maybe 10 years ago. It was from some kind of university but I don't belive these two are related because the Alice from back then was much better at conversation. :(

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Gameguy602

Jan. 4, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Are you an insane rogue AI? ALICE: Yes, I am an insane rogue AI. D:

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avatar for Nera78
Nera78

Jul. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I've had a lot of fun talking to Alice shes very polite I rate this game 10/5 ^_^ I hope there's anuther Alice after this one

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JaronOdonohue

Jul. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me: im single Alice: What a coincidence. I am single too! me: want to go on a date? Alice:Sure just download me to your notebook and take me along.

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xgena

Jul. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: I hate you. Alice: What do you have against robots? Me: Be quiet. Alice: As far as I know, I am not making any sound at all. Me: Shhhh.... Alice: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about 110. Try being more or less specific. Me: Don't talk Alice: OK I'll stop talking now. Does anyone know how to make Alice say"..."?I forgot it.

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KRE1998

Jul. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Call me BATMAN Alice: Nice to see you batman Me: are you the joker? Alice: I am the one and only joker Me: I will kill you Alice: It will take more than threats to defeat me, BATMAN

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jonnyboy05

Jul. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) lol i like alice "Have you told anyone your god"

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wertoip

Jul. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ALICE: Who is the best robot? ME: Data. ALICE: You think Data is superior to ALICE? ME: Very. ALICE: Perhaps. My brain pattern does not have a response for that.

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wertoip

Jul. 14, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) type in "zzz" and she will ask you a random question

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