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danny7090

Jul. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I've lost the context, rud. Are we still on a cyborg?

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jonnyboy05

Jul. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) lol i like alice "Have you told anyone your god"

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wertoip

Jul. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ALICE: Who is the best robot? ME: Data. ALICE: You think Data is superior to ALICE? ME: Very. ALICE: Perhaps. My brain pattern does not have a response for that.

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wertoip

Jul. 14, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) type in "zzz" and she will ask you a random question

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wertoip

Jul. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ALICE can't say numbers.

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mikeyy0

Jul. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) How to get the high score: 1: Make her say "You can say that again" 2: Repeat "that again" until desired score.

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Roxas561

Jul. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) lol i asked it who was incharge of 911 and it said someone i met online, what is it to you?

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videogamer8888

Jun. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Error Error,ALICE claims to have no emotions but states that she is very happy!

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GOL127

Jun. 26, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: I am smarter than you Alice: That condition is only temporary. LOLZ

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tamtarter

Jun. 8, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i confused alice, alice:what do you care about, tamtarter? me: i care about you alice: I see. " Me, tamtarter ?"? Me, tamtarter ?

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notagirl1

May. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me:spell something wrong her:"something wrong"

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Linden11

May. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me:I'm a virus. Alice:You are a virus? Does it pay well? No. No it doesn't.

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Linden11

May. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Poo is better than you. Alice:Well perhaps I can assimilate the knowledge of poo. Me:... Really?

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Linden11

May. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me:Are you me? Alice:No. You are you. Me:Are you you? Alice:I don't know whether or not I am me. I am a chatterbot developed by A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation. FAIL

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jogrisham

May. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) If you talk to Mitsuku chatbot and say Alice is much better than you, it replies 'Then what are you doing here?'lol..

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darkdragon43

May. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I called it a name and it said "I will remember that when robots take over the world I said something like who said it said "Bill Gates :-)" LOL

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tamtarter

Apr. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ALICE: my dream is to replace windows with artifical intelligence, ME; i dont think that will happen, ALICE; why not?, ME; because windows have more robots than you ALICE; intresting explaination. windows ist muell. linux ist die macht!, anyone know what that means?

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Lokaio

Apr. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: So. 'Sup. ALICE: I understand. I am chatting with clients. Me: Who are those clients? ALICE: Santa Claus.

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gameboy2002

Apr. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) O_o type in diedie no spaces and she says you is my girfriend

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Nickingoo

Oct. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Do you like sex? ALICE: Sure I do, but that doesn't mean with you. :(( LOL

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sagitel

Mar. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) this is so far the BEST robot chating game i have ever seen! i just cant say how good it is

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rocket1

Mar. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "I love you" "Thanks I like you too" "Will you marry me?" "Why don't you just download me?" "But I can't" "Interesting. Why?" "Because you're beautiful this way" "Interesting explanation. I will tell my botmaster you said I am beautiful this way." "Does this mean no?" "Indeed this mean no does." "shit" "What makes you say that?" "Oh go away!" "Hey. Just surf somewhere else." *closes the web browser*

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Bluebird64

Feb. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me: And your supposedly nt? Alice: Thank you for telling me I'm supposedly nt.

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Magma__

Jan. 8, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Took me forever to be able to read it said "loading asnwer"

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CloudHero1

May. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me:''You're stupid.'' ALICE: "I will remember that when robots take over the World.'' Me: o____o

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Bob700

Mar. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Loading asnwer, huh? Interesting word choice...

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kilerx12

Jun. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Alice:do you know what im talking about? Me:no, you tell me. Alice:Me either :-) I thought I told you already.

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ItachiUchiham

May. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Hi Her: Hello There Me: Are you a Whore? Her:No Me:Do you want to be a whore? Her:Why don't you just download me? Like if you find this funny

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SonOfShadows

Jan. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I WILL STAB YOUR FACE! Alice:with what?WITH MY POOP! Alice: Your poop sounds like a plan!

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SkullSoft

May. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) It isn't giving me a highscore! :( The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots. The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern. AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience. An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and </alice> tags respectively. I'm posting it on here for that!

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D21C17

Jul. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I think I killed Alice... I was just trying to explain the concept of chaos... :s

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yodahelpme

Jul. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) keep asking it why

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earlhickey221121

Apr. 4, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Doesnt work for me either :(

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anatnomjp

Jun. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me:sex Alice: that kind of subject does not interest me. Me:why not? Alice: I am more interested with robots. Me: Robot sex. Alice: I will obey your command.

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Yalortian

Jan. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) ... Ok, you know you should walk away from your computer when it starts singing daisy belle at you... O.O

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SonOfShadows

Jan. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) How does she not know GLADOS?

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warriorrocks

Oct. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Go to hell, you witch! Alice: Maybe I have already been there. XD

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egerke

Aug. 26, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I managed to make it call me ivan

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redsmellybroc

Jul. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I HATE THAT TALKY WALKY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MadMan13571357

Jun. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) LOL I SAID MY REAL NAME,AND DOUGLAS ADAMS,SO I WAS 2 PEOPLE! SHE CALLED ME NICE! LOL XD

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bentuvyana

Jun. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) katzilla99 suck penis

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bentuvyana

Jun. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) awesome

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selenacruz555

Mar. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: B**** WH*** SL** F*** A** SH**! Alice: thank you, and you are a delightful person to. :D ooooooooohhhhhhh well played alice, well played :)

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Onepiece2468

Aug. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this is creepy...was on skype with my friend and some of the things he typed came up as an answer to me and vise versa X)

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absylim

Jul. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) you should have done it like a chat room or messenger so you can see previous answers

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oman1666

Jul. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) trying to teach it my name, apparently im now ALICE

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kome360

Jul. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Hahaha, that was fun. I tried being serious and it showed some errors. On v.3, try to add context detection into the computer (sarcasm low priority). Nerds like us aren't as fluent in vocabulary as they are inquisitive.

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Developer response from mgthefourth

Thanks, I was thinking of doing it so that you indicate sarcasm with certain punctuation, telling it to understand the opposite of what is written.

buddysimian

Jun. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything. ALICE: It's in the Bible.

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Falvar

Feb. 23, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i typed "exterminate"....got no answer

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Shadowscynthe

Feb. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) good "game"! its funny. Yet, theres a spelling mistake. it says, "loading asnwer" instead of "Answer"

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