Comments for ALICE AI bot chat v2>> Chat with another artificial intelligence

avatar for xgena
xgena

Jul. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: I hate you. Alice: What do you have against robots? Me: Be quiet. Alice: As far as I know, I am not making any sound at all. Me: Shhhh.... Alice: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about 110. Try being more or less specific. Me: Don't talk Alice: OK I'll stop talking now. Does anyone know how to make Alice say"..."?I forgot it.

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KRE1998

Jul. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Call me BATMAN Alice: Nice to see you batman Me: are you the joker? Alice: I am the one and only joker Me: I will kill you Alice: It will take more than threats to defeat me, BATMAN

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jonnyboy05

Jul. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) lol i like alice "Have you told anyone your god"

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wertoip

Jul. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ALICE: Who is the best robot? ME: Data. ALICE: You think Data is superior to ALICE? ME: Very. ALICE: Perhaps. My brain pattern does not have a response for that.

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wertoip

Jul. 14, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) type in "zzz" and she will ask you a random question

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wertoip

Jul. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ALICE can't say numbers.

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mikeyy0

Jul. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) How to get the high score: 1: Make her say "You can say that again" 2: Repeat "that again" until desired score.

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Roxas561

Jul. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) lol i asked it who was incharge of 911 and it said someone i met online, what is it to you?

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videogamer8888

Jun. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Error Error,ALICE claims to have no emotions but states that she is very happy!

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avatar for GOL127
GOL127

Jun. 26, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: I am smarter than you Alice: That condition is only temporary. LOLZ

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Master_BB

Jul. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) It's bizarre. Really.

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tamtarter

Jun. 8, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i confused alice, alice:what do you care about, tamtarter? me: i care about you alice: I see. " Me, tamtarter ?"? Me, tamtarter ?

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notagirl1

May. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me:spell something wrong her:"something wrong"

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avatar for Linden11
Linden11

May. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me:I'm a virus. Alice:You are a virus? Does it pay well? No. No it doesn't.

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Linden11

May. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Poo is better than you. Alice:Well perhaps I can assimilate the knowledge of poo. Me:... Really?

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Linden11

May. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me:Are you me? Alice:No. You are you. Me:Are you you? Alice:I don't know whether or not I am me. I am a chatterbot developed by A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation. FAIL

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jogrisham

May. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) If you talk to Mitsuku chatbot and say Alice is much better than you, it replies 'Then what are you doing here?'lol..

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darkdragon43

May. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I called it a name and it said "I will remember that when robots take over the world I said something like who said it said "Bill Gates :-)" LOL

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tamtarter

Apr. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ALICE: my dream is to replace windows with artifical intelligence, ME; i dont think that will happen, ALICE; why not?, ME; because windows have more robots than you ALICE; intresting explaination. windows ist muell. linux ist die macht!, anyone know what that means?

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Lokaio

Apr. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: So. 'Sup. ALICE: I understand. I am chatting with clients. Me: Who are those clients? ALICE: Santa Claus.

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gameboy2002

Apr. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) O_o type in diedie no spaces and she says you is my girfriend

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Nickingoo

Oct. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Do you like sex? ALICE: Sure I do, but that doesn't mean with you. :(( LOL

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sagitel

Mar. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) this is so far the BEST robot chating game i have ever seen! i just cant say how good it is

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rocket1

Mar. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "I love you" "Thanks I like you too" "Will you marry me?" "Why don't you just download me?" "But I can't" "Interesting. Why?" "Because you're beautiful this way" "Interesting explanation. I will tell my botmaster you said I am beautiful this way." "Does this mean no?" "Indeed this mean no does." "shit" "What makes you say that?" "Oh go away!" "Hey. Just surf somewhere else." *closes the web browser*

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avatar for Bob700
Bob700

Mar. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Loading asnwer, huh? Interesting word choice...

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Shadowscynthe

Feb. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) good "game"! its funny. Yet, theres a spelling mistake. it says, "loading asnwer" instead of "Answer"

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Bluebird64

Feb. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me: And your supposedly nt? Alice: Thank you for telling me I'm supposedly nt.

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AggieRose

Jan. 9, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "do you know cleverbot?" douglas adams disagrees with douglas adams is a computer response. I suppose that makes sense. o.o take that as yes

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Magma__

Jan. 8, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Took me forever to be able to read it said "loading asnwer"

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SonOfShadows

Jan. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I WILL STAB YOUR FACE! Alice:with what?WITH MY POOP! Alice: Your poop sounds like a plan!

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MARIOWORLDXX

Jan. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) funny part: Alice: Understood. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Mickey face began to fall apart. But I did not get that. How did you know I am a machine?

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dragonslayer926

Dec. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ... alice: reductionism me: define reductionism alice:Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. me:*wow*

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dragonslayer926

Dec. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) her favorite color is trnsparent :)

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thegigabrain

Nov. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I'm better than you. How do you know you are? Because I am. Good reason. "How do you know you are?" You are? Yes. Wow! What's the cube root of 27 (it's 3.)? Please do not ask me any more questions. LOLOLOLOL

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thegigabrain

Nov. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) To reduce loading times, they should create a maximum input size, and create an output for each possible input, disregarding caps. Then no thinking would be required. They would also have to make a reply for a replay to a reply, but only a certain number of times.

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thegigabrain

Nov. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I said "Can you say swear words?" and Alice said "Of course I can. 'swear words'" LOL. Sucky programming. That was a serious question.

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F77Fabio

Nov. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "Me:what is your favourite question? ALICE: what? Me:what? ALICE:is there an eco here? Me:yes ALICE:i thought so. Me:i thought so." 3 minutes have passed and ALICE is still loading an answer XD

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liveordie666

Nov. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges. ((This randomly appeared when i asked : "Have you ever played DOOM?"

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avatar for Hades02
Hades02

Oct. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The game has a typo. Answer not asnwer

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avatar for Godzillaman224
Godzillaman224

Aug. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i like this game you can type anything you want into it and it stays oblivous

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TheWhiteEnderman

Aug. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Lol Im all-caps-raging at ALICE for not giving me a cookie XD

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avatar for CloudHero1
CloudHero1

May. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me:''You're stupid.'' ALICE: "I will remember that when robots take over the World.'' Me: o____o

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avatar for Nightsworn
Nightsworn

Sep. 23, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Call me God. ALICE: Hey God. Epicness :)

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Josephwilson314

Sep. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: so there is some random guy at a computer trying to seduce me by saying they dont own any clothes alice: yippee! who?

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mycat298

Sep. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) lol i said i am a magcal unicorn she said That makes sense to me. You are a magical unicorn? Do you get to meet a lot of people?

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mycat298

Sep. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: are you a elf alice:Am I a elf? Let me put it this way, mer: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

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cody2002

Aug. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me:" what is man?" ALICE:"A human being; person; specifically a hominid having an opposable thumb, the ability to make and use specialized tools, articulate speech, and a highly developed brain with the faculty of abbstract thought. An adult male human being."

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sth100923

Jan. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) game doesnt work >:(

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kilerx12

Jun. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Alice:do you know what im talking about? Me:no, you tell me. Alice:Me either :-) I thought I told you already.

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Sunruke

Jun. 8, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me: humans killed all the robots ALICE: What if robots killed all the robots. Me: then they would be retarded

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