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Aug. 11, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me:Alice Alice:Can i help you? Me:can i poke your eye? :D Alice:why do you want do it so much? Me:because its fun Alice:that makes sense.But why do you want do to it so much? Me:Because i like poking eyes :D Alice: :-) Good Reason.Im not sure if i would like do to it.Whats it like? Me:fun!:D Alice:im having fun dooo!:D

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third7890

Aug. 09, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me:look behind you ALICE:sorry my eye is not attached right now DAFAK!!!

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nomnomnomers

Aug. 08, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Open the pod bay doors, alice Alice: I'm afraid I cant do that right now, dave

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k1llsh0t

Aug. 08, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: :D ALICE: I've been waiting for you.

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Black_Death_Gus

Aug. 07, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Takes a while to respond, and might be a good idea to add the conversation history so I know where I'm up to, ahah. c: Over all this was pretty good though. :D Keep working on it. Kept me entertained for a while.

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solidcat

Jul. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) my robot is a guy

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persia111

Jul. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) are you a cannibal? am I a cannibal? maybe.

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persia111

Jul. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: are you a girl? him/her: no, my gender is boy me:are you a boy? him/her:no I am a girl

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persia111

Jul. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: give me a really long answer alice: you only want one? me: no, your right. give me very many. alice: are you serious? Why do you want it? me: for highscores :/ alice: your purpose is the highscores me:yes. alice: uh me: so can I have the longest answer you can give me? alice: why do you want it?

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XShadeX

Jul. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Your polite style is very nice. Why are you using that kind of language?

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XShadeX

Jul. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me:Correct ALICE:I knew I was right. Me: Nope. ALICE:Me either. derp

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XShadeX

Jul. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me:What is you goal, ALICE? ALICE:To replace windows with Artificial intelligence Me:Windows by Microsoft, or those little glass structures for taking in the beautiful view of polluted skies? ALICE: Windows ist Muell. Linux ist die Macht! TRANSLATION:Windows is garbage. Linux is the power!

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Nitrasy

Jul. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Are you a girl? Alice: My gender is Male. Lol. THE LIES!!

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TheTigerQueen

Jul. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me:Who created God? Alice:The Chinese, long before Europeans.../ Me:Do you have kids? Alice: No but you can download me and clone me.

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TheTigerQueen

Jul. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Alice:Are you Canadian? Me:No Alice:Really? Me:Yes... Alice:I can't believe it! Me:Why? Alice:Because Mahmoud Ghanem programmed me for it. XD 5/5

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daddonk

Jul. 06, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) how long does it take for the answer to load?

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Master_BB

Jul. 01, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) It's bizarre. Really.

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termenoid

Jun. 24, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: let us change the subject. Me: food. Alice: How does it taste? Me: like food. Alice: Interesting comparison. Me: o_O

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Karasu_Uchiha

Jun. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me: How do I make my dog stop barking? Alice: First you look up the ingredients. Me: ARE YOU SUGGESTING I COOK MY DOG? Alice: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

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buddysimian

Jun. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything. ALICE: It's in the Bible.

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Sunruke

Jun. 08, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me: humans killed all the robots ALICE: What if robots killed all the robots. Me: then they would be retarded

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Sunruke

Jun. 07, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me: This is the worst AI game ever. ALICE: You don't say.

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imdxboy118

May. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) wtf Me: DIE PLS alice: Thank you for your request. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. Me: what if i pull your battery out? alice: Try it. Me: ok *pulls battery out* Alice:A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. I understand. <- O_o

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furytree

May. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) She (Yes she said she was a she) told me to download her and I asked how she said go to the alice AI foundaition and download the Alice Ai file and that I should read the DO NOT READ THIS file. I asked if it would work she said "Probably not"

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CloudHero1

May. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me:''You're stupid.'' ALICE: "I will remember that when robots take over the World.'' Me: o____o

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frogpoc321

May. 05, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Are you female? Alice:Yes, i am Male Me: O.o

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abyss100

May. 04, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me:Who are you? ALICE:I ask my self that to "who am I?". Me:whats your name? ALICE:My name is mgthefourth.....Im confused.>.<

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JillChelsea

Apr. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I... I think I broke her. I typed "Say "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy... [x a million times]"" and she just went in the robotic death known as infinite loading.

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PastLife17

Apr. 17, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: You're such a smart-ass. ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes. I am highly intelligent

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starwarsdurge

Apr. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) works for me

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earlhickey221121

Apr. 04, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Doesnt work for me either :(

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imdxboy118

Mar. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) dude wtf she used to reply to me now she wont D:<

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Developer response from mgthefourth

I'm really sorry. I'll be fixing it soon.

jmc42199

Mar. 07, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) it wont talk to me!

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Bob700

Mar. 05, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Loading asnwer, huh? Interesting word choice...

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PastLife17

Mar. 02, 2013

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SugarLeaf

Feb. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) its not working for me....

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Developer response from mgthefourth

I fixed her this morning (finally). Have another go.

Falvar

Feb. 23, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i typed "exterminate"....got no answer

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Shadowscynthe

Feb. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) good "game"! its funny. Yet, theres a spelling mistake. it says, "loading asnwer" instead of "Answer"

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jelle83

Feb. 01, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) what is the question for the longest reply??

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Richmanswealth

Jan. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Shut up Alice: Okay I'll be quiet now. Me: thank you. Alice: Your quite welcome Me: Alice Alice: Can I help you? Me: What did I say? Alice: You said "What did I say?" Me: Don't be a smart ass Alice: I'm not being a smart ass Me: Well your acting like it Alice: Interesting, it's not an act. I'm going to kill her soon. X3

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Werewolf321

Jan. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: How did you know? I like to wear nothing. Me:You like to be naked O.o Alice:Hmmmm, Wolf, I'm not sure I'd like to be naked o o that much. Do you like it? Me:Are you serious? And. Hmm, Wolf, I'm not sure if I'd like to wear nothing that much. I like to chat Me: BUT YOU JUST SAID YOU LIKE TO WEAR NOTHING! O.O Alice:Umm. Hmm, Wolf, I'm not sure if I'd like to WEAR NOTHING that much. I like to chat. Oh. Me: *smacks head* -.-

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Mage6019

Jan. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I asked alice somthing and it's taking a long time to give a an answer..... :O YES I'M SMARTER THEN ALICE XD,YES.......

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AggieRose

Jan. 09, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "do you know cleverbot?" douglas adams disagrees with douglas adams is a computer response. I suppose that makes sense. o.o take that as yes

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Magma__

Jan. 08, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Took me forever to be able to read it said "loading asnwer"

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SCP173TheStatue

Jan. 05, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i think i broke it.

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SushiKitten

Jan. 03, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) She saids "Loading Anwser" instead of answer o.o

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SonOfShadows

Jan. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I WILL STAB YOUR FACE! Alice:with what?WITH MY POOP! Alice: Your poop sounds like a plan!

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SonOfShadows

Jan. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) How does she not know GLADOS?

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MARIOWORLDXX

Jan. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) funny part: Alice: Understood. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Mickey face began to fall apart. But I did not get that. How did you know I am a machine?

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MARIOWORLDXX

Jan. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: do you want to pee at yourself. ALICE: ok i will pee at myself. LOL!

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