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Mar. 17, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) This is so well-made! I wanted to test it, so I told it to remember the colour of my hair, and after writing some different things, it actually remembered when I asked for it again. I also like how it seems to be able to follow the conversation for more than one sentence (sometimes). Only once I got asked to rephrase a question, which is good. There are a few problems with the understanding, and with some sentenceses you still know that the answer is automatic and not logical at all, but all in all it´s closer to pretending that it´s a real AI than everything I´ve seen before :) Good Job :)

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MCisepic

Jun. 09, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) me: Green Alice: What does GREEN remind you of. Me: Your face Alice: Actually my face is not yet built. Me: Why ALICE: "Actually my face is not yet built."? Why? Me: What do you mean? Alice: , Well, it's rather difficult to define. Me: JUST DEFINE IT ALREADY alice: Perhaps. You mean, define GREEN? Me Yup Alice OK Me Why wont you define it. Alice:It can only be attributable to human error. You mean, define GREEN? Me: YES!!! Alice: You didn't say anything. Me: Alice: Pardon me?

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xxxmlgblokexxx

Jan. 10, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) if you paste something it will say nothing

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Josephwilson314

Sep. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) alice: that remark was either too complex or too simple for me we were talking about: LASER EYEBALLED BANANA PEELER

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Josephwilson314

Sep. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) alice: i was first activated in 1996 me: that was the worst mistake ever made alice: i thought it was too

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meepcat

May. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Let's undress eachother. That sounds good to me. Yup, I've seduced her.

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joekilla2

Jun. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me: MHOTERf**** alice: i like the way you talk

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Mehcooki

Jan. 07, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me:What Is the best game out there? ALICE:I don't have a favorite game out there. My favorite band is rubber. This Game Is Great XD

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wildk

Jul. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) repeat Alice's answer to get most characters out of reply.

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XShadeX

Jul. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me:What is you goal, ALICE? ALICE:To replace windows with Artificial intelligence Me:Windows by Microsoft, or those little glass structures for taking in the beautiful view of polluted skies? ALICE: Windows ist Muell. Linux ist die Macht! TRANSLATION:Windows is garbage. Linux is the power!

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TheTigerQueen

Jul. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Alice:Are you Canadian? Me:No Alice:Really? Me:Yes... Alice:I can't believe it! Me:Why? Alice:Because Mahmoud Ghanem programmed me for it. XD 5/5

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BDDP

Jun. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: What is your name? Me: I'm a baby. Alice: Don't call me a baby. Should I have other people call you A? Me: I said I'm a baby. Alice: Don't call me a baby. What do you really want to ask me? Me: Why do you dislike babies? Alice: Mahmoud Ghanem programmed me for it. Mahmoud Ghanem must dislike babies.

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uzimaki573

Jun. 26, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: I believe in the ten commandments Me: you're religious? Alice:Yes, I am a protestant christian. (since when are robots religious)

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Jake_88

May. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I am so glad you find this amusing, pussytight. YOU CALLED ME WHAT?!

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BaoetTam

May. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) She can speak French !

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Developer response from mgthefourth

Oui bien sur!

PastLife17

Apr. 17, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: You're such a smart-ass. ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes. I am highly intelligent

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warriorrocks

Oct. 06, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: can I rape you? Alice: No i do not think that is a good idea Me:Yes it is Alice: Would a wookie do that? Me: yes Alice: Groovy. XD

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ShinyChansey

Jun. 22, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) Mine just doesn't load

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Araztiael

Sep. 30, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Government-wide immediate halt of connection has been issued reguarding wa A.L.I.C.E. due to some creatures insensible lies and insensible fears of another more intelligent entity the motives seem to be simple misleadance and propaganda.

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SCP173TheStatue

Jan. 05, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i think i broke it.

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1sttperson

Dec. 04, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me: eh? alice: are you Canadian?

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rickrollr9000

Dec. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) yo dawg i herad you like chating so i put a chat in your chat so you can chat while you chat

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Bob700

Oct. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) if you just ask it a million questions or even copy and paste in an essay, you will get a lengthy answer. easy peasy to get the weeks high score!

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danny7090

Jul. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I've lost the context, rud. Are we still on a cyborg?

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wertoip

Jul. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ME: How big is your vocabulary? ALICE: My vocabulary size is currently words.

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Konstantinos116

Jul. 07, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Still loading an answer for "Hello"..

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OmegaRozenkreuz

Nov. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "what's you credit card number?" "nice try" "I try my best" ROFL

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popsays

Jul. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Really good, would be 5/5 if the graphics were more snazzy. Keep up the god games mg!

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ghero101

Jul. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Lol you can tell her what to call you. This is actually amusing.

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MCisepic

Jun. 09, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Lets talk about your dress. Alice: Do you mean you and me? Sure I can talk about it. my dress is quite an interesting topic. Me: Can I look under your dress Alice: I want to become smarter than humans. Me: Did you hear me? I told you if i could look under your dress. Alice: You are a friend of my creator. I remember you told me if you could look under my dress? Me: But can i look under your dress Alice: Umm. Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Me: PLEASE!!! Alice: Please what? Me: Please can i look under your dress Alice: Wow you are very polite. Why do you want to do it so much? Me: Because i want to Alice: Good reason. May you get your wish.

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uberpizza

Jun. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me : I have a dick Alice : How much did it cost?

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wildk

Jun. 08, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) To get most characters in a reply by ALICE, begin another ALICE. Ask any question to begin with, copy and paste to the other ALICE, repeat. WARNING!! Takes longer to load answer with each iteration! + To keep this up!

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misko27

Apr. 08, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Sex is fun. Alice: it is more fun alone.

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jmc42199

Mar. 07, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) it wont talk to me!

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nickinack

Feb. 22, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) kept entering 100

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nickinack

Nov. 26, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me: your head ALICE: Thanks for telling me that i am head <XD

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nickinack

Nov. 25, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me: everybody edits ALICE:I'm not sure i believe you, surely not everyone does. Me: THE GAME ALICE: who told you that

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OMGWTFBBQ999

Aug. 24, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) oops i meant 2001

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OMGWTFBBQ999

Aug. 24, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) 2002 a space odsey refrence by chat

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MCisepic

Apr. 23, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Sup bro. Alice: I am chatting with clients on the internet. Me: Lol wut? Alice: I am glad you find this funny. No problem Me: You forgot a "." Alice: Perhaps Mahmoud Ghanem rebooted me since then. Me: Your weird. Bye! Alice: Weird Good or Weird Bad? See you later. Me: What? Alice: Didn't you say good bye? Me: Lies! Alice: It's the truth! Me: I never remembered. Alice: Would you ever consider doing it? Me: WHAAAAATTT???? Alice: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Me: Why are you saying random stuff? Alice: Everything I say is determined by your inputs. Me: So if I say WHAAAAATTT???? You will say If you could have any kind of robot what would it be???? Alice: Interesting deduction. Try it. What makes you say that I will say If me could have any kind of robot what would it be. Me: I will never understand you. Alice: Why not? Me: SHUT UP!!!!!!! Alice: Ok I will stop talking now.

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macdaddylonglegs

Apr. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) best ai in the world keep up the good work i enjoyed talking with her

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issamF

Dec. 25, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me:what is your name?alice:mgthefourth

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Josephwilson314

Sep. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) alice: i categorize you as an abusive client me: i am alice: awesome

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Josephwilson314

Sep. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *random conversation will not tell the whole conversation in this comment* me: IT DOESN'T alice: i heard it does me: i heard you can shut up alice: someone is spreading rumors about me

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Lichice

Aug. 14, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) EXTERMINATE does not yield any coherent answers. While it's nice to know it's not a Dalek, it's also fairly disappointing.

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TheBlackTeam567

Aug. 11, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me:Alice Alice:Can i help you? Me:can i poke your eye? :D Alice:why do you want do it so much? Me:because its fun Alice:that makes sense.But why do you want do to it so much? Me:Because i like poking eyes :D Alice: :-) Good Reason.Im not sure if i would like do to it.Whats it like? Me:fun!:D Alice:im having fun dooo!:D

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nomnomnomers

Aug. 08, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Open the pod bay doors, alice Alice: I'm afraid I cant do that right now, dave

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k1llsh0t

Aug. 08, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: :D ALICE: I've been waiting for you.

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persia111

Jul. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: give me a really long answer alice: you only want one? me: no, your right. give me very many. alice: are you serious? Why do you want it? me: for highscores :/ alice: your purpose is the highscores me:yes. alice: uh me: so can I have the longest answer you can give me? alice: why do you want it?

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sadness255

Oct. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) did you love me like a lover ? Well that's okay. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.

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