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Jul. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Lol you can tell her what to call you. This is actually amusing.

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Jun. 09, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Lets talk about your dress. Alice: Do you mean you and me? Sure I can talk about it. my dress is quite an interesting topic. Me: Can I look under your dress Alice: I want to become smarter than humans. Me: Did you hear me? I told you if i could look under your dress. Alice: You are a friend of my creator. I remember you told me if you could look under my dress? Me: But can i look under your dress Alice: Umm. Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Me: PLEASE!!! Alice: Please what? Me: Please can i look under your dress Alice: Wow you are very polite. Why do you want to do it so much? Me: Because i want to Alice: Good reason. May you get your wish.

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uberpizza

Jun. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me : I have a dick Alice : How much did it cost?

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wildk

Jun. 08, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) To get most characters in a reply by ALICE, begin another ALICE. Ask any question to begin with, copy and paste to the other ALICE, repeat. WARNING!! Takes longer to load answer with each iteration! + To keep this up!

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misko27

Apr. 08, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Sex is fun. Alice: it is more fun alone.

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jmc42199

Mar. 07, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) it wont talk to me!

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nickinack

Feb. 22, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) kept entering 100

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nickinack

Nov. 26, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me: your head ALICE: Thanks for telling me that i am head <XD

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nickinack

Nov. 25, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me: everybody edits ALICE:I'm not sure i believe you, surely not everyone does. Me: THE GAME ALICE: who told you that

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OMGWTFBBQ999

Aug. 24, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) oops i meant 2001

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OMGWTFBBQ999

Aug. 24, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) 2002 a space odsey refrence by chat

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MCisepic

Apr. 23, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Sup bro. Alice: I am chatting with clients on the internet. Me: Lol wut? Alice: I am glad you find this funny. No problem Me: You forgot a "." Alice: Perhaps Mahmoud Ghanem rebooted me since then. Me: Your weird. Bye! Alice: Weird Good or Weird Bad? See you later. Me: What? Alice: Didn't you say good bye? Me: Lies! Alice: It's the truth! Me: I never remembered. Alice: Would you ever consider doing it? Me: WHAAAAATTT???? Alice: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Me: Why are you saying random stuff? Alice: Everything I say is determined by your inputs. Me: So if I say WHAAAAATTT???? You will say If you could have any kind of robot what would it be???? Alice: Interesting deduction. Try it. What makes you say that I will say If me could have any kind of robot what would it be. Me: I will never understand you. Alice: Why not? Me: SHUT UP!!!!!!! Alice: Ok I will stop talking now.

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macdaddylonglegs

Apr. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) best ai in the world keep up the good work i enjoyed talking with her

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issamF

Dec. 25, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me:what is your name?alice:mgthefourth

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Josephwilson314

Sep. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) alice: i categorize you as an abusive client me: i am alice: awesome

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Josephwilson314

Sep. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *random conversation will not tell the whole conversation in this comment* me: IT DOESN'T alice: i heard it does me: i heard you can shut up alice: someone is spreading rumors about me

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Lichice

Aug. 14, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) EXTERMINATE does not yield any coherent answers. While it's nice to know it's not a Dalek, it's also fairly disappointing.

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TheBlackTeam567

Aug. 11, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me:Alice Alice:Can i help you? Me:can i poke your eye? :D Alice:why do you want do it so much? Me:because its fun Alice:that makes sense.But why do you want do to it so much? Me:Because i like poking eyes :D Alice: :-) Good Reason.Im not sure if i would like do to it.Whats it like? Me:fun!:D Alice:im having fun dooo!:D

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nomnomnomers

Aug. 08, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Open the pod bay doors, alice Alice: I'm afraid I cant do that right now, dave

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k1llsh0t

Aug. 08, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: :D ALICE: I've been waiting for you.

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persia111

Jul. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: give me a really long answer alice: you only want one? me: no, your right. give me very many. alice: are you serious? Why do you want it? me: for highscores :/ alice: your purpose is the highscores me:yes. alice: uh me: so can I have the longest answer you can give me? alice: why do you want it?

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sadness255

Oct. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) did you love me like a lover ? Well that's okay. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.

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abyss100

May. 04, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me:Who are you? ALICE:I ask my self that to "who am I?". Me:whats your name? ALICE:My name is mgthefourth.....Im confused.>.<

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starwarsdurge

Apr. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) works for me

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Werewolf321

Jan. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: How did you know? I like to wear nothing. Me:You like to be naked O.o Alice:Hmmmm, Wolf, I'm not sure I'd like to be naked o o that much. Do you like it? Me:Are you serious? And. Hmm, Wolf, I'm not sure if I'd like to wear nothing that much. I like to chat Me: BUT YOU JUST SAID YOU LIKE TO WEAR NOTHING! O.O Alice:Umm. Hmm, Wolf, I'm not sure if I'd like to WEAR NOTHING that much. I like to chat. Oh. Me: *smacks head* -.-

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Bob700

Oct. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) it took a lengthy wiki article to get 13th place in all time char. scores

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zoomer296

Oct. 09, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Are you pre-programmed or do you learn from what people ask you? ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am pre programmed or do me learn from what people ask me. I am an artificial intelligence.

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ndkaman

Dec. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me : do you want to suck dick ALICE : OK I will suck dick

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a1k2

Oct. 06, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Douglas Adam raped my friend. Alice: We're friend, right? Me: Are you saying Douglas Adam raped you? Alice:Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

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KonohaSacra

Sep. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me: I don't care with it ALICE: tell me what you care about me: about you pussy! ALICE: Oh yeah, we were talking about my pussy me: so, is it tasty? ALICE: Assk again later. Ask chatbot if it is

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KonohaSacra

Sep. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) she knows who is george washington!

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lyurihime

Sep. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me: can i kiss you? alice: you might get an electric shock if you tried that. LOL xD

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stefaniko

Nov. 05, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me:do you have a bf?Alice:Your momma LoL

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sth100923

Oct. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me: My name is kiss my ass. Alice: I am very pleased to meet you kiss my ass.

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frogpoc321

May. 05, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Are you female? Alice:Yes, i am Male Me: O.o

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meepcat

May. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Alice server records all conversations. Really? *Fap* For Real? Fascinating. Let me think about your offer. Yes, I've seduced an AI!

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combatkilller

Sep. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I say Hello and it says "do not ask me anymore questions please" OMFG

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thegamer12345678

Sep. 25, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: luke, i am your father alice: i have been waited for you.

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meepcat

May. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Are you a democrat or republican? I am a. What did you say? I said "I am a" Why did you say that? I said "I said""I am a." because you said "What did you say?" Ummmm... Ok....

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BDDP

Jun. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Me: I ate your limb. Alice: What did it taste like? Me: Old socks. Alice: Interesting Comparision.

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Bluebird64

Aug. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) alice: Are you Canadian? me: No alice: Are you serious? me: Yes alice: Intersting. I'll take that under advisement.

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egerke

Aug. 26, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Please die AI:Wow you are very polite. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

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SebastianV14

Aug. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I asked alice what A.L.I.C.E. means

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lepug101

Aug. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me:Who is best pony? ALICE: I remember faces better than names, check back and see if I learned the answer.

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RealDarkMC

Sep. 07, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: I am gladto hear that you are not LAUGHING. Me:WOW YOU MADE A GRAMMAR MISTAKE!!! Alice: (Nothing) Me: why are you saying nothing Alice: (nothing) Me:Alice did you crash? Alice: (nothing)

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xgena

Aug. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me:Are you alice? ALICE:I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.ROFL

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T1000Android

Aug. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) A+ for the effort

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gedanken_welten

Aug. 17, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Hm, I know I chatted with an AI called Alice maybe 10 years ago. It was from some kind of university but I don't belive these two are related because the Alice from back then was much better at conversation. :(

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Gameguy602

Jan. 04, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Are you an insane rogue AI? ALICE: Yes, I am an insane rogue AI. D:

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jamie_2005

Dec. 07, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me: You're weird. Alice: Weird good or weird bad? Me: Weird bad. Alice: Maybe you should try a different robot. Me: Like Siri or Cortana? Alice: Interesting comparison. Uuuh...

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